Can this crane take off?

Stragi · 12-07-2005, 03:36 PM

it is a mystery...

Stragi · 12-07-2005, 05:00 PM

oh come on, only four votes for paul wall?

littuljohn · 12-09-2005, 11:31 AM

i r teh win!

Big W Powah! · 12-09-2005, 11:58 AM

He's seawalking, and thusly, must be a white rapper! Paul Wall!

Samus Aran · 12-09-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Big W Powah!

He's seawalking, and thusly, must be a white rapper! Paul Wall!

Seawalking? Oh dear Christ in Heaven....

eXarc · 12-09-2005, 01:31 PM

c-walk
crane walk
ho ho ho

Mkopec1 · 12-09-2005, 01:42 PM

I vote Ralph Macchio or however you spell that shit.....

masteen · 12-09-2005, 02:08 PM

Damn, Emma Watson wins more polls than the fucking President!

GaliemVaelant · 12-09-2005, 02:38 PM

I lol'd

A Math Romance

They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. She approached her ex, so they diverged.

Tuco · 12-09-2005, 08:24 PM

rofl, Vaelant, that was hilarious. Did you write that? If so, props.

GaliemVaelant · 12-10-2005, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuco

rofl, Vaelant, that was hilarious. Did you write that? If so, props.

Nah, it has been circulating for a minute in emails and on math websites. Nobody really knows who wrote it, except I guess for the person who wrote it.

Samus Aran · 12-10-2005, 05:57 PM

Emma Watson for a come-from-behind victory.

MinionOfCthulhu · 12-10-2005, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee and TV

Emma Watson for a come-from-behind victory.

Wink wink, nudge nudge!

Zhavric · 12-10-2005, 08:45 PM

Say no more.

Dutchy · 12-10-2005, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by masteen

Damn, Emma Watson wins more polls than the fucking President!

That's not hard... he doesn't win a lot...

View Poll Results: fuck
paul wall	61	23.28%
little john	67	25.57%
Emma Watson	134	51.15%
Voters: 262. You may not vote on this poll

12-07-2005, 03:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stragi Fires of Heaven Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mesa, Arizona Posts: 853	Can this crane take off? it is a mystery... Attached Images __________________

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Big W Powah! You pussies can -interwebs better than that. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 2,042 -54 Internets	He's seawalking, and thusly, must be a white rapper! Paul Wall! __________________ WTB - INTARWEBS

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Mkopec1 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 5,013	I vote Ralph Macchio or however you spell that shit..... Attached Images __________________ When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

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littuljohn Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59 +0 Internets	i r teh win!

12-09-2005, 01:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
eXarc Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 980 +0 Internets	c-walk crane walk ho ho ho

12-09-2005, 02:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
masteen Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,303	Damn, Emma Watson wins more polls than the fucking President!

12-09-2005, 02:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
GaliemVaelant An Excellent Driver Join Date: May 2003 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,693 +1 Internets	I lol'd A Math Romance They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. She approached her ex, so they diverged. __________________ "...And now I lay him down to sleep, and pray the lord my son could speak..."

12-09-2005, 08:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
Tuco Forum Janitor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 8,102 +13 Internets	rofl, Vaelant, that was hilarious. Did you write that? If so, props. __________________ Arthur's Hall: A Forum for men.

12-10-2005, 05:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Emma Watson for a come-from-behind victory.

12-10-2005, 08:45 PM	#14 (permalink)
Zhavric Shovel > bat Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,017 +0 Internets	Say no more. __________________ "You have now earned the right to use spider jeruselum as your avatar. Carry on." ZHAVRIC

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