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+12 Internets | rofl. Thread de-rail: Have you ever been in a situation that was dead-serious and you couldn't laugh but you found it just absolutely hilarious? One time I went to blockbuster and my dad and I were served by this worker who was a midget. Not a dwarf that you see quite often, but a legitimate midget, that is, he was well proportioned. They're much more rare than dwarves. Anyway, my dad and I had to hold our laughter in, we felt like such assholes. We actually knew the midget through a friend of ours, he was in a Marylin Manson video and died a few years ago from some brain complication. Another time was during highschool years back, when the school 'Napolean Dynamite' so to speak, sung the national antheme in a falsetto voice at our awards ceremony (1 : an artificially high voice; especially : an artificially produced singing voice that overlaps and extends above the range of the full voice especially of a tenor). Imagine a 6 foot fat jewish blonde kid singing the national antheme in an incredibly high voice. It was impossible not to laugh, despite the local scowls from our teachers. Those times were so painful. |
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| Yup, for me.. it was when I was like 14 or something and my mom tried to spank me. I laughed my eyes out. It was the most awkward thing ever and I just couldn't help but try to imagine what she thought of. "I'll take this boy who's a head taller than me and spank him!" |
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| At my grandmother's funeral a few years ago, they were reading out the eulogy or whatever and went on and on about how she's survived by her husband etc etc etc. It was supposed to be really serious, but my uncle leaned over to my mom and asked "Did she have any kids?" and they both started laughing at their mother's funeral. They both possess the ability to laugh quietly, but I do not so yeah it was pretty embarassing.
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+6 Internets | I have that every once in a while. Most recently a couple weeks ago in law class. Out of nowhere I remember the medieval festival we did in elementary, and we had to build catapults. Of course I wait until 9pm the day before to even start thinking about it. So I just run into my garage and grab one of those huge black rubber bands with the hooks, and construct the heaviest wooden brute of a catapult this world has ever seen. The thing must have weighed like 30 pounds, and it was dangerous. So in class the next day this kid pulls out this little lego catapult with a plastic spoon attached to it with a rubber band, so when it was on the floor I put mine behind it, pulled back the arm of my deathmachine and let loose. The arm swung straight into this poor kids little lego piece of shit and it just exploded all over the room. For some odd reason it just popped into my mind out of nowhere and I couldnt stop laughing. I think we were talking about rape cases at the time. |
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+20 Internets | Oh yeah one time I went to Kats for Christ to get out of track practice. During the prayer I looked over at my friend and he made a funny face at me and I busted out laughing during the prayer. It was my first time to ever show up to the meeting so they all thought I was some devil worshiping dickhead.
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| At my last job, I was in a meeting with several big dogs discussing the development of some new software. The VP and CTO erupted into an all-out screaming match over 2 colors on one of the screens. It was so retarded that I almost couldn't keep from laughing. The Art Director, who I now work for, couldn't keep from laughing and was promptly dismissed from the meeting. Easily one of the most retarded things I've seen IRL. |
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