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Old 11-08-2007, 01:01 PM   #14611 (permalink)
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...So, I got her to the bedroom, and she went to the restroom. Off came her face, and then her hair. She undressed, and with the clothes went her breasts, her hips, and her legs. Turns out she wasn't so attractive at all.

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Having something like this makes me think of that scene in "I'm Gunna Get You Sucka" where he brings home that hot chick, only to find her taking off every hot thing about her haha. Stuff like this though only brings that closer to reality. =\
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Old 11-08-2007, 01:02 PM   #14612 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2007, 01:04 PM   #14613 (permalink)
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I really don't see how drinking an animals piss is any worse than eating its meat. Especially when it's an animal known to carry cysticerci in it's flesh.

Urine is relatively clean, tangy and salty...don't see why American hasn't already embraced it.
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Old 11-08-2007, 01:09 PM   #14614 (permalink)
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Where did you get that chart? That's fucking amazing.
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From all the pointless whining and fuming over a non-issue like the WAR ad, I think Tampax should post an ad there once Mythic's contract expires.
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Old 11-08-2007, 01:20 PM   #14615 (permalink)
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Deviant Desires: Incredibly Strange Sex

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Old 11-08-2007, 01:28 PM   #14616 (permalink)
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It doesn't have any regular sex on it =x

Not that anyone really has normal sex anymore, but still
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Old 11-08-2007, 01:40 PM   #14617 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2007, 01:54 PM   #14618 (permalink)
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There's fetishes that aren't on that map. Anything can be a fetish. A buddy of mine years ago was about to lose his virginity, but could not find his condoms. Improvising, he wrapped it up in Reynold's Wrap. Since then, whenever he sees clear plastic wrap, he starts talking about chicks. Pavlov's Dog and all...
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Old 11-08-2007, 02:09 PM   #14619 (permalink)
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Anyone have a hi-res version of this?
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:25 PM   #14620 (permalink)
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And she (he?) was ok with being fucked by crinkled, wrinkled plastic? Can't imagine that went over well.
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:13 PM   #14621 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2007, 10:13 PM   #14622 (permalink)
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Midgets vs. Elephants. God bless the Fox network, they need to do more episodes of Man vs. Beast.

As a bonus I am also including the Midget vs. Camel relay race.
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:49 AM   #14623 (permalink)
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And she (he?) was ok with being fucked by crinkled, wrinkled plastic? Can't imagine that went over well.
She said she couldn't tell. Maybe she was used to crinkled, wrinkled plastic dicks? I've wondered for a while now. I've gagged before imagining the cleanup afterward. She ended up a prude years later, so hey, he was protected from freezer burn! Good thing too. Imagine explaining that one to the doctor!

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Old 11-09-2007, 02:17 AM   #14624 (permalink)
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...She ended up a prude years later...
She turned you down, huh?
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:24 AM   #14625 (permalink)
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She turned you down, huh?
Yeah
Had the buddy's blessing and all.
...and some plastic wrap

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