darth tater

Kan · 01-19-2005, 02:18 PM

you have got to be fucking kidding me..... George Lucas is a fucking tool to let playskool have the rights to make a Darth toy after a potatohead.

Aamry · 01-19-2005, 02:40 PM

I'd buy one for my desk

Templor · 01-19-2005, 02:49 PM

I saw it on CNN earlier and I told my co-workers I was going to buy one. Everyone laughed at me :\

But I am still going to buy one because it looks fucking cool.

Zistrix · 01-19-2005, 02:59 PM

They could do a Chewy Potato Head but it would be too messy with all the hair and shizzle

Khalikryst · 01-19-2005, 03:15 PM

I'm betting this is some clever ploy to somehow make Hayden Christianson not look so pathetic when we get to see his scrawny ass in the Vader suit in the next movie (apparently he's insisted on being the guy in the suit rather than the 6'5" bodybuilder they originally planned on using and Lucas is letting him).

Bet he comes across looking a bit like this:

The Bog · 01-19-2005, 03:17 PM

That looks excellent! I shall have one for my desk.

findar · 01-19-2005, 04:50 PM

did no one else notice the super soaker add?

Zistrix · 01-19-2005, 05:06 PM

"Wookie Water Blaster" sweet jesus..

Iannis · 01-19-2005, 06:05 PM

I'm torn between revulsion at George Lucas' neverending crusade for more money at the expense of any artistic integrity the works held, and the opposing urge to have a darth potato head.

Matt the Gimp · 01-19-2005, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iannis
darth potato head.

gawd, his name is Darth Tater.

GET IT RIGHT FAGGOT.

bruza · 01-19-2005, 06:31 PM

Angry Amadeus · 01-20-2005, 01:47 AM

This thread did have. *sigh*

Ta...

Samus Aran · 01-20-2005, 11:07 AM

Here's the only good thing you missed, Amadeus. Iannis summed my feelings up exactly.

Quote:

Originally posted by Iannis
I'm torn between revulsion at George Lucas' neverending crusade for more money at the expense of any artistic integrity the works held, and the opposing urge to have a darth potato head.

bruza · 01-20-2005, 12:43 PM

The ignore function is ghey, why wouldn't you want to read someone's posts? I'm sure Amadeus temporarily added us to his block list because he saw us 3 infamous posters in a row and thought it'd make an interesting picture but failed at making anyone emit even something so meager as a small chuckle.

Ah yeah, ignoring someone is lowering your chances of laughing, which is the best thing next to sex and eating, even if I absolutely despised someone, it doesn't mean I couldn't get a laugh out of something they posted.

Except, I doubt I could ever get a laugh out of Amadeus's posts. Shit, I'd have better chances of laughing if I stared at moss growing on my tree outside.

01-19-2005, 02:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zistrix Cowboy Astronaut Millionaire Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,107	darth tater

01-19-2005, 02:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Templor open up my eyes... flooded with daylight. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,286 +0 Internets	I saw it on CNN earlier and I told my co-workers I was going to buy one. Everyone laughed at me :\ But I am still going to buy one because it looks fucking cool. __________________ Vever - Eonar What were they psychos? They look like psychos? Is that what they look like... they were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight his them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

01-19-2005, 03:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Bog The troll who sold the world Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: State College, PA Posts: 2,699 -1 Internets	That looks excellent! I shall have one for my desk. __________________ Bogfather - Blood Elf Rogue, Aerie Peak

01-19-2005, 04:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
findar Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,416 +0 Internets	did no one else notice the super soaker add? __________________ -its clobbering time

01-20-2005, 01:47 AM	#13 (permalink)
Angry Amadeus Brained. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Salzburg Posts: 1,748	So much potential This thread did have. sigh Ta... __________________ Angry Amadeus Burn in hell, Salieri

01-19-2005, 02:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Kan Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,909 +0 Internets	you have got to be fucking kidding me..... George Lucas is a fucking tool to let playskool have the rights to make a Darth toy after a potatohead.

01-19-2005, 02:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Aamry Voyeur Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 217 -1 Internets	I'd buy one for my desk

01-19-2005, 02:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Zistrix Cowboy Astronaut Millionaire Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,107	They could do a Chewy Potato Head but it would be too messy with all the hair and shizzle

01-19-2005, 03:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
Khalikryst OotS MMO plz Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,166 +2 Internets	I'm betting this is some clever ploy to somehow make Hayden Christianson not look so pathetic when we get to see his scrawny ass in the Vader suit in the next movie (apparently he's insisted on being the guy in the suit rather than the 6'5" bodybuilder they originally planned on using and Lucas is letting him). Bet he comes across looking a bit like this:

01-19-2005, 05:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
Zistrix Cowboy Astronaut Millionaire Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,107	"Wookie Water Blaster" sweet jesus..

01-19-2005, 06:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
Iannis Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Butt Hugging Moose Jockey Posts: 4,968 +0 Internets	I'm torn between revulsion at George Lucas' neverending crusade for more money at the expense of any artistic integrity the works held, and the opposing urge to have a darth potato head.

01-19-2005, 06:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
bruza Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Daytona Beach, FL Posts: 550 +0 Internets	?

01-20-2005, 12:43 PM	#15 (permalink)
bruza Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Daytona Beach, FL Posts: 550 +0 Internets	The ignore function is ghey, why wouldn't you want to read someone's posts? I'm sure Amadeus temporarily added us to his block list because he saw us 3 infamous posters in a row and thought it'd make an interesting picture but failed at making anyone emit even something so meager as a small chuckle. Ah yeah, ignoring someone is lowering your chances of laughing, which is the best thing next to sex and eating, even if I absolutely despised someone, it doesn't mean I couldn't get a laugh out of something they posted. Except, I doubt I could ever get a laugh out of Amadeus's posts. Shit, I'd have better chances of laughing if I stared at moss growing on my tree outside. Last edited by bruza : 01-20-2005 at 12:46 PM.

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