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Matt the Gimp · 06-01-2005, 09:07 PM

PresidentPao2008: Go out with me. I swear I will get a plane and write “Brittany = Love” across the sky.
x brinney: awwww!!!
PresidentPao2008: In French.
x brinney: AWWWWW!!!!!
x brinney: *faints.
x brinney: lol…I don’t even know you but ur the most romantic guy i know…lol
PresidentPao2008: We can take a trip on a hot air ballon and ride above the clouds…
x brinney: awwww!
PresidentPao2008: I’ll take you to Jay-Z’s house just to show him what an ugly girlfriend he has…
x brinney: heheh awwww
PresidentPao2008: We can do some role-playing…
x brinney: sounds romantic <3
PresidentPao2008: Your mouth can be Martin Luther King Jr. and my penis will be the fatal bullet.
x brinney: the fuck
PresidentPao2008: We can fly to
PresidentPao2008: Huh? The fuck what?
x brinney: PresidentPao2008:Your mouth can be Martin Luther King Jr. and my penis will be the fatal bullet.
x brinney: wtf. the hells that?
PresidentPao2008: Like, you pretend your mouth is MLK and I’ll pretend my dick is the bullet that ended his god damn life.
x brinney: r u retartded?
PresidentPao2008: No, no, no, we dim the lights and everything.
x brinney: uhhh…bye

Minorities for White America
(President Pao's website)

Samus Aran · 06-01-2005, 09:14 PM

Element · 06-01-2005, 09:15 PM

Shut the fuck up fag.

Ronne · 06-01-2005, 10:01 PM

Bloodninja rip off

Shorrty · 06-01-2005, 10:06 PM

at this point, even if you post something mindblowingly hilarious, no one will care.

Arbitrary · 06-01-2005, 10:10 PM

Yep, every Matt I know has serious problems.

Arbitrary Leezard

I can't wait for his alumni speech at the Rickshaw's Class of 2005.

Shame those Columbine kids had to puss out and shoot themselves, they could have been of some use.

Samus Aran · 06-01-2005, 10:25 PM

Whats wrong with Christian Slater? He was in the best thriller of 1996. Broken Arrow .

Matt the Gimp · 06-01-2005, 10:28 PM

Hard Rain > Broken Arrow x 10

Nakk · 06-01-2005, 11:36 PM

I'm sorry, but I laughed pretty hard at that fatal bullet thing

Yermum Onceme · 06-01-2005, 11:43 PM

That site was amusing all in all. Some decent stuff there and nothing long enough to be overly dull. The whole concept is certainly genius.

jjonson · 06-01-2005, 11:43 PM

Matt is a fag.

Millie · 06-01-2005, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jjonson
Matt is a fag.

Best first post ever?

Matt the Gimp · 06-01-2005, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Millie
Best first post ever?

hey mangina stop h8n'

hey new fag don't join on the bandwagon. do not conform shya.

jjonson · 06-02-2005, 12:01 AM

I've hated you from your first 5 retarded threads, Please kill yourself.

Astaire · 06-02-2005, 12:21 AM

Pretty much half the reason I registered back in November WAS to jump on the 'Matt's a fag' bandwagon.

It just seemed like fun and the cause was right.

06-01-2005, 09:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Matt the Gimp sylvos is going to have my butt babies Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,792 -2 Internets	Classic PresidentPao2008: Go out with me. I swear I will get a plane and write “Brittany = Love” across the sky. x brinney: awwww!!! PresidentPao2008: In French. x brinney: AWWWWW!!!!! x brinney: faints. x brinney: lol…I don’t even know you but ur the most romantic guy i know…lol PresidentPao2008: We can take a trip on a hot air ballon and ride above the clouds… x brinney: awwww! PresidentPao2008: I’ll take you to Jay-Z’s house just to show him what an ugly girlfriend he has… x brinney: heheh awwww PresidentPao2008: We can do some role-playing… x brinney: sounds romantic <3 PresidentPao2008: Your mouth can be Martin Luther King Jr. and my penis will be the fatal bullet. x brinney: the fuck PresidentPao2008: We can fly to PresidentPao2008: Huh? The fuck what? x brinney: PresidentPao2008:Your mouth can be Martin Luther King Jr. and my penis will be the fatal bullet. x brinney: wtf. the hells that? PresidentPao2008: Like, you pretend your mouth is MLK and I’ll pretend my dick is the bullet that ended his god damn life. x brinney: r u retartded? PresidentPao2008: No, no, no, we dim the lights and everything. x brinney: uhhh…bye Minorities for White America (President Pao's website) Last edited by Matt the Gimp : 06-01-2005 at 09:09 PM.*

06-01-2005, 09:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Congrats.

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06-01-2005, 09:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Element Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,017 +0 Internets	Shut the fuck up fag.

06-01-2005, 10:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ronne Hurrah for happenstance. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Harvard IL Posts: 3,994 +2 Internets	Bloodninja rip off

06-01-2005, 10:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
Shorrty I WANT YOUR SKULL, I NEED YOUR SKULL Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Crossing the border Posts: 642 -1 Internets	at this point, even if you post something mindblowingly hilarious, no one will care.

06-01-2005, 10:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Whats wrong with Christian Slater? He was in the best thriller of 1996. Broken Arrow .

06-01-2005, 10:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
Matt the Gimp sylvos is going to have my butt babies Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,792 -2 Internets	Hard Rain > Broken Arrow x 10

06-01-2005, 11:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
Nakk Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 89 -2 Internets	I'm sorry, but I laughed pretty hard at that fatal bullet thing

06-01-2005, 11:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
Yermum Onceme Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PA Posts: 1,523 +0 Internets	That site was amusing all in all. Some decent stuff there and nothing long enough to be overly dull. The whole concept is certainly genius.

06-01-2005, 11:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
jjonson Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 9 +0 Internets	Matt is a fag.

06-02-2005, 12:01 AM	#14 (permalink)
jjonson Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 9 +0 Internets	I've hated you from your first 5 retarded threads, Please kill yourself.

06-02-2005, 12:21 AM	#15 (permalink)
Astaire Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Wild Blue Yonder Posts: 262 +1 Internets	Pretty much half the reason I registered back in November WAS to jump on the 'Matt's a fag' bandwagon. It just seemed like fun and the cause was right.