Hi, I am Electric Bodybuilder From Russia!

Matt the Gimp · 05-23-2005, 07:06 PM

bring on the gay jokes

Sukushi · 05-23-2005, 07:17 PM

Whenever I envision someone doing a robot, it's always a skinny little asian kid, not a Russian Body-builder

Ronne · 05-23-2005, 07:45 PM

That was pretty amusing. Gimme 5 years or so and I plan to be that large.

Tuco · 05-23-2005, 08:00 PM

haha, matt posted a legitamately funny post.

Chaotic · 05-23-2005, 08:02 PM

not too shabby

Uber Uberest ~Rathe · 05-23-2005, 08:12 PM

fuck quicktime

Blaezenfury · 05-23-2005, 08:23 PM

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That was pretty amusing. Gimme 5 years or so and I plan to be that large.

good god why on earth would you want to? thats like, totally disgusting, i mean being fit is one thing, but looking like that is just fucking wrong, worse than any anorexic or obese person could ever get.

GrobbeeTrull · 05-23-2005, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by Blaezenfury
good god why on earth would you want to? thats like, totally disgusting, i mean being fit is one thing, but looking like that is just fucking wrong, worse than any anorexic or obese person could ever get.

Because then and only then, will you be able to hold 17 lbs crucifix style as long as you want. While eating a 30in'er from Quiznos, after a long day of guitar playing, barbequeing, and meeting girls. Lots of them.

madgamer2000 · 05-23-2005, 09:08 PM

I guess no one wants to get their ass kicked, so he is unaware that his routine is totally retarted.

Matt the Gimp · 05-23-2005, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by madgamer2000
I guess no one wants to get their ass kicked, so he is unaware that his routine is totally retarted.

Ronne · 05-23-2005, 09:20 PM

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and meeting girls. Lots of them.

Really though, it's not like he walks around like that. With a T-shirt and jeans on he would be big, large arms ect., but it takes a rather lengthy muscle warm up + oiling session and then standing around in maximum flex mode to get everything be that defined. I don't think I'll ever have that low of a body fat %, but I demand guns like that.

Matt the Gimp · 05-23-2005, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by BobTheMoron
Really though, it's not like he walks around like that. With a T-shirt and jeans on he would be big, large arms ect., but it takes a rather lengthy muscle warm up + oiling session and then standing around in maximum flex mode to get everything be that defined. I don't think I'll ever have that low of a body fat %, but I demand guns like that.

Not to mention draining your body of every ounce of water.

Solmancer · 05-23-2005, 10:15 PM

Well, here's a little food for thought, so to speak since we're talking about body fat and water percentages. Think of, say, combatants in feudal Japan (hell, maybe anyone in Japan in that age). The diet for them likely consisted generally of fish, rice, and vegetables (I'm not quoting facts here, just basing off of what I know was the more common cuisine in that part of the world in that era; I'm probably wrong, I'd have to research to be 100% instead of 90%+

. That's a low fat intake, for one, so you're likely to see some seriously fit/defined individuals running around wielding katanas.

In other words, you don't have to 'drain your body of water' to get that way. It helps, but that's a modern gimmick to get "the look." The point is that it's more about the body fat percentage than anything else.

Matt the Gimp · 05-23-2005, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by Solmancer
Well, here's a little food for thought, so to speak since we're talking about body fat and water percentages. Think of, say, combatants in feudal Japan (hell, maybe anyone in Japan in that age). The diet for them likely consisted generally of fish, rice, and vegetables (I'm not quoting facts here, just basing off of what I know was the more common cuisine in that part of the world in that era; I'm probably wrong, I'd have to research to be 100% instead of 90%+ . That's a low fat intake, for one, so you're likely to see some seriously fit/defined individuals running around wielding katanas.

In other words, you don't have to 'drain your body of water' to get that way. It helps, but that's a modern gimmick to get "the look." The point is that it's more about the body fat percentage than anything else.

No. For skin-tight, vein-popping, ultra definition, bodybuilders drain their muscles of all the water before a meet.

Solmancer · 05-23-2005, 10:26 PM

Wouldn't be surprised.

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05-23-2005, 07:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ronne Hurrah for happenstance. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Harvard IL Posts: 3,986 +1 Internets	That was pretty amusing. Gimme 5 years or so and I plan to be that large.

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Tuco Forum Janitor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 8,251 +14 Internets	haha, matt posted a legitamately funny post.

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Uber Uberest ~Rathe Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 1,710 +0 Internets	fuck quicktime

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madgamer2000 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 53 +0 Internets	I guess no one wants to get their ass kicked, so he is unaware that his routine is totally retarted.