The Ryan Hughes Distributive

frott · 02-11-2005, 03:49 AM

A vast gathering is spawning on Overnet / eDonkey and compatible networks. A search for "Ryan Hughes" returns many files. Those with the number 2 at the end of them mark the next coming of the father of all lies, the tempter: the false rock Abaddon, Satan, king of Babylon.

Rytler.

Be-wary, for the next time you search for
"2_14 yr old girlfreind sucking dick, blowjob.jpg"

you might be receiving
"2_14 yr old girlfreind sucking Ryan Hughes dick, blowjob2.jpg"

It has been whispered that membership into this committee requires nothing more than adding Ryan Hughes anywhere into an appropriate image's filename while adding a 2 at the end, reinforcement of the aesthetic qualities of the image while deemphasizing any depictions of philandering or otherwise impure situations, and hosting of said image for a length of time no longer than one week so as not to draw undue attention to the Coming.

frott · 02-11-2005, 04:10 AM

Perhaps it was overreacting a bit to draw my friend as Hitler, then run a script to place said picture over the entirety of his 700 gig subscription "pay-to-play" pornography tracker's contents, while adding his name into the middle of it.

But he really should have asked me first before "borrowing" my PSP while he's on vacation for the next two weeks...

I'm not so good at math, what's, umm, two weeks times the speed of the inter-juice times the number of gross fuckwads who download mom_sucks_daughter_milk_fag.jpg?

Belefuu · 02-11-2005, 07:27 AM

So do people still actually whip out their A game and start a friction fire to still pictures?

Eomer · 02-11-2005, 09:41 AM

K wait, your friend borrowed your PSP without asking for two weeks, and now you are going around the intarwebz associating his name with child pr0n? That's just fucking awesome!

Magnum PI · 02-11-2005, 10:38 AM

Now more than ever you are truely ghey.

Yermum Onceme · 02-11-2005, 01:22 PM

frott is upset because he was forced to jerk off exclusively to his character dancing

Mippo · 02-11-2005, 01:35 PM

Quote:

So do people still actually whip out their A game and start a friction fire to still pictures?

The Pretty Girl Thread has 4.4 million views, what do you think?

RIvera · 02-11-2005, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eomer
K wait, your friend borrowed your PSP without asking for two weeks, and now you are going around the intarwebz associating his name with child pr0n? That's just fucking awesome!

This really is one of the best pranks ever.

Samus Aran · 02-11-2005, 04:08 PM

I have deemed this thread too retarded for to continue. I’m gunna have to place a level 4 lockdown around it in an attempt to put a stop to the contamination of the entire board.

Perhaps this thread should be Rickshawd… But really now, what would be the point of moving a thread from the Screenshots forum to the Rickshaw?

02-11-2005, 03:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
frott Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 3,390 +0 Internets	The Ryan Hughes Distributive A vast gathering is spawning on Overnet / eDonkey and compatible networks. A search for "Ryan Hughes" returns many files. Those with the number 2 at the end of them mark the next coming of the father of all lies, the tempter: the false rock Abaddon, Satan, king of Babylon. Rytler. Be-wary, for the next time you search for "2_14 yr old girlfreind sucking dick, blowjob.jpg" you might be receiving "2_14 yr old girlfreind sucking Ryan Hughes dick, blowjob2.jpg" It has been whispered that membership into this committee requires nothing more than adding Ryan Hughes anywhere into an appropriate image's filename while adding a 2 at the end, reinforcement of the aesthetic qualities of the image while deemphasizing any depictions of philandering or otherwise impure situations, and hosting of said image for a length of time no longer than one week so as not to draw undue attention to the Coming. Last edited by Brittney : 02-11-2005 at 04:09 PM.

02-11-2005, 04:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
frott Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 3,390 +0 Internets	Perhaps it was overreacting a bit to draw my friend as Hitler, then run a script to place said picture over the entirety of his 700 gig subscription "pay-to-play" pornography tracker's contents, while adding his name into the middle of it. But he really should have asked me first before "borrowing" my PSP while he's on vacation for the next two weeks... I'm not so good at math, what's, umm, two weeks times the speed of the inter-juice times the number of gross fuckwads who download mom_sucks_daughter_milk_fag.jpg? Last edited by Brittney : 02-11-2005 at 04:10 PM.

02-11-2005, 10:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
Magnum PI Closing in on Makata Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: USA Posts: 1,180 -25 Internets	Now more than ever you are truely ghey. __________________

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02-11-2005, 07:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
Belefuu Poster Heavy Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 997 -1 Internets	So do people still actually whip out their A game and start a friction fire to still pictures?

02-11-2005, 09:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
Eomer Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,517 +25 Internets	K wait, your friend borrowed your PSP without asking for two weeks, and now you are going around the intarwebz associating his name with child pr0n? That's just fucking awesome!

02-11-2005, 01:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
Yermum Onceme Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PA Posts: 1,523 +0 Internets	frott is upset because he was forced to jerk off exclusively to his character dancing

02-11-2005, 04:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	I have deemed this thread too retarded for to continue. I’m gunna have to place a level 4 lockdown around it in an attempt to put a stop to the contamination of the entire board. Perhaps this thread should be Rickshawd… But really now, what would be the point of moving a thread from the Screenshots forum to the Rickshaw?