EQ1 -- How we tried to get banned.

[Azo313]

nt

[Phoenix]

Good times.

I remember back in the day when Kelethin was the main trading spot on Solusek Ro, I made a ogre named Thebankrobber. I would have a friend invis me and get in the little bank hut. Was funnier than fuck when I did it. No one was ever able to get passed the invisble ogre war. Other times, I would get sow/levitate and aggro the banker and run off. We all had good times, until the GMs would show up and spam the zone telling people to stop messing with the bankers. I still remember the message; "DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT LEAVE THE BANKER ALONE!!!". Was all fun and games until I was warned.

I also brought Thebankrobber out for a visit to thurgadin, much fun was also had going invis and standing in the tunnel entrance, until someone reported me and I was warned again.

[Skars]

Dude what the fuck was that

Edit: Obligatory "omg you found a GM?"

[Zimphultron]

Originally Posted by Phoenix

Good times.

I remember back in the day when Kelethin was the main trading spot on Solusek Ro, I made a ogre named Thebankrobber. I would have a friend invis me and get in the little bank hut. Was funnier than fuck when I did it. No one was ever able to get passed the invisble ogre war. Other times, I would get sow/levitate and aggro the banker and run off. We all had good times, until the GMs would show up and spam the zone telling people to stop messing with the bankers. I still remember the message; "DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT LEAVE THE BANKER ALONE!!!". Was all fun and games until I was warned.

I also brought Thebankrobber out for a visit to thurgadin, much fun was also had going invis and standing in the tunnel entrance, until someone reported me and I was warned again.

I remember Thebankrobber... and Hamburglar (a halfling)

[Furism]

That's not even remotely funny. Because the poor guy is not a GM, he is a Guide, willing to help the players on his free time, and for free too. Had you been more imaginative, you'd have managed to have your petition escalated to a *real* GM (you know, the ones hired by SOE), and then insult *him*.

[Astaire]

Shoulda made cracks at Hinduism and slaying cows for a living, that mighta gotten a rise out of him.

[BruuceWarduck]

or just learn how to actually use Mq, zone a level 1 naked cleric into Vex Thal, and warp to the room above the aten blobs, agro everything, and warp to the europeans below that are actually fighting the aten blobs.

that got one of my accounts banned.

[Kormus]

Shoulda made cracks at Hinduism and slaying cows for a living, that mighta gotten a rise out of him.

That gave me a LMAO IRL - fine humour there.

[bcware]

Originally Posted by Azo313

You told Zherrik, 'but i wont get caught you little fuck now you wont tell right?'
You told Zherrik, 'a little el secreto i fyou know what i mean'
Zherrik tells you, 'Excuse me???'
You told Zherrik, 'Just kidding man take it easy lol'
You told Zherrik, 'so about hooking up that hacker program'





[Thu Oct 10 19:36:09 2002] You told Zherrik, 'so anyways about my 1 inch penis'
[Thu Oct 10 19:36:13 2002] You told Zherrik, 'listen to this story man'
[Thu Oct 10 19:36:21 2002] You told Zherrik, 'i was at my girlfriends and shes like want to fuck me?'
[Thu Oct 10 19:36:24 2002] You told Zherrik, 'so i say umm sure'
[Thu Oct 10 19:36:35 2002] You told Zherrik, 'and i whip it out and shes like eww its only 1 inchg'
[Thu Oct 10 19:36:46 2002] You told Zherrik, 'OMFG wrong tell MAN im sorry please dont say anything.... shitt....'

The first change in tone had me lol irl.
the second part here sounds just like a friend of mine. he would say the most hilarious shit when people would walk behind him on the way to the dining hall or something as if it's just a private conversation and he didn't know they were there. 'so i was fucking this guy in the ass, right, and all of a sudden...'

[eXarc]

[Thu Oct 10 19:22:08 2002] You told Zherrik, 'i just realized something.. can you come check this out.. in high pass hold someone left a trail of corpses on the ground that spell the phrase "fuck my ass". this is very offensive since both of my kids play this game'
[Thu Oct 10 19:24:51 2002] Zherrik tells you, 'where?'

i laughed when the screenshot came up, showing he believed you. hahah.

[Shogon]

Originally Posted by BruuceWarduck

or just learn how to actually use Mq, zone a level 1 naked cleric into Vex Thal, and warp to the room above the aten blobs, agro everything, and warp to the europeans below that are actually fighting the aten blobs.

that got one of my accounts banned.

wtf is "Mq"? I haven't played EQ in like two years. I'm out of the loop.

[oknedark]

Originally Posted by Furism

That's not even remotely funny. Because the poor guy is not a GM, he is a Guide, willing to help the players on his free time, and for free too.

Yea real badass...

[Lenas]

MacroQuest, and it's been around longer than two years my friend.

[Shogon]

Originally Posted by Lenas

MacroQuest, and it's been around longer than two years my friend.

I'm a n00b then :~*(

[Worfless]

Originally Posted by BruuceWarduck

or just learn how to actually use Mq, zone a level 1 naked cleric into Vex Thal, and warp to the room above the aten blobs, agro everything, and warp to the europeans below that are actually fighting the aten blobs.

that got one of my accounts banned.

i, uh, thought you didn't use MQ bruce? didn't you say that in that thread that called you out?