Welcome to Azeroth (Cartoon Time!)

[FoghornDeadhorn]

Random WoW shots time.

The uber shit is incoming but since I just HAD to go back to the PvE server and the faction I love I won't be seeing it myself for a while. So I give you what I can.

I avoid Stormwind like the plague (now I can do that more easily) but this is a remarkably cool place:


On the other hand, this shit in Orgrimmar is pretty cool too:


Fucking Night Elves learned the Peon trick. Bastards.


I have to push-the-pram a lot~


Goddamned imbalancing upskirt distractions -- how am I supposed to tank like this?


Cross-faction encounters are amazingly friendly here. It might be all the 40+ ogres running around. I mean, not to say that a mere 300 yards away you'd have massive bloodshed or anything. PvPers on this server are so brave *sniff* such brave soldiers!


OK fuck Paladins. Shamans give the coolest goddamned aura buff, and yes this shit looks better in motion. God I love flaming swords.


With the shit hardware I am using my framerate is still OK at best, but combat in this game can be awfully beautiful:


Warriors do not fucking fence. This is how a warrior swings his sword:


Heh...Did I mention this is probably the most low-level instance in the game?


This is a very enjoyable event. Let us say it has something to do with nightmares, and no, not the Druid's nightmares, but the nightmares of every WoW player who has spent too much time near the water.


Weather effects will be so good for this game. Death-o-vision:


For the wanderlust lieth this little gem of a spot:










Desolate. And sullen too.


Probably the most boring shot here, but for some reason I like it.

[Jabberwhacky]

Nice shots you got there. That death shroud one looks like it could be straight out of Guild Wars. The 5th one up from the botton (the pic following the deah shroud) reminded me of this area in Shadowbane. Don't they look like the same locale seen from two different views? This shot is from the shadowbane beta BTW, a little over 2 years ago:

[Fluffya]

Simply gorgeous.

[Tuco]

Where is that in SB? I don't even remember a moon in SB....

[FoghornDeadhorn]

Resembles something between Silverpine and Duskwood. This is Duskwood:

[Hardcore Cracka]

I'll share some goods, too.

This demon is a little bitch. Lord of pussies, I'd say.

[Hardcore Cracka]

I love Gadgetzan. The sign especially. You can't see it in the picture, obviously, but up in the sign there is a little motor with turning gears and shit that makes the axe on the left move up and down. It's awesome.

[CeNo65]

my eyes burned and combusted after seeing todays patch

[Hardcore Cracka]

This Zul'Farrak event is hard as hell. Tons upon tons of trolls just fucking storm on you and you have to protect this one NPC. It is really, really hard if your whole group isn't level 50...I think it might be broken too.

We wiped, but made it long enough for another quest boss to spawn! Woo!

[Hardcore Cracka]

This night was pretty weird...a lot of people dancing around and dueling either naked or in goofy outfits (like mine).

[Hardcore Cracka]

And finally, my pimp new ride.

[CeNo65]

how easy is the pally mount quest? 400mana ugh

[Samus Aran]

Okay. I wanna join in the random stuff again.

I got this from my husband's officemate. He likes to randomly talk to people in the world. I think he's maybe level 4, because all he does is talk to people about random, weird shit. Here I am, imitating him. Drunk.

What you don't see is the reference to the poisoned grain that came after this. I try to reference that at least once a day.

[Samus Aran]

An unfortunate headbutt. I think I was letting him die while taking these pictures. Not a good idea for a priest to love the screenshots forum.

[Samus Aran]

Thott's gotten sexier since we last saw him. It must be all the clean living.