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FURTHERMORE, why does Bowser's bridge not collapse like Link's?

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Originally Posted by Khempis

I'm going to bite on this one. What are the rules, for those of us that don't own the dvd?

Not that I've played, but here's what google brings up:

Showgirls (1995)
This is the mother of all drinking games. So great is it, in fact, that it the limited DVD version included a set of shot glasses and its own drinking games. This gem tells the harrowing story of a young stripper named Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley) who dreams for bigger and better things to befall her. She gets her chance when a sleazy Vegas producer (Kyle MacLaughlan) and a slutty Vegas showgirl (Gina Gershon, because there is no other actress that could possibly pull this off) happen upon her club and watch her in action. So overcome with Nomi’s mad dancing skills is MacLaughlan that he must have her come to audition for the famous Vegas nudie show, “Goddess.” Hilarity, as well as soft core porn, betrayal, and implied bisexual interest, ensues.

Showgirls: Girl on girl action? Drink!

For the lush – take one sip when

Elizabeth Berkley grunts and/or makes furious noises as she dances
Gina Gershon says “darling” with a straight face
Elizabeth Berkley runs away from a scene to either convey anger, confusion, or a bad case of diarrhea (you’ll thank me later for the one sip rule, as she does this quite often)
someone does pelvic thrusts and calls it “dancing”
Elizabeth Berkley moans about something either than sex and/or becomes unusually excited by food
Elizabeth Berkley slaps someone
Elizabeth Berkley says something dumb, which Jessie Spano would never do
Kyle MacLaughlan leers at someone from behind his floppy 80’s hair
one showgirl (besides Elizabeth Berkley) disses and/or picks a fight with another showgirl
Elizabeth Berkley stuffs her face with junk food to show us that she’s different from the other girls

For the intermediate – also add one shot when
there is lesbian innuendo, which basically implies every scene that Gina Gershon and Elizabeth Berkley share
someone has mad thrashing sex in a pool, or goes through the motions of simulated mad thrashing sex
someone has a hissy fit during the audition when asked to put ice on her nipples, stalks off, has a moment of revelation while staring at herself in the mirror, and returns with defiantly iced nipples
someone appears to have slathered paint or crayon on her nipple, for reasons totally unknown
Elizabeth Berkley tells someone she has her period, even when they haven’t asked
someone falls down, not because they are clumsy and don’t watch where they are going, but because there are treacherous plans afoot

For the hardcore – also add two shots when
Elizabeth Berkley mispronounces designer label Versace as “Ver-sace,” because she is trashy and doesn’t know anything outside of strip bars and angry stalking

[kasey]

i thought it would be simple like "everytime you see titties drink a shot". Thats way too hard to remember :P

[FulorianC]

That would lead to alcohol poisoning every single time anyone played...

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[TheCutlery]

Originally Posted by Tingteng

yeah because sexuality hasn't changed from 1950 to 2009

I'm gonna go ahead and guess there was LESS rampant faggotry in 1950 than there is now, and 37% is STILL high.

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