The Gay Bomb

James · 01-14-2005, 01:37 AM

http://www.newscientist.com/article....800&print=true

Holy. Shit.

EnigmaticParadigm · 01-14-2005, 03:18 AM

Jesus, thats hilarious

revco_38 · 01-14-2005, 09:07 AM

Heard that on The Ticket this moring and nearly drove off the road. Can they really do wacky shit like that?

Might be fun to drop a hetero bomb in the nudie bar next time I'm there...

Ahnkosis · 01-14-2005, 09:12 AM

That is awesome.

Kaige · 01-14-2005, 09:37 AM

They should come in grenades so you can throw them at the cheerleaders.

$$

James · 01-14-2005, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaige
They should come in grenades so you can throw them at the cheerleaders.

$$

YES!

dak · 01-14-2005, 12:50 PM

So...

Iraqi prisoners forced into a naked "manpile"? No, punish people involved and make a big scandel.

Massive chemical attack that messes with soldiers brains and causes them to sodomize each other? Yes, fund the research with my tax money.

I get it! Wait, no I don't...

Dokomo · 01-14-2005, 04:05 PM

No you do. America is a nation of hypocrites.

James · 01-14-2005, 04:24 PM

Alright, enough with the "I hate America" bullshit, this thread is not about that. This thread is about how *completely and totally awesome* the Gay Bomb is.

Tortoise · 01-14-2005, 05:45 PM

xeg_IS · 01-14-2005, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dokomo
No you do. America is a nation of hypocrites.

Gay Bomb Victim #1 - probably would only fuck his own team.

Morb · 01-14-2005, 08:27 PM

Um, I don't see what the anti-Americans can say about this.

If we had the gay bomb developed and we were going to bomb someone, we'd have two choices: use a real bomb, or use a gay bomb. If we were to gay-bomb them, they'd still be alive, therefore its more humane.

If you'd rather be dead than humiliated, you're an idiot or a goth. This is a completely different situation than the Iraqi prisoner scandal (the only thing that relates them is both involve nakedness) so the two cannot be compared.

Cybsled · 01-14-2005, 09:01 PM

This has to be the most amazingly powerful weapon I've ever heard of.

Whyme · 01-14-2005, 09:58 PM

So what happens if they're already gay?

qxx · 01-14-2005, 10:01 PM

Nicely put, dead or humiliated, realistically, the question is, would you rather be dead or have a man ravage your asshole?

01-14-2005, 03:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
EnigmaticParadigm Is Kermit gunna have to make a bitch go "GLARRRRGH?!" Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Pre World War III America Posts: 2,479 +53 Internets	Jesus, thats hilarious __________________

01-14-2005, 09:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ahnkosis Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Bothell, WA Posts: 680 +0 Internets	That is awesome. __________________ bloodninja: Hello? bloodninja: Say it! bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

01-14-2005, 09:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
Kaige The Diet Coke of Evil Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 808	They should come in grenades so you can throw them at the cheerleaders. $$ __________________ Kaige Diplomacy: The ability to tell someone to go to Hell so that they'll look forward to making the trip.

01-14-2005, 12:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
dak Enough wicked gay on this board as it is. Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: France Posts: 4,147	So... Iraqi prisoners forced into a naked "manpile"? No, punish people involved and make a big scandel. Massive chemical attack that messes with soldiers brains and causes them to sodomize each other? Yes, fund the research with my tax money. I get it! Wait, no I don't... __________________ Give me negative internets you cock sucking nobodies. RIP Spiderman-Troupe 2002-2008

01-14-2005, 04:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
Dokomo Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Buffalo Grove, IL Posts: 835 -3 Internets	No you do. America is a nation of hypocrites. __________________ 70 Mage - Paradigm - Echo Isles

01-14-2005, 09:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
revco_38 Moderate Toaster Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: TX Posts: 68 +0 Internets	Heard that on The Ticket this moring and nearly drove off the road. Can they really do wacky shit like that? Might be fun to drop a hetero bomb in the nudie bar next time I'm there...

01-14-2005, 05:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
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01-14-2005, 08:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
Morb Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 220 -1 Internets	Um, I don't see what the anti-Americans can say about this. If we had the gay bomb developed and we were going to bomb someone, we'd have two choices: use a real bomb, or use a gay bomb. If we were to gay-bomb them, they'd still be alive, therefore its more humane. If you'd rather be dead than humiliated, you're an idiot or a goth. This is a completely different situation than the Iraqi prisoner scandal (the only thing that relates them is both involve nakedness) so the two cannot be compared. Last edited by Morb : 01-14-2005 at 08:30 PM.

01-14-2005, 09:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
Cybsled Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,217 +14 Internets	This has to be the most amazingly powerful weapon I've ever heard of. __________________ Training the citizens of Norrath from 1999-2003!

01-14-2005, 09:58 PM	#14 (permalink)
Whyme Whynot Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 492 +5 Internets	So what happens if they're already gay?

01-14-2005, 10:01 PM	#15 (permalink)
qxx We're not happy til you're not happy. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 1,296 -2 Internets	Nicely put, dead or humiliated, realistically, the question is, would you rather be dead or have a man ravage your asshole? __________________

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