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[Rush]

I used tinypic, do they still not work?

[Groks]

Originally Posted by Rush

I used tinypic, do they still not work?

it works fine for me

[Kilivek2.0]

Originally Posted by ...

Where did his shoes even GO? He was wearing a bunch of protective gear, surely he started with shoes on.

i think i heard he wrecked into a truck at 120...the two side effects are:

not having an unbroken bone.
losing shoes.

[Aulirophile]

Originally Posted by James

Did your brother live?

He was in a coma for six weeks, but yes, he lived. He also has minimal scarring because my Mom washed his scabs off every day. He was expected to make a complete recovery, then he shot himself in the head with a .22 when he got depressed (which is a whole 'nother fucked up story). Bullet bounced off the back of his skull and lodged in his brainstem. He was paralyzed on his left side completely for ~2 years and in another coma for two months. Then he was just semi-comatose. Now he is mildly retarded and his left leg is paralyzed from the knee down. Has to walk with a cane/brace. He has some shunts in his head to combat these blood clots he kept getting to.

He is hypothetically capable of taking care of himself. He can't drive and gets lost easily, but he took enough classes to become a certified massage therapist after his recovery. He needs to finish his hours before he gets certed though. He could take a cab to work every day if he worked at a spa or something. Certainly changed his life though.

[Kilivek2.0]

Originally Posted by Aulirophile

He was in a coma for six weeks, but yes, he lived. He also has minimal scarring because my Mom washed his scabs off every day. He was expected to make a complete recovery, then he shot himself in the head with a .22 when he got depressed (which is a whole 'nother fucked up story). Bullet bounced off the back of his skull and lodged in his brainstem. He was paralyzed on his left side completely for ~2 years and in another coma for two months. Then he was just semi-comatose. Now he is mildly retarded and his left leg is paralyzed from the knee down. Has to walk with a cane/brace. He has some shunts in his head to combat these blood clots he kept getting to.

He is hypothetically capable of taking care of himself. He can't drive and gets lost easily, but he took enough classes to become a certified massage therapist after his recovery. He needs to finish his hours before he gets certed though. He could take a cab to work every day if he worked at a spa or something. Certainly changed his life though.

holy

fucking

shit

he must be

[TheOkapi]

[James]

Originally Posted by Aulirophile

He was in a coma for six weeks, but yes, he lived. He also has minimal scarring because my Mom washed his scabs off every day. He was expected to make a complete recovery, then he shot himself in the head with a .22 when he got depressed (which is a whole 'nother fucked up story). Bullet bounced off the back of his skull and lodged in his brainstem. He was paralyzed on his left side completely for ~2 years and in another coma for two months. Then he was just semi-comatose. Now he is mildly retarded and his left leg is paralyzed from the knee down. Has to walk with a cane/brace. He has some shunts in his head to combat these blood clots he kept getting to.

He is hypothetically capable of taking care of himself. He can't drive and gets lost easily, but he took enough classes to become a certified massage therapist after his recovery. He needs to finish his hours before he gets certed though. He could take a cab to work every day if he worked at a spa or something. Certainly changed his life though.

Wow.

[Fediel]

Originally Posted by ...

Where did his shoes even GO? He was wearing a bunch of protective gear, surely he started with shoes on.

He was probably dragged for a while before the trucker even noticed it. If you have ever driven a big rig you know you can't even see the back from your cab. So it could have been a few miles even or more before somebody flagged him down. At night, you don't want to stop your cab to some idiot waving at you for who knows what reason.

[Dethfang]

Originally Posted by Aulirophile

He was in a coma for six weeks, but yes, he lived. He also has minimal scarring because my Mom washed his scabs off every day. He was expected to make a complete recovery, then he shot himself in the head with a .22 when he got depressed (which is a whole 'nother fucked up story). Bullet bounced off the back of his skull and lodged in his brainstem. He was paralyzed on his left side completely for ~2 years and in another coma for two months. Then he was just semi-comatose. Now he is mildly retarded and his left leg is paralyzed from the knee down. Has to walk with a cane/brace. He has some shunts in his head to combat these blood clots he kept getting to.

He is hypothetically capable of taking care of himself. He can't drive and gets lost easily, but he took enough classes to become a certified massage therapist after his recovery. He needs to finish his hours before he gets certed though. He could take a cab to work every day if he worked at a spa or something. Certainly changed his life though.

Wow, I guess I am going to be the first asshole to point out that he should feel like a real failure for failing at killing himself.

This board is definitely going soft though, if you head plant the back of a semi on your crotch rocket then you deserve to have your pictures on the internet and seen by all as an example.

[Bruen]

Had it not been that the truck was Yellow, I may have said it could have been my dad's. Some biker committed suicide by running into him at high speeds. I don't really know the full story but my dad said he could feel the hit which was fairly impressive to him considering the distance from front to back of the truck. Twisted shit was the guy tried it previously in his life, failed, so he killed the driver of the vehicle he ran in to cuz he was pissed.

[Draegan]

Originally Posted by Fediel

He was probably dragged for a while before the trucker even noticed it. If you have ever driven a big rig you know you can't even see the back from your cab. So it could have been a few miles even or more before somebody flagged him down. At night, you don't want to stop your cab to some idiot waving at you for who knows what reason.

You might of been able to hear a human body being jammed into the back of your truck at 120 mph.

[Quineloe]

Originally Posted by Draegan

You might of been able to hear a human body being jammed into the back of your truck at 120 mph.

yeah you could of heard it if you would of not have your music up all the way (which you should of not do) so you might of driven all the way to your destination where you should of finally discover the poor sod

[Fediel]

From working with mental patients, there are 3 kinds of people who want to off themselves.

1] People who claim to want to do it and either try knowing they are going to fail - and either completely fail or slightly injure themselves (by cutting themselves but not going deep enough to cut an artery AND waiting for them to bleed out, etc). Most people fall into this category.

2] People who actually try to off themselves but fail to think things through and wind up mangled or brain damaged but actually live. Which means they fail at life and death. Not exactly a morale booster. Tip - shooting yourself in the temple with a .22 is NOT likely to kill you. A shotgun in the mouth probably will, unless you flinch at the end and only wind up blinding yourself and removing your face - yes that has happened and no it is NOT pretty. A lot of the 22s to the temple don't even penetrate the skull. Fail. Taking an entire bottle of Tylenol WILL FUCK YOUR LIVER UP but you will probably live. You might need a liver transplant though. These are the people that you worry about because they don't understand what they are doing and by extension sometimes kill themselves when they only wanted to call out for help. Kind of sad really.

3] People who know what they are doing and are 99.99999999% likely to succeed. These are the people that will throw themselves from a plane at 30k feet with dynamite strapped to their body and a backup vial of anthrax in their pocket WITH a cyanide pill tooth AND 40 cal handgun for backup. These people are going to do it NO MATTER WHAT. Those are the people that scare me the most because they have enough logical thought to put that together and they don't give a fucking shit about the consequences. Fortunately, they usually don't harm others as they are more concerned about ending their own lives. Which is a good thing. Those people scare me the most.

[Zerai]

Originally Posted by Draegan

You might of been able to hear a human body being jammed into the back of your truck at 120 mph.

Doubtful. The most noticable thing would probably be the guys motorbike spinning off into the road after the impact. But if he was looking forward at that moment, he wouldn't see it.

The sound would be absorbed by the rig, and it's pretty far up to the cabin. It's like a car 10 cars behind you blowing a tire. Doubtful you'd notice, as the sound waves go towards you, you're driving away.

[Eomer]

This board is definitely going soft though, if you head plant the back of a semi on your crotch rocket then you deserve to have your pictures on the internet and seen by all as an example.

I'm not concerned about that guy's dignity. It's that I don't have any particular desire to see ogrish shit in the FSRT, and I think most would agree. Fine, some of you may have spent hours and hours looking at shownomercy.com or whatever's in vogue these days and don't have a problem with it, but a lot of us do. At the very least spoiler tag it or something.

And yes, I am a gigantic blubbering vagina.