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Zistrix · 09-02-2009, 01:50 PM

Look at that innocent face.. I think he's innocent!

Busted For Slapping Stranger's Crying Child
Georgia man, 61, threatened to "shut that baby up" at Walmart

SEPTEMBER 2--Meet Roger Stephens. The Georgia man, 61, was shopping Monday morning at a Walmart in Stone Mountain when he crossed paths with Sonya Matthews and her two-year-old daughter Paige. The child was crying, which apparently greatly perturbed Matthews. "If you don't shut that baby up I will shut her up for you," Stephens warned Matthews, according to a Gwinnett County Police Department report. Moments later, Stephens acted on his threat, slapping Paige "across the face approximately four or five times." Though the child "started crying and screaming" after being struck, Stephens told Matthews, "See, I told you I would shut her up." After police were summoned, Stephens told a cop that the child was crying "and he just slapped her," according to the report. Stephens was arrested for felony cruelty to children and booked into the Gwinnett County Detention Center, where he is being held without bond. Paige sustained "slight redness to the face," but was otherwise unharmed. (3 pages)

Tuco · 09-02-2009, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Zistrix

Look at that innocent face.. I think he's innocent!

Busted For Slapping Stranger's Crying Child
Georgia man, 61, threatened to "shut that baby up" at Walmart

SEPTEMBER 2--Meet Roger Stephens. The Georgia man, 61, was shopping Monday morning at a Walmart in Stone Mountain when he crossed paths with Sonya Matthews and her two-year-old daughter Paige. The child was crying, which apparently greatly perturbed Matthews. "If you don't shut that baby up I will shut her up for you," Stephens warned Matthews, according to a Gwinnett County Police Department report. Moments later, Stephens acted on his threat, slapping Paige "across the face approximately four or five times." Though the child "started crying and screaming" after being struck, Stephens told Matthews, "See, I told you I would shut her up." After police were summoned, Stephens told a cop that the child was crying "and he just slapped her," according to the report. Stephens was arrested for felony cruelty to children and booked into the Gwinnett County Detention Center, where he is being held without bond. Paige sustained "slight redness to the face," but was otherwise unharmed. (3 pages)

I wonder what the punch line he used was.

Vim · 09-02-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Cascow

No argument from me, I hit one going about 90mph down I-15 coming back from Vegas. Middle of the night about an hour south of SLC, came up over a rise to find the entire (as in all lanes in both directions) interstate covered in deer. There were at least 30...

I was going to hit at least one, so I did what I needed to do, I chose the small one and protected the radiator. No fucking way I'm getting stuck in rural Utah at 3 am.

Ob. pic

Poor Jetta

2.5?

Cascow · 09-02-2009, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Vim

Poor Jetta

2.5?

TDI

Decent brakes, decent traction control, and being used to dodging animals on the road resulted in a hit that wasn't really that bad. There is no doubt in my mind that it could have been a hell of alot worse.

ChewieTobbacca · 09-02-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Antoine

five guys > in 'n out, and barack agrees

Yeah, if you like paying much more

Close call:

Eomer · 09-02-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Eomer

Speaking of which: Otter attack forces race withdrawal - Penticton News - Castanet.net

Holy fuck, it's the marine mammal apocalypse: Seal pulls 5-year-old from dock: B.C. father

Erronius · 09-02-2009, 04:05 PM

From that article:

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Leigh said he has heard of seals attacking small dogs on leashes and dragging them into the water to eat them, but never attacking a child.

Forgive me from being about as far from sealife as is possible in America, but seals eat dogs?

Taivek · 09-02-2009, 04:34 PM

LA from space.

Drajakur · 09-02-2009, 05:30 PM

If you rotate 180 degrees you get an excellent view of Hollywood.

Zistrix · 09-02-2009, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Drajakur

If you rotate 180 degrees you get an excellent view of Hollywood.

Goatse has embedded himself into the earth and is now slowly sucking the entire planet into his massive rectum.

Gumpf · 09-02-2009, 05:54 PM

Vim · 09-02-2009, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Cascow

TDI

Decent brakes, decent traction control, and being used to dodging animals on the road resulted in a hit that wasn't really that bad. There is no doubt in my mind that it could have been a hell of alot worse.

I bet. That car is pretty safe though, even if you're going at the target with a lot more force than the same type of cars, gas version.

Wolfen · 09-02-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Antoine

five guys > in 'n out, and barack agrees

Five Guys FTW!

Aamry · 09-02-2009, 07:15 PM

I can go to a teppanyaki joint here in town for cheaper than I can eat at five guys.

Korioni · 09-02-2009, 07:54 PM

Five Guys isn't expensive. A burger there is what, 5 bucks? Add fries and a drink and it isn't a whole lot more expensive than a Wendy's combo meal for the same thing.

09-02-2009, 01:50 PM	#37846 (permalink)
Zistrix Cowboy Astronaut Millionaire Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,257	Look at that innocent face.. I think he's innocent! Busted For Slapping Stranger's Crying Child Georgia man, 61, threatened to "shut that baby up" at Walmart SEPTEMBER 2--Meet Roger Stephens. The Georgia man, 61, was shopping Monday morning at a Walmart in Stone Mountain when he crossed paths with Sonya Matthews and her two-year-old daughter Paige. The child was crying, which apparently greatly perturbed Matthews. "If you don't shut that baby up I will shut her up for you," Stephens warned Matthews, according to a Gwinnett County Police Department report. Moments later, Stephens acted on his threat, slapping Paige "across the face approximately four or five times." Though the child "started crying and screaming" after being struck, Stephens told Matthews, "See, I told you I would shut her up." After police were summoned, Stephens told a cop that the child was crying "and he just slapped her," according to the report. Stephens was arrested for felony cruelty to children and booked into the Gwinnett County Detention Center, where he is being held without bond. Paige sustained "slight redness to the face," but was otherwise unharmed. (3 pages) Attached Images

09-02-2009, 04:34 PM	#37853 (permalink)
Taivek Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chico, CA Posts: 364 +11 Internets	LA from space. Attached Images __________________ Put your gamertag here too.

09-02-2009, 05:30 PM	#37854 (permalink)
Drajakur I have a competition in me. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In the clinch. Posts: 826 +20 Internets	If you rotate 180 degrees you get an excellent view of Hollywood. Attached Images

09-02-2009, 05:54 PM	#37856 (permalink)
Gumpf Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Knoxville Posts: 108 +0 Internets	o Attached Images __________________ And after a while, I really did feel like I considered all things

09-02-2009, 07:15 PM	#37859 (permalink)
Aamry Voyeur Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 264 -2 Internets	I can go to a teppanyaki joint here in town for cheaper than I can eat at five guys. Attached Images __________________ No signature here!

09-02-2009, 07:54 PM	#37860 (permalink)
Korioni Six Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,815 -118 Internets	Five Guys isn't expensive. A burger there is what, 5 bucks? Add fries and a drink and it isn't a whole lot more expensive than a Wendy's combo meal for the same thing. __________________

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