Where'd it go?

[Sukushi]

What ever happened to that one thread that had that link to a webpage where people would write anonymous confessions? It was on here about 5-6 months ago. I had tons of fun with that website.

[xilsharn]

www.grouphug.us

[xilsharn]

This girl in my high school Kristen Skyler is the hottest chick on the planet, movie stars included. Too bad she is Christian and doesn't even date.

I bet she inspires a gallon of cum every night of her life. I have a crappy photo of her in a bathing suit taken by this guy Terry who happened to be at the lake at the same time as her family; I paid him $150 for the negative and his prints so nobody else would get it.

I made wallet size ones and I blew it up to a 10x10. I wank to it every night, contributing my squirt to the gallon of cum sacrificed to her image nightly.

Honestly I would marry her just to get at the pussy. The jerk that takes her cherry is going to be the luckiest fucker on the planet, and probably will be some player that won't even realize it!

I bet her father took one look at her at 7 or 8 and said holy shit, she's gorgeous, we better pound some serious religion into this cunt or she'll be fucking pregnant before she's 12.

And that is how he screwed it up for 400 boys in high school...

[Sukushi]

Haha thanks

[Jinheim]

the other night it was raining as i was walking home from a bar. i tried to see if i could get struck by lightning by pissing on a church. i pissed all over that goddamn church and i never got struck. there is no god.

[Skidogg]

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I have a job that sometimes requires me to work alone in a secluded and densely wooded area. I get a huge thrill by stripping down completely naked and jerking myself off. I'm in nature and it feels like I'm doing something completely natural. And I'm getting paid, too.


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I like this girl in my English class. No one knows that I like her and I secretly masturbate while thinking about her. She has rarely ever even talked to me in person and yet I like her alot. I have talked to her on MSN Messenger but asked too many questions and scared her away from me and caused her to delete me from her list. I can never bring myself to talk to her because I know she doesn't want to talk to me. I wish I could be with her and assume I will for a very long time. Sometimes in class I look over at her and just stare for long periods of times and picture us together. This is hard sometimes to do because she sits behind me and it is hard to look at her without her noticing. I don't know what to do and am frustrated about this. My friends say that she is a bitch but I don't think they have actually talked to her. They just assume she is a bitch because of what other people tell them. I really want to fuck her and sometimes ask to go to the washroom so I can jack off about her. In fact I am going to go jack off and think about her right now because I can.

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oh man.
so, let's see. so, I was in love with my best friend before he became my best friend, and we hook up now and again and parties and such, and so I was having this party this weekend, and I havn't even made out with anyone in 4 months, and I am just PISSED about that. so then he comes back from this trip with the speech team (I'm 16, this is so funny), and informs me that he's now dating this girl on the team who was also on the trip. aahahah, so I just had a MASSIVE nervous breakdown AND I started cutting myself again, which I promised him (among other people) I wouldn't, and this is funny, cause the first time I cut msyelf was something else related to him and he felt SO horrible and guilty, we were just talking about it today, so if he finds out about this it'll be REALLY bad, ah hahah.

I also havea GIGANTIC pile of homework that I havn't touched in the 6 or so hours since I got home.

fun!


wtf is wrong with ppl lol

[Dhameon]

This is internet gold

Last Saturday night I kissed my bestfriend's girlfriend. Last night I ate her out in the kitchen while my best friend slept in his bedroom. Tonight I am going home after work to have sex with her. I really feel bad. But I love her more then he does.

[Skidogg]

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i just read about two girls who killed one of the girls grandparents... i really want to meet them and i think that what they did is totally okay even if it makes me a little sick.

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Last week there was a collection at work for a colleague who is leaving for a new job. When the envelope came to me, I stole some money from it. It was the perfect crime. Besides, I need it more than my colleague. Her new job pays much better than this shitty job. What's more important: her getting a more expensive bunch of flowers, or me being able to afford my blow this weekend?

[Dhameon]

Having to much anal sex is bad for you, your butthole will weakin and it wont beable to hold you shit in as good, and youll start to have the runs ALL THE TIME, belive me im 21 and i have to use depends cuz i ad anal sex sooooooo many times.

I am a man and I have a dream. That dream is to be able to fist my own ass. I'm getting there.

[EnigmaticParadigm]

Dhameon wins.

[Samus Aran]

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i slept with my uncle while watching a home video of him having sex with another girl about my age


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I lost my virginity to my cousin - a close friend to everyone i know. She bled alot onto the mattress i slept on that night.Her mother was in the same room as us, 2 metres away. I think about it all the time and can't stop thinking about how bad my first time was.


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If I ever didn't wake up with my morning wood, I dont know what I'd do with myself.


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I wish I started the Cedar Wildfires in San Diego. That way I could have burned down all those assholes' houses.


Haha! These are great!

[A Lizard]

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Sometimes if I think our toilet may be clogged, but I don't want to be the one who sends it over the top and has to plunge it.....I sit in the sink and pee in it.

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When I was younger I joined the National Guard to avoid being drafted into Vietnam, then I went AWOL.

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I got this thing called a hydrocele in my balls because I practiced for lacrosse without support at all. Just boxers. Eventually due to all of the bouncing they inflated and put me in a hell of a lot of pain. A black lady gave me an ultrasound and she didn't turn me on at all.. and she was good looking, sort of. I might be gay?

[Dhameon]

This is actually quite scary that there are people in the world like this, but for some reason, I can't stop reading it!

[Kaboom]

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A little man in my ass named edward tells me to steel thing and do....bad things...when my bf try to fuck me in the ass he pokes his head out and tells him to go away.


I've been a long time reader and never post but I couldn't resist not sharing this.

[Skidogg]

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Goddammn!
I love my BIG black cock!
That is all.



hahah fucking classic

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I work the grave yard shift. last night at work, i went into the employee restroom and laid paper towels on the floor. then i took a shit on them, picked it up, and stuck my erection in it until i came.

the room smelled horrible after that, not even the odor-digesting chemicals would get rid of the smell...

oh, and last night was also the first night i ever tasted my own excrement. i am ashamed of myself.