It was for research. Honest.

Digo · 01-12-2005, 10:07 AM

http://thesmokinggun.com/michaeljack...ksonhouse.html

Michael Jackson's house of porn.

Screamfeeder · 01-12-2005, 10:25 AM

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Jackson's bathroom, where he apparently spends quality time, yielded all sorts of interesting items, including open bottles of Jack Daniels and Pinot Noir, a book "containing nude photographs of men," two nude art magazines, and three "books containing nude photos in plastic bag." Other assorted items scooped by the raiding party were a "book containing pictures of children on beach," a photo inscribed "To Apple Head," a letter addressed "Dear Apple Head," commercially produced photographs of semi-nude girl, and a Liza Minnelli Christmas invitation.

Jumping Crackerjacked Jesus on a Holy Hellcake, that man is 7 shades of crazy.

As Rotton.com said, "Flying blind in the jungle of bonkers".

Eomer · 01-12-2005, 11:40 AM

Perhaps him and Pete Townshend should compare "notes"?

Dokomo · 01-12-2005, 11:53 AM

"The book "Poo-Chi," detectives wrote, contained "photographs of female groin area." Officers, they only look like the female groin area! The volume is the, um, inventive work of Mayumi Lake, who photographs underarms and knees to create the illusion that you are looking at a woman's nether region. Some photo titles: "Wetting Porn," "Puffy Pink Porn," and "Cheerleader Porn."

What else needs be said?

Magnum PI · 01-12-2005, 12:32 PM

How do you tell when it's time to go to bed at MJ's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

bruza · 01-12-2005, 01:11 PM

Hey, did you guys hear about Jacko's recent spotting at a second-hand store?

He heard boy's pants were half off on weekends.

Jinheim · 01-12-2005, 07:46 PM

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Hey, did you guys hear about Jacko's recent spotting at a second-hand store?

He heard boy's pants were half off on weekends.

Hey man, I literally heard that for the first time when I was in the 5th grade. That's fucking 13 years ago.

Jabberwhacky · 01-12-2005, 09:08 PM

Ya that's a slightly different form of the joke said in the Gap Girls skit with Sandler/Farley/Spade. And upon reading it again, WTF second hand store? What was wrong with just saying K-Mart?

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commercially produced photographs of semi-nude girl

How much you want to bet he's embarassed they found this? I mean, for crying out loud, he's got an image to maintain.

Lost Ranger · 01-12-2005, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by Jinheim
Hey man, I literally heard that for the first time when I was in the 5th grade. That's fucking 13 years ago.

Just goes to show how long everyone has thought he was a pervert =D

DiscW · 01-12-2005, 10:18 PM

Now really, who doesn't own a copy of the fine "Pimp Up, Ho's Down"?

Shorrty · 01-15-2005, 05:11 PM

Why does Michael Jackson never win the race?

He always cums in a little behind.

EnigmaticParadigm · 01-17-2005, 02:05 AM

That is funny and sad at the same time...

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Dokomo Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Buffalo Grove, IL Posts: 835 -3 Internets	"The book "Poo-Chi," detectives wrote, contained "photographs of female groin area." Officers, they only look like the female groin area! The volume is the, um, inventive work of Mayumi Lake, who photographs underarms and knees to create the illusion that you are looking at a woman's nether region. Some photo titles: "Wetting Porn," "Puffy Pink Porn," and "Cheerleader Porn." What else needs be said? __________________ 70 Mage - Paradigm - Echo Isles

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Eomer You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,810 +29 Internets	Perhaps him and Pete Townshend should compare "notes"?

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bruza Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Daytona Beach, FL Posts: 550 +0 Internets	Hey, did you guys hear about Jacko's recent spotting at a second-hand store? He heard boy's pants were half off on weekends.

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DiscW All I wanted was a pepsi. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 794 +0 Internets	Now really, who doesn't own a copy of the fine "Pimp Up, Ho's Down"?

01-15-2005, 05:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
Shorrty I WANT YOUR SKULL, I NEED YOUR SKULL Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Crossing the border Posts: 642 -1 Internets	Why does Michael Jackson never win the race? He always cums in a little behind.