What is the craziest thing you've ever done to make money?

[TheDarkenedOne]

What is the craziest thing you've ever done to make money?
It doesn't have to be for yourself (i.e. for your team/club).
Pictures are good, but not a must.

I can't really think of anything desparate, so here's an amusing account...
A couple years back my crew team gets a call from this guy responding to our "will work for crew" flyers; he offered to pay us several hundred dollars for us to stand on him. Easy money, but pretty wierd. He had this large board type thing on his chest and there were a couple dozen people in attendance, though I dont remember how many people he fit on.

[Moocow Milkblaster]

when i was a little kid, me and my best friend needed money to buy pokemon cards, so we videotaped our hamsters having sex and sold it on eBay as "hot college girls 18+ XXX (etc.)" or whatever and sold one copy for twenty bucks for some loser. We sent him the tape and we never got an e-mail back expressing his distaste in the video, so even though he didn't get his college girls, he must have been satisfied somewhat.

we both got charizards from our hamster porn money so it all payed off imo.

[Hateyou]

I did a skateboarding demo for a bunch of 5-7 year olds at a church once. They payed me 20 bucks, bought me lunch, and let me have the quarter-pipe that was there. I was 17 at the time.

That's not very wierd but I was just walking down the street with my board and this van pulled up with two church moms in it. The other skater they had was sick or something. Oh and I'm an athiest, but hey those kids went nuts so it was fun.

[oknedark]

Stayed in school while I watched cohorts either make 6 figures off online poker or get contracts to be 'pro' fps gamers, or deal drugs. That's right, pro fucking gamers.

Six years later I'm still in fucking grad school.... wonderful.

[Metranon]

when i was 16 I sold LSD to kids in my high school for a few weeks cause the opportunity was there to make a shitload of money (cheap supply, huge amounts available, high quality)...and i did make a ton of money although admittedly i blew most of it partying. Probably sold about 35-40 sheets in just over 6 weeks (100 hits per sheet). I'll also admit this isn't the only time i've sold drugs to make money, but it was by far the most profitable.

looking back it was pretty stupid and I was lucky not to get caught or have hurt anyone badly (or both)

anyone beat that?

[Big W Powah!]

Yeah, I sold drywall to kids at school...Next door neighbors were remodeling, so I took some of the dry wall, shaved it to look like coke, and sold it...Made around 1200 dollars in the 2 days I did it--and nobody ever seemed to notice...

[Samus Aran]

I used to supply my school's atheltics programs (directly to the coaches) with steriods. I stopped when one of the coaches got fired when a football player ratted him out for trying to make him use roids.

[kcxiv]

This shit can get some people into trouble i think. lol

[Big W Powah!]

Eh, fuck trouble. Cash>some stupid jock degrading his cock to asian status cause they have to win state.

[oknedark]

Yea, and now was a great time to point that out. Don't you have something about eq you could be spouting off in that broken non-punctuated english you like to use? Stupid german bitch.

[Big W Powah!]

Originally Posted by oknedark

Yea, and now was a great time to point that out. Don't you have something about eq you could be spouting off in that broken non-punctuated english you like to use? Stupid german bitch.

Was that referenced at me?...Because, well, I'm not german, nor do I fully understand where non-punctuated comes from. Broken english I suppose when I don't feel like grammar checking..


(If not, then I'm mistaken and sorry for even bothering with this post.)

[Metranon]

think it was directed at kcxiv

[oknedark]

It was. I like your style Metranon, being right on the border of Cananda, I have been in the position to scoop up and bring some tabs into the good 'ole USofA. The thing is, it's really so simple for anyone who lives in Buffalo, cause our city is such a pile of shit and right across the border are two newly successful casinos and a thriving club scene. Tons of decoy traffic.

Only one time was there an incident. On the way back from a famous strip club known as the Sundowner, a friend and I were driving a someone else's car, don't know how it worked out, and based on that got set aside for a search. So there we were, outside at 2am sometime in the winter, instructed to stand in front of the car with our hands on the hood after the 45 minutes or so it took Canadian customs to get the search team, fido and rex, ready (hadn't made it to the American checkpoint yet). We just had a little fucking pot and the valuables in a sealed box in a box in a backpack. I still to this day have no idea how we got out of there, cause as they were searching we were estimating wether or not we could run from the hood to across the border before we got shot, thinking that would solve all our problems.

Long story short, we made it, got wicked high, drove back to school, and then he remembered that his family was in Westchester county and I remembered he was a rich prissy fag. Undergrad was a fucking blast.

[Metranon]

in my experience drug dogs aren't half as effective as they're advertised to be

still seems you caught a bit of luck there though, kudos

[Big W Powah!]

For drug dogs, just do what I do--Keep a few raw steaks in the trunk and your weed in the glove compartment---dogs go right for the steaks.


EDIT: Dead bodies work in place of steaks--long as its raw meat...