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Old 03-29-2005, 11:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Great Space Coaster Maniac

OK, so I was reminiscing about wasted youth, and got to talking with folks about the Great Space Coaster, a show from the 80s. Stop here if you don't want your time wasted, this post probably doesn't "get better."

Anyway, we start to talking, start to drinking and so start to arguing. Google being the Grand Wise Arbiter, we set to settle a few scores and stumble upon this page.

http://www.network54.com/Forum/258360?it=0

Notice, there is one guy here who posts repeatedly. In a rather insane manner, asking the same questions repeatedly, and in a few threads, responding to himself and claiming he has a photographic memory:

"But,Frannie!"
How many times did "Frannie" Tickle Goriddle Gorilla? Did she Tickle him on The Tummy? Where did she do it? In Goriddle and Edison's Room, or@ TGSC Ampitheater, or somewhere else? Didn't she have Long, Femine, Fingernails? I Loved Frannie's Long Dark Brown Hair! Please sign Bring Back The Great Space Coaster petition @www.petitiononline.com/TGSC.

What Color was Frannie's Ring?
Was Frannie's Ring on Her Finger Gold or Silver? I mean the Ring She wore when She Tickled Goriddle. Why did She Tickle Goriddle? What were they talking about? Did She Tickle Tourture him? Did Goriddle have a Secret Crush on Frannie? I know he did have a Crush on GSC Guest Star "Sally Struthers". Did Goriddle Laugh when Frannie Tickled him? Did he say that he was Ticklish?

So, ok, fine. At this point I'm stunned, as this is a Real Fucking Insane Person. So I look this guy up, and he actually manages to track down one of the cast members of the show:

Dear Emily,

You know me from The Great Space Coaster Responses. I love you as an Entertainer! You're so Beautiful and Talented ! Will you be in South Florida soon? I live in Coral Springs, near Fort Lauderdale. What is your favorite Great Space Coaster Episode with Goriddle?You must be Jewish, but you remind me of my cousin who's Italian-American just like me.

And in a later post, an ominous obsessed, clinically deranged overtone, best expressed in a Buffalo Bill "lotion in the basket" way:

PS My E-Mail Address is floridianitalian@aol.com. Hope to hear from you real soon! Don't ring the bell Frannie!


Not only that, but he appears to have some sort of fixation on actresses tickling puppets, taken from the Planet Melmac message board:

I absolutely Loved "Andrea Elson" AKA Lynn Tanner on Alf. She's a Beautiful, Talented Actress! I know Alf had a Big Crush on her. Did she ever tickle Alf in an episode? I loved the episode where she needed extra money to go to College and Alf got 10 Paper Routes to earn extra money for the family.Willy, Kate, and Alf were driving around in circles to deliver all the newspapers at night! They also read one newspaper called 555-Jugs!

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My money is on autism... but what had me in tears was the obvious #1 post "Greg is obviously retarded."

Carry on, then.
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Old 03-30-2005, 01:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Long read and I'm tired 1/10.
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Old 03-30-2005, 08:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Did Frannie look like a 16 Year Old Teenage Girl?
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Frannie had such a Pretty Face and Beautiful Long Dark brown Curly Hair as The Female Lead/Guitar Player/ Singer of TGSC Band!


Hahahahahahaha...It may be too fucking early in the morning but this guy is gold.
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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This guy is freaky. Obviously mentally disabled in someway.

He behavior seems very obsessive and compulsive, that could be one thing wrong. Obviously not a text book case of OCD though.
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