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04-24-2004, 01:10 AM
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| turns you gay  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Germany
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+7 Internets  | Was it not possible to come up with something older? >.<
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04-24-2004, 08:26 AM
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| open up my eyes... flooded with daylight.  Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Tampa, FL
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  | That shit is pretty old :\
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04-24-2004, 09:02 PM
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| I am all that is man Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dallas, TX
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| The first few are bloodninja (a classic that I'll never get sick of reading), but if you scroll past that, there are lots of other logs that are new to me.
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04-26-2004, 05:51 AM
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| Joe Mamma Join Date: May 2003 Location: Connecticut, USA
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| "Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Boy: You begin to sway back and forth. Boy: going limp Girl: this is stupid Boy: ...still limp Boy: Do it! Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. Girl: WTF?!?!? Boy: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Boy: I ram it up your ass. Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Boy: I kick you in the face! Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Boy: Your parrot flys away." AND "DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now. bloodninja: How did you know? bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate: What the f**k? DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t DirtyKate: F**k" AHHHAHAHA! That is some funny shit!
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04-26-2004, 06:45 AM
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| open up my eyes... flooded with daylight. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Tampa, FL
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| I retract my previous statement. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Boy: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go fuck yourself
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