medieval porn

[Chaotic]

Self ownage at it's finest.

[Kaige]

I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

[adalos]

15 bucks for a 3 day trial? fuck that shit

[Element]

Holy shit Blaezenfury I'm sorry for thinking that you of all people is DUMB? WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING!! Please though, explain the outcomes of the surgery, we are DIEING to know.

[Dintorr]

Please though, explain the outcomes of the surgery, we are DIEING to know.

Well, sometimes you *do* die ... Mike Butler.

I worked with Mike at GE in Marietta, and attended his funeral. Death is always difficult, but to die the way he did ... from an elective surgery that he hoped would actually -save- his life ... that is just really messed up.

With a 1-in-200 mortality rate, and an estimated 145,000 operations, that's a lot of deaths.

[FoghornDeadhorn]

bear hands

DIEING

Can anyone in this thread spell?

[Glaive]

Noe.

[Blaezenfury]

jesus christ look at the typical hick american.

A) You took him seriously in advising you to get Gastric Bypass surgery. That's like responding to someone telling you to walk into incoming traffic by saying, "But wait dude, do u really no the bad outcomes of walking into an incoming car!/?!?11?"


B) You said pussies wimp out for surgery, when in actuality there are a plethora of cases where the body's metabolism gets all fucked up and surgery is actually required for the person to live. Hypocrisy at its finest.


C) You have the audacity to even talk negatively concerning weight size when you yourself are a fat fuck.


D) You're a fat janitor who claims to catch baseball bats with his bear hands and encave people's skulls.

all i have to say is, what the fuck were you thinking when you wrote all this nonsense?.

i took him seriously for the surgery, yeah...why the fuck woulden't i? he obviously meant it. douchefuck.

why the fuck did you take my ''i can catch a baseball bat and i win at life cause i can catch jerel's baseball bats and encave his nose and skull DURR!''


well gee-fucking-wizz congratulations mr captain fucktartobvious i mean really...how stupid does one asshat hick get? they woulden't need that fucking surgery if they got their fat fucking asses off their couch once in a while and got some exercise.

and yeah, i have the audacity to talk about someone else's weight, its what human being do, asshole. people judge people. and does your jagoff ass have actually proof that im fat? i mean fuck, for all you know i could be a hot chick that pms' all the time.

and so what if i used to be a janitor, it was a great job, payed fucking damn well and i practically did fuck all in the job, pretty awsome if you ask me.

well actually it wasen't a janitor, it was a fixer-uper type job, i did a whole shitload of stuff, painted, fixed stuff, set up computers, cleaned stuff, cutt grass, planted trees...all sorts of shit.

either way, why would you even back up a piece of shitbag like element? i mean honestly....does he suck your cock too?

[Yermum Onceme]

hey blaezen,

all i have to say is, what the fuck were you thinking when you wrote all this nonsense?.

[EnigmaticParadigm]

Would putting Blazen's entire post into my sig be too much?

[Yermum Onceme]

there should be some kind of official retarded ramble thread to just quote people like blaezen when they drop trow and shit all over the internet

[Frawdo]

He's owned himself twice now, without even trying. That's skillz.

[Element]

well actually it wasen't a janitor, it was a fixer-uper type job, i did a whole shitload of stuff, painted, fixed stuff, set up computers, cleaned stuff, cutt grass, planted trees...all sorts of shit.

That's a janitor you fucking idiot.

[Belefuu]

Blaezen, you make me smile. Thanks

[Severak]

all i have to say is, what the fuck were you thinking when you wrote all this nonsense?.

At least I was actually thinking when I wrote my "nonsense" :/

i took him seriously for the surgery, yeah...why the fuck woulden't i? he obviously meant it. douchefuck.

why the fuck did you take my ''i can catch a baseball bat and i win at life cause i can catch jerel's baseball bats and encave his nose and skull DURR!''

I seem to remember in that thread you vehemently defending not only your baseball-bat-catching abilities, but your weight, strength, fighting and skull-encaving abilities. And I am absolutely positive t plenty of posters could pull quotes/back me up on that one.

well gee-fucking-wizz congratulations mr captain fucktartobvious i mean really...how stupid does one asshat hick get? they woulden't need that fucking surgery if they got their fat fucking asses off their couch once in a while and got some exercise.

This is probably the closest you've ever come to correct in your life, even though you're 90% completely fucking wrong. While there are lazy shitheads who do get surgery, many of the people who get gastric bypass surgery actually have diseases/physical defects where there body CANNOT FUCKING METABOLISE CORRECTLY, so the whole diet and exercise routine which has apparently done you so well, (oh wait, you're a 6'3 350lb fatass) doesn't work for them, you dumb fuck.

and yeah, i have the audacity to talk about someone else's weight, its what human being do, asshole. people judge people. and does your jagoff ass have actually proof that im fat? i mean fuck, for all you know i could be a hot chick that pms' all the time.

Not gonna lie to you. I'm fucking speechless at the sheer amount of stupidity.

and so what if i used to be a janitor, it was a great job, payed fucking damn well and i practically did fuck all in the job, pretty awsome if you ask me.

well actually it wasen't a janitor, it was a fixer-uper type job, i did a whole shitload of stuff, painted, fixed stuff, set up computers, cleaned stuff, cutt grass, planted trees...all sorts of shit.

Number one, douchebag, fixed stuff, cleaned stuff, cutt grass, planted trees......all of that is janitorial duties you stupid piece of shit. And the fact that it paid well (assuming that you're telling the truth, which is a bit of a stretch) is a fuckin travesty. Ridiculous that dunces like yourself can make more than a teacher with 9+ years of schooling, PhDs, Masters, etc. But that's a whole 'nother rant.

either way, why would you even back up a piece of shitbag like element? i mean honestly....does he suck your cock too?

Quintessential internet sexuality insult. Doesn't even merit a legitimate response.


All in all blaezenfury, you are just a terrible specimen of a human being. In fact, you're the posterchild for the movement to legalize castration on the grounds of danger to the human race. Lord knows you'll bang the wrong fuckin hooker and out will pop antichrist 1 and 2 and the world will end.