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Zistrix · 06-25-2007, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Brossann

Me in Granado Espada screwing around

So what is so scary about a wave full of dolphins?

Cadrid · 06-26-2007, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Zistrix

So what is so scary about a wave full of dolphins?

They have frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' foreheads!

Tingteng · 06-26-2007, 12:05 AM

Supposed your pants were stuffed with sardines.

Where's your god now!

Quineloe · 06-26-2007, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Malakriss

Ignoring the politically incorrect nature... they still weren't funny.

and they say we are the people without any sense of humor.

Concrete · 06-26-2007, 12:16 AM

They were unfunny and childish, tbh. The kind of jokes you'd hear in pre-school.

Kolle · 06-26-2007, 12:29 AM

i try to avoid meeting 3 year old nazis

Yutnopash · 06-26-2007, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Concrete

They were unfunny and childish, tbh. The kind of jokes you'd hear in pre-school.

What kinda pre-school did you go to? All I heard were non-nazi knock knock jokes in pre-school...

FoghornDeadhorn · 06-26-2007, 01:26 AM

Yeah that was maybe Jr. High material, but only maybe. The US has better Nazi jokes than the Germans, big surprise.

FoghornDeadhorn · 06-26-2007, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Old Man Murray

12 Days of Christmas, Complaints About Return To Wolfenstein 2001-12-03 Erik
Day 3 - Day 1

Day 3 was originally going to be "Complaints About the Multiplayer". But since Wolfenstein's multiplayer is perfect, we don't have anything to complain about. Lucky for us, a vigilant reader noticed several factual errors in our Day 1 coverage and was kind enough and Luftwaffe enough to report them to us:

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From: "Banzai-Bug" banzai-bug@web.de
To: erik@oldmanmurray.com
Subject: Have u ever thought of the things you are writing?
Date sent: Fri, 30 Nov 2001 08:19:01 +0100

Hi

I’ve just read your the article, "12 Days of Christmas, Complaints About Return To Wolfenstein".

First of al I’m a german. I can not understand why you are writing such stupid things about the German people.

"But, luckily, nobody cares. Without Nazis, Germany has absolutely no export that might possibly be of interest to anyone."

The most popular cars come from Germany like Mercedes Benz, BMW, VW, Porsche. These firms have BOUGHT American firms like Chrysler or General Motors. BMW has developed the basic motors for any airplane that’s in the air nowadays so your stupid US Army couldn’t bomb Afghanistan today if they hadn’t done it. (PS: You know the word in english language: Luftwaffe).

The USA has 230 Mio people (2 people per square kilometre) and has the most powerful economy! Germany has 80 Mio people (120 people per km²) and is the second one. So think if we get an really European Union HOW’s the first one? Uhhhhhhhhhhh.

Do you know what are the most sold weapons in the USA are? Heckler & Koch! An American firm? NOOOOOOOOOOOO lol a German one. Without such famous German people like Werner von Braun, Albert Einstein, Werner Siemens ….. the USA hadn’t build any atom bomb to throw over Japan to finish the war.

Did you know the in the early American history the decision of which language to talk was between GERMAN and ENGLISH?

The USA has killed millions of Indians and NOWBODY harms you for that.

SO WHY ARE YOU WRITING SUCH THINGS if you do not know anything about the germans?

CU Banzai-Bug

First of al - obviously - my bad! Cry uncle and let slip the dogs of surrender, because I stand corrected. Banzai is clearly a big longtime fan of OMM, but he's not afraid to take me to the mat - and then roll me up in the mat and toss the whole thing into an incinerator - when I screw up. I need more people around me willing to be this honest. And thanks for not rubbing it in by mentioning even more of Germany's most famous products, such as your country's market-cornering ventures in soap made out of homosexuals. My only excuse is that I actually did forget about the common English word 'Luftwaffe'.

This whole thing reminds me of a funny German joke that maybe will bury the hatchet between us:

Banzai's Mother: Son, our scientists have discovered that the Jews can survive under water!

Banzai: Huh?!?

Banzai's Mother: But not for very long!!!

Banzai: Oh, my, hahahahaha. Stop, my Luftwaffe!

Germanic people have great senses of humor.

Quineloe · 06-26-2007, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by FoghornDeadhorn

Yeah that was maybe Jr. High material, but only maybe. The US has better Nazi jokes than the Germans, big surprise.

Probably because the US has more Nazis than we do.

However, the biggest joke of them all is that we ban video games where you kill Nazis and make possession a federal offense

Zarcath · 06-26-2007, 05:58 AM

All this nazi talk is making me excited, time to boot up company of heroes.

Brossann · 06-26-2007, 06:28 AM

.....

TheOkapi · 06-26-2007, 09:12 AM

Mario Speedwagon · 06-26-2007, 10:24 AM

Lol at the gays being thrown of the plane. Awesome if true.

Grimmlokk · 06-26-2007, 10:50 AM

I sense a new Samuel L. Jackson movie in the making...

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