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[Brad2770]

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Originally Posted by Glaive

Genetics affects BODY COMPOSITION, not weight. There's a huge difference.

If you use up more Calories than you take in, you lose weight. It's not fucking rocket surgery. Being that you are made of food (science for teh win), if you do not supply enough fuel and building materials to maintain your existing mass, no matter how shitty your metabolic rate is, YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT.

The trick is to make sure you lose fat and not muscle, and doing shitloads of cardio and/or eating too little will result in far more lost lean body mass than actual fat.

It is completely, 100% impossible (no, you can't argue with this) for someone to "diet" and still not lose weight, much less gain weight. If you're on a diet and don't lose weight, it means you are eating too many damn calories.

If you're losing weight but not really getting leaner (aka less fat) then it means your diet and/or exercise regimen needs to be reformulated.

Eating plenty of protein, healthy fats, and low GI (slow digesting) carbohydrates spread over many meals (generally 6 or so) is essential, combined with either lots of low-intensity cardio or smaller sessions of intense cardio and, most importantly, resistance training. Some form of resistance training, generally weightlifting, is the only way to make sure your body prioritizes the preservation of lean mass. It will help you even if you don't want to get bigger or stronger and just want to be a non-fatass.

In short, Makata is retarded. He's not fat because of genetics, he's fat because he spends so much time trying to compensate for his insecurities by wtfpwning newbs in PVP.

And for the record, I'm speaking as someone who was fat almost from birth and dropped from 245 lbs. down to 162 before I started bulking up (in a good way). Genetics is a fucking cop-out used by people without the fucking discipline or knowledge to fucking work hard enough and/or smart enough to get shit accomplished. True, some things are made more difficult by genetics, but that's true about everything. Genetics don't somehow allow you to defy the laws of nature. You're not that fucking special.

You are the smartest person I have met all week.

Thank you.

[Wolfen]

As to all the weight loss banter in this thread....

[Fediel]

"Uniquely masculine sculpture for Men"

I don't even know how I come across this.... but somehow it lands on my desk. And I feel compelled to share it with you.

Think realdoll but .... gayer.

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Even comes with different inserts.... think fleshlight meets real doll ass and throw in far too much homosexuality than is needed - and presto.

The council demands an explanation for this one.

[Fediel]

Ok.... yeah.

I am all for "odd' sexual practices. Not everybody loves missionary all the time. I respect that.

Most stuff doesn't shock me anymore - than (?) the Internet.

But then I came across this:

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"Originally inspired by a good friend of mine, Dan, who one day showed me his collection of jelly type fishing lures he was using for urethral play. Not knowing what they were made of and realizing they were most likely not sterile set myself on a quest to develop some type of safe rubber toy."

I understand why people engage in urethral play. I think. Personally, nothing goes up there. When I met my recent GF we were both tested for STDs and that motherfucking q-tip swab hurt like a motherfucker. Anyway - How the hell do you get to the point where you look over and pick up a smelly fishing lure and somehow make the connection "well damn, that would feel good IN MY URETHRA". I mean, really? How the fuck?

[Juum]

Here's some nice people we let into my country...

[TheOkapi]

[EmpireF4i]

Timber!

[Jabberwhacky]

Is this picture posted a few posts up from a book or something? I totally recognize it but can't place it for the life of me.

[EmpireF4i]

Originally Posted by Jabberwhacky

Is this picture posted a few posts up from a book or something? I totally recognize it but can't place it for the life of me.

Reminds me of those books back in the early 90's that were like urban legend scary stories. Forgot what the actual books were called, they were probably called something like Scary Stories.

[Rathgar]

That's because I believe it was just called Scary Stories. They were awesome. The artwork was creepy as shit.

[Frawdo]

Derails are a big part of what makes this thread so awesome.

[Black Magic]

Originally Posted by EmpireF4i

Reminds me of those books back in the early 90's that were like urban legend scary stories. Forgot what the actual books were called, they were probably called something like Scary Stories.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

Shit gave me nightmares in grade school