Blazenfury...discovered.

Nar · 08-14-2004, 04:51 AM

Sure, that may look like last years runner up for "Last Comic Standing", Ralphie Mays, but since he's 5'11 400lbs, and Blazenfury says he is 6'3 330 (80% body fat for the big W), the only difference is a couple of chins!

bruza · 08-14-2004, 12:14 PM

He looks like he's pondering whether the effort in leaning over to grab the remains of a twinkie on the other side of the table is worth it.

Nar · 08-14-2004, 06:11 PM

Gotta photoshop a highlighter into his nose..

qxx · 08-14-2004, 11:31 PM

Ralphie May lost like 200 pounds recently, suprisingly, he looks alot thinner. Anyway, back to business...

Blaezenfury · 08-15-2004, 06:40 AM

not quite but maybe something like this except i dont look half as fat as this guy does.

i'd do side burns but well..they'd kinda look fucked up.

Nar · 08-15-2004, 07:43 AM

The site I got that off of said he peaked at EIGHT-HUNDRED pounds, after a car accident. He had a few hundred pounds surgically removed. I wonder how many skulls an 800lb can encave.

mangina · 08-15-2004, 09:25 AM

Wow Nar, you have something against Blazenfury. Did mommy or daddy beat you this morning? Grow up already. Worry about yourself, not others. I'm just sick and tired of people having a vendetta against someone because they are jerk'n around on a message board. Big whoop. Grow up.

Nar · 08-15-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by mangina
Wow Nar, you have something against Blazenfury. Did mommy or daddy beat you this morning? Grow up already. Worry about yourself, not others. I'm just sick and tired of people having a vendetta against someone because they are jerk'n around on a message board. Big whoop. Grow up.

Geez. You got me. You totally called me for flaming a retarded jackass...I really hadn't noticed how fruitless it was before. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Element · 08-15-2004, 11:49 AM

I'm mad at my self. I laughed at the picture that Blaezenfury posted. At first I thought it was someone else, then I read the name and frowned.

Onte · 08-16-2004, 06:35 AM

My husband is not a board reader so I was explaining, this weekend, the wonder that is the Encaver. Mainly, the "cord from the vc to the hd." comment and his skull encaving exploits came up in the conversation, but we both got a good laugh. The husband, through the laughter and tears, managed to say, "Why the fuck does he keep coming back?"

Iownyou · 08-16-2004, 10:26 AM

I'm trying to decide wether Balezenfury is a bitch ass punk or a punk ass bitch.

Blaezenfury · 08-16-2004, 01:15 PM

wich one is worse?...oh shit wait, you're both cause ''Playing CoH''
under your punked bitched name. fucking loser.

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Geez. You got me. You totally called me for flaming a retarded jackass...I really hadn't noticed how fruitless it was before. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

yeah, cause anyone with half the IQ of your dumb jackrabbit parents know that you're the most immature bowelsnack to hit thease boards. grow the fuck up man.

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I'm mad at my self. I laughed at the picture that Blaezenfury posted. At first I thought it was someone else, then I read the name and frowned.

lol i laughed at it too cause i used MS Paint for the facial hair, man that was hilarious =).

Hardcore Cracka · 08-16-2004, 01:35 PM

I discovered the reason for Blaezen's gayness!

Location: Quebec Canada

Damn Canucks.

xlurkerx · 08-16-2004, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by hardcore_cracka
I discovered the reason for Blaezen's gayness!

Location: Quebec Canada

Damn Canucks.

Hey, it's just the french that are queer. They have beavers yelling surrender over there...

AngryGerbil · 08-16-2004, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by Blaezenfury
yeah, cause anyone with half the IQ of your dumb jackrabbit parents know that you're the most immature bowelsnack to hit thease boards. grow the fuck up man.

I always knew that one day the pot would meet the kettle and call it names. Imagine my surprise when I discovered it happened on fohguild.org.

It's a small world after all.

08-14-2004, 11:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
qxx We're not happy til you're not happy. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 1,299 -2 Internets	Ralphie May lost like 200 pounds recently, suprisingly, he looks alot thinner. Anyway, back to business... __________________

08-15-2004, 06:40 AM	#5 (permalink)
Blaezenfury Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada. Posts: 1,503 +8 Internets	heh not quite but maybe something like this except i dont look half as fat as this guy does. i'd do side burns but well..they'd kinda look fucked up. __________________ Blaezen Feanturi. 65th Halfling OverLord of the Vallon Zek Sever.

08-15-2004, 09:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
mangina I poop too much. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 130 -1 Internets	Wow Nar, you have something against Blazenfury. Did mommy or daddy beat you this morning? Grow up already. Worry about yourself, not others. I'm just sick and tired of people having a vendetta against someone because they are jerk'n around on a message board. Big whoop. Grow up. __________________ Think for yourself; question authority.

08-16-2004, 01:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
Hardcore Cracka Majestik Moose Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,539	I discovered the reason for Blaezen's gayness! Location: Quebec Canada Damn Canucks. __________________

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08-14-2004, 12:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
bruza Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Daytona Beach, FL Posts: 550 +0 Internets	He looks like he's pondering whether the effort in leaning over to grab the remains of a twinkie on the other side of the table is worth it.

08-15-2004, 11:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
Element Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,017 +0 Internets	I'm mad at my self. I laughed at the picture that Blaezenfury posted. At first I thought it was someone else, then I read the name and frowned.

08-16-2004, 06:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
Onte Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kansas Posts: 183 +0 Internets	My husband is not a board reader so I was explaining, this weekend, the wonder that is the Encaver. Mainly, the "cord from the vc to the hd." comment and his skull encaving exploits came up in the conversation, but we both got a good laugh. The husband, through the laughter and tears, managed to say, "Why the fuck does he keep coming back?"

08-16-2004, 10:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
Iownyou Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: East Coast Posts: 258 +0 Internets	I'm trying to decide wether Balezenfury is a bitch ass punk or a punk ass bitch.