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Old 05-23-2005, 07:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hi, I am Electric Bodybuilder From Russia!

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Old 05-23-2005, 07:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Whenever I envision someone doing a robot, it's always a skinny little asian kid, not a Russian Body-builder
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Old 05-23-2005, 07:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That was pretty amusing. Gimme 5 years or so and I plan to be that large.
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Old 05-23-2005, 08:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha, matt posted a legitamately funny post.
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Old 05-23-2005, 08:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2005, 08:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2005, 08:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That was pretty amusing. Gimme 5 years or so and I plan to be that large.
good god why on earth would you want to? thats like, totally disgusting, i mean being fit is one thing, but looking like that is just fucking wrong, worse than any anorexic or obese person could ever get.
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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good god why on earth would you want to? thats like, totally disgusting, i mean being fit is one thing, but looking like that is just fucking wrong, worse than any anorexic or obese person could ever get.
Because then and only then, will you be able to hold 17 lbs crucifix style as long as you want. While eating a 30in'er from Quiznos, after a long day of guitar playing, barbequeing, and meeting girls. Lots of them.
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I guess no one wants to get their ass kicked, so he is unaware that his routine is totally retarted.
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I guess no one wants to get their ass kicked, so he is unaware that his routine is totally retarted.
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:20 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Really though, it's not like he walks around like that. With a T-shirt and jeans on he would be big, large arms ect., but it takes a rather lengthy muscle warm up + oiling session and then standing around in maximum flex mode to get everything be that defined. I don't think I'll ever have that low of a body fat %, but I demand guns like that.
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Really though, it's not like he walks around like that. With a T-shirt and jeans on he would be big, large arms ect., but it takes a rather lengthy muscle warm up + oiling session and then standing around in maximum flex mode to get everything be that defined. I don't think I'll ever have that low of a body fat %, but I demand guns like that.
Not to mention draining your body of every ounce of water.
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Well, here's a little food for thought, so to speak since we're talking about body fat and water percentages. Think of, say, combatants in feudal Japan (hell, maybe anyone in Japan in that age). The diet for them likely consisted generally of fish, rice, and vegetables (I'm not quoting facts here, just basing off of what I know was the more common cuisine in that part of the world in that era; I'm probably wrong, I'd have to research to be 100% instead of 90%+ . That's a low fat intake, for one, so you're likely to see some seriously fit/defined individuals running around wielding katanas.

In other words, you don't have to 'drain your body of water' to get that way. It helps, but that's a modern gimmick to get "the look." The point is that it's more about the body fat percentage than anything else.
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Well, here's a little food for thought, so to speak since we're talking about body fat and water percentages. Think of, say, combatants in feudal Japan (hell, maybe anyone in Japan in that age). The diet for them likely consisted generally of fish, rice, and vegetables (I'm not quoting facts here, just basing off of what I know was the more common cuisine in that part of the world in that era; I'm probably wrong, I'd have to research to be 100% instead of 90%+ . That's a low fat intake, for one, so you're likely to see some seriously fit/defined individuals running around wielding katanas.

In other words, you don't have to 'drain your body of water' to get that way. It helps, but that's a modern gimmick to get "the look." The point is that it's more about the body fat percentage than anything else.
No. For skin-tight, vein-popping, ultra definition, bodybuilders drain their muscles of all the water before a meet.
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