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11-08-2005, 10:54 PM
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| sylvos is going to have my butt babies Join Date: Jan 2004
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| Why is this so funny? Ok read the english meanings and then OUTLOUD say the chinese words... (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)... 1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP.............. Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man................................ Dum Fuk 5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King 12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo 13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka 14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu 15)Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah |
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11-08-2005, 11:37 PM
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| Big man on campus  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Iraq aka Mars
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| Go fuck yourself matt.
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11-09-2005, 12:18 AM
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| Dancing Mad  Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Acton, Massachusetts
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11-09-2005, 07:53 AM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Bothell, WA
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| My brother called me on my cell phone one day all excited that Bill Gates was going to give away his cash. He got the chain letter from a friend of his who wouldn't just send him useless shit. Also, no, Matt is not my brother.
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11-09-2005, 08:05 AM
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| Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch  Join Date: May 2003
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+1 Internets | Hi friend, I am an exiled Nigerian prince who is looking for an associate in America to hold onto a large sum of cash. Please email me your social security information, as well as any bank information you have. Thanks, Prince Nigeria |
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11-09-2005, 08:23 AM
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| Poster Heavy  Join Date: May 2002
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| Speaking of junk email: anyone else been getting emails like these? From: Deon Subject: Re: And Rowling, who a decade ago was an unemployed single mother writing the first Potter book in an Edinburgh cafe, is now believed to be the richest woman in Britain, worth an estimated $1 billion. Rumors have been as prolific as a sorcerer's apprentice's broom, and as impossible to verify as a crystal ball's revelations. My email doesn't directly show html emails, so then I click on View and it's some picture of a banner ad for penis pills or something. I've gotten like 5 of them, all the exact same format, all talking about Harry Potter. Makes me chuckle |
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11-09-2005, 09:22 AM
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| Banned  Join Date: Jan 2005
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| Hello,Am anita from England and am looking for a representative in the states who will be working for us as a partime worker and we are willing to pay 300 dollas for every transaction,which wouldnt affect ur present state of work,if u are interested please contact me. First of all anita,i am 29 from england,I work for Global mineral sourcing agency limited in england,Our main factory is located in africa were we extract the raw materials need for the manufacturing of fabrics but all transfers and anything that has to do with payments are refered to England.we are looking for a representative in the states, someone who would help us recieve payments from our customers in the states. cause the cost of coming to the state and getting payments is very expensive, we can spend up 1,300 dollas only in buying tickets,so we need a representative in the united state who will be handling that aspect,We are willing to pay 10%per every payment u recieve ,and you can still keep ur regular job while you work for us,All you have to do is help us recieve payments from our client in the states.These payments are in usps postal money order and they would come to you in your name, so all you need do is cash the cheque collect your payment and wire the rest to us via western union.The problem we have is trust,But we have our way of getting anyone that gets away with our money,i mean the irs,If you are interested you are to give me your full name ,home address e-mail address and your phone number for me to get in contact withyou. it wouldnt cost u any amount,u are to receive are payments which will be sent to u by fedex or usps from our business patners, which would come in a cashiers cheque or money order, then u are to cash it and send to us via western union money transfer. thanks |
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11-09-2005, 11:36 AM
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| Bisous A.S.  Join Date: Jan 2005
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| LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...  Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Arrowhead, Anfield, and The Swamp
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