Screenshots Community College

Samus Aran · 12-06-2005, 07:34 PM

Seems like forever since we had a good Photoshop thread, so here's something that might get the screenshots creative sludge pumping.

The topic: "FoH needs to start it's own college, or at least screenshots. Screenshots Community College.
rellix plans on teaching "The Art of YTMND" for those pursuing the "Welcome to the Internet" Major
Galiem can teach Biology and Physics
Britt will be Coach of all the Women's sports teams (all we'll need is women)
Searyx will teach Japanese and sleep with the AnimeClub
Enigmatic can team up with kiksar to teach the art classes
AngryAmadeus gets English and History
Blaezen will teach Health and Self-Defense classes
Requiem can be the Dean
I guess Furor's alter ego will be the silent security guard
Vinen has filled the intimidating position of CS Instructor
potam has been hired as the new Debate professor
dak is our resident bum until he decides what he wants to teach (bums are cheaper and easier to find than professors)
Furor + Tigole will be heading up the School of Culinary Arts
Sabyn has volunteered to teach African American Studies due to his deep understanding of the culture based on Rap
matt has been promoted to the Professor of Funk and will be teaching Drinking 1101 every Thursday afternoon.
See? I've got it all figured out!"

College Mission: TBD

Professors:

Matt - Professor of Funk

potam - Debate Captain/Douchebag

rellix - YTMND 1101 "lol thong" Professor. "Up and Coming" Champion.

Feel free to improve/shit on my starter or make some awkward chops from scratch.

eXarc · 12-06-2005, 07:35 PM

this will become a legendary picture. i salute you.

Blaezenfury · 12-06-2005, 07:36 PM

HAHAHAHAHA I love it, Where Do I Sign Up?

FanBuss · 12-06-2005, 07:37 PM

My computer with photoshop is in the shop right now....fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Samus Aran · 12-06-2005, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FanBuss

My computer with photoshop is in the shop right now....fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

The real pros use MSPaint...

...and those without PS.

Samus Aran · 12-06-2005, 07:45 PM

Paint.NET, hos, Paint.NET.

Samus Aran · 12-06-2005, 07:56 PM

All of my students are required to purchase the elite $900 version of photoshop for making YTMND's. PAINT WILL NOT DO.

If you pass my course I guarantee 4.0 rating minimum on 80% of your YTMND's.

dak · 12-06-2005, 08:32 PM

Can I have tenured and a staff of 6 grad students, at least 4 Chinese?

GaliemVaelant · 12-06-2005, 08:40 PM

NSU's primary mission is education for the sake of educators, as it began as a normal school.

MIT's primary mission is R&D, as it began as a lab.

What will the primary mission of SCC be?

Mist · 12-06-2005, 08:41 PM

GaliemVaelant · 12-06-2005, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mist-Warsong

T&A?

Make it so.

Now to get to work on the physics of hawtness.

Samus Aran · 12-06-2005, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaliemVaelant

NSU's primary mission is education for the sake of educators, as it began as a normal school.

MIT's primary mission is R&D, as it began as a lab.

What will the primary mission of SCC be?

My secretary can field these questions.

Samus Aran · 12-06-2005, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dak

Can I have tenured and a staff of 6 grad students, at least 4 Chinese?

You'll need a position first. And we'll have to find some way of attracting asian students. Maybe we'll offer a degree in DDR?

TheWand · 12-06-2005, 08:53 PM

I want to join the chess club..

Severak · 12-06-2005, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potam

My secretary can field these questions.

oh my god.

oh my god

oh my fucking god.

oh sweet merciful god.

holy fucking shit.

good fucking lord.

i hate you.

12-06-2005, 07:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Screenshots Community College Seems like forever since we had a good Photoshop thread, so here's something that might get the screenshots creative sludge pumping. The topic: "FoH needs to start it's own college, or at least screenshots. Screenshots Community College. rellix plans on teaching "The Art of YTMND" for those pursuing the "Welcome to the Internet" Major Galiem can teach Biology and Physics Britt will be Coach of all the Women's sports teams (all we'll need is women) Searyx will teach Japanese and sleep with the AnimeClub Enigmatic can team up with kiksar to teach the art classes AngryAmadeus gets English and History Blaezen will teach Health and Self-Defense classes Requiem can be the Dean I guess Furor's alter ego will be the silent security guard Vinen has filled the intimidating position of CS Instructor potam has been hired as the new Debate professor dak is our resident bum until he decides what he wants to teach (bums are cheaper and easier to find than professors) Furor + Tigole will be heading up the School of Culinary Arts Sabyn has volunteered to teach African American Studies due to his deep understanding of the culture based on Rap matt has been promoted to the Professor of Funk and will be teaching Drinking 1101 every Thursday afternoon. See? I've got it all figured out!" College Mission: TBD Professors: Matt - Professor of Funk potam - Debate Captain/Douchebag rellix - YTMND 1101 "lol thong" Professor. "Up and Coming" Champion. Feel free to improve/shit on my starter or make some awkward chops from scratch. Attached Images Last edited by Coffee and TV : 12-09-2005 at 05:38 AM.

12-06-2005, 07:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Blaezenfury Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,503 +8 Internets	HAHAHAHAHA I love it, Where Do I Sign Up? __________________ Blaezen Feanturi. 65th Halfling OverLord of the Vallon Zek Sever.

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Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	All of my students are required to purchase the elite $900 version of photoshop for making YTMND's. PAINT WILL NOT DO. If you pass my course I guarantee 4.0 rating minimum on 80% of your YTMND's. Last edited by Rellix : 12-06-2005 at 08:01 PM.

12-06-2005, 08:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
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Mist Extremely Busy DPS Provider Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,395 -56 Internets	T&A? __________________ Nyxs - Overgeared Rogue LFGuild.

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eXarc Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 980 +0 Internets	this will become a legendary picture. i salute you.

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Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Paint.NET, hos, Paint.NET.

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GaliemVaelant An Excellent Driver Join Date: May 2003 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,699 +0 Internets	NSU's primary mission is education for the sake of educators, as it began as a normal school. MIT's primary mission is R&D, as it began as a lab. What will the primary mission of SCC be?

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TheWand B ( . Y . ) B I E S ! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 501 -1 Internets	I want to join the chess club.. Attached Images __________________ This is my brain on drugs... what was the question?

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