Worst Insult Ever - Page 2

Kiksar · 06-17-2004, 09:34 PM

OMG Warrik, stop trying to get Samus in bed. Sheesh.

Mr Element · 06-17-2004, 09:56 PM

Once I called a guy a faggot, just before he bitch slapped me. I walked away laughing because I had never been slapped by a guy.

Couple weeks later I had a baseball game against him and guess who the pitcher was. Fastball said hello to his spine.

Yermum Onceme · 06-17-2004, 10:49 PM

this thread title is wrong

it says insult, it's supposed to say thread

someone fix that

Samus Aran · 06-17-2004, 10:56 PM

I shat in an Arab's shoes and made him wear them on his hands, once...

Squink · 06-17-2004, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Element
Once I called a guy a faggot, just before he bitch slapped me. I walked away laughing because I had never been slapped by a guy.

Couple weeks later I had a baseball game against him and guess who the pitcher was. Fastball said hello to his spine.

Horrible story. You realize the irony about you calling someone a faggot, then going on to say how later you were his pitcher, right?

Just so that is noted.

Jimmee · 06-18-2004, 12:05 AM

In that case, I thought one of the funniest insults I've heard (even though it wasn't really an insult) recently came from a British comedian called Alan Davies who was being interviewed on the same show as 50 Cent.

After a while someone eventually mentioned G-unit and Alan Davies burst in and said (quote butchery) "Your shirt says G Unit? Oooh, I thought it said cunt."

Mr Element · 06-18-2004, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squink
Horrible story. You realize the irony about you calling someone a faggot, then going on to say how later you were his pitcher, right?

Just so that is noted.

What? Is "pitcher" slang for some type of gay act? I'm not aware of the current gay jargon. If so, I don't see how I missused the word pitcher in any way that would insinuate any conclusion other than I pitched to him in a baseball game.

Belefuu · 06-18-2004, 06:35 PM

give up we all know you fucked him in the ass

Screamfeeder · 06-18-2004, 06:38 PM

I called up Blazen to get the info on the newest gay jargon and here is what he has to say.

Me-"Hey Shitstick whats that word your dad calls you when he delivers the MeatMissle to your gapped cornhole?"

Blazen-"He calls me his Catcher."

Me-"Lovely. And what do you call the group of construction workers that come over nightly to violate you?"

Blazen-"They are my pitchers."

Me-"Thanks a ton PubicHair, cya."

Blazen-"encave!"

Magnum PI · 06-20-2004, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sukushi
There's a girl I know who her ex-boyfriend is jealous because she has a new boyfriend now. So they got in a little away message/profile insult fight. I read one of his and it must be the worst thing I have ever read. I thought it would be interesting to make a thread here for people to post the worst insults they have ever heard.

This is his, "hay stupid it says if you miss at least you will land among the stars saying that thing don't always go how you plan or how you want but its better to go somewhere then nowhere....ohh and that kid you have a crush on is a fagget..."

That insult has to be some sort of Eurpoean thing. It didn't make any sense to this American.

Frawdo · 06-20-2004, 01:40 PM

Me: "Hello friend!"

Friend: "Hey loner, you're such a boner loner"

Me: "Ouch, that's the worst insult ever. What's a loner?"

approx.~ 8 years old

EQ2sucks · 06-21-2004, 04:49 AM

Only thing I got from this thread is that Mr. Element likes gay sex.

paanar · 06-21-2004, 07:42 PM

was it lost in the translation?

Mr Element · 06-21-2004, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EQsucks
Only thing I got from this thread is that Mr. Element likes gay sex.

True. Lesbians do entertain most.

Nevergone · 06-21-2004, 08:05 PM

True, lesbians do entertain most people. You however, are only satisfied by hawt man pole.

06-21-2004, 07:42 PM	#28 (permalink)
paanar Wut-wut? In my butt! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 80011 Posts: 361 -36 Internets	was it lost in the translation? __________________ Once we know what is, we'll know what needs to be. No wasted speculation, now mind be mo' free. Once you've whittled many paths down to 2 or 3. 'tis then, the path that you will choose, seems obvious to me.

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06-17-2004, 09:34 PM	#16 (permalink)
Kiksar X-D Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 970 +9 Internets	OMG Warrik, stop trying to get Samus in bed. Sheesh.

06-17-2004, 09:56 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mr Element Droog Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 528 -1 Internets	Once I called a guy a faggot, just before he bitch slapped me. I walked away laughing because I had never been slapped by a guy. Couple weeks later I had a baseball game against him and guess who the pitcher was. Fastball said hello to his spine.

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Yermum Onceme Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PA Posts: 1,693 -1 Internets	this thread title is wrong it says insult, it's supposed to say thread someone fix that

06-17-2004, 10:56 PM	#19 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 -7 Internets	I shat in an Arab's shoes and made him wear them on his hands, once...

06-18-2004, 12:05 AM	#21 (permalink)
Jimmee Tragedy by the railway tracks Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 565 -1 Internets	In that case, I thought one of the funniest insults I've heard (even though it wasn't really an insult) recently came from a British comedian called Alan Davies who was being interviewed on the same show as 50 Cent. After a while someone eventually mentioned G-unit and Alan Davies burst in and said (quote butchery) "Your shirt says G Unit? Oooh, I thought it said cunt."

06-18-2004, 06:35 PM	#23 (permalink)
Belefuu Poster Heavy Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,045 +3 Internets	give up we all know you fucked him in the ass

06-18-2004, 06:38 PM	#24 (permalink)
Screamfeeder I MAEK ART!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,923 +166 Internets	I called up Blazen to get the info on the newest gay jargon and here is what he has to say. Me-"Hey Shitstick whats that word your dad calls you when he delivers the MeatMissle to your gapped cornhole?" Blazen-"He calls me his Catcher." Me-"Lovely. And what do you call the group of construction workers that come over nightly to violate you?" Blazen-"They are my pitchers." Me-"Thanks a ton PubicHair, cya." Blazen-"encave!"

06-20-2004, 01:40 PM	#26 (permalink)
Frawdo Death By Sexy Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,768 +12 Internets	Me: "Hello friend!" Friend: "Hey loner, you're such a boner loner" Me: "Ouch, that's the worst insult ever. What's a loner?" approx.~ 8 years old

06-21-2004, 04:49 AM	#27 (permalink)
EQ2sucks Stick a highlighter up my nose, I'm done Join Date: May 2003 Location: Screenshots Posts: 1,567 +1 Internets	Only thing I got from this thread is that Mr. Element likes gay sex.

06-21-2004, 08:05 PM	#30 (permalink)
Nevergone Is Not A Happy Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 584	True, lesbians do entertain most people. You however, are only satisfied by hawt man pole.