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Old 09-09-2006, 01:17 PM   #2701 (permalink)
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The low self esteem is awesome and all, but not for non-physical things. How much fun is that depressed hottie outside the sack?
Seriously. The only guys who need to date chicks with whacked self-esteem, have self-esteem issues themselves. If all you're doing it fucking, that's great. But when you're outside of the bedroom, who wants some bi-polar, depressed bitch?

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Old 09-09-2006, 02:02 PM   #2702 (permalink)
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The problem (wonderfulness?) of women is there is no refractory time. You know, the times (9 out of 10) when you aren't instantly hard right away? You need like 5-15 minutes to get back to where you need to be in order to have sex again.

That's where Nympho's get annoying. Not because they want sex, but they expect you to be able to get hard like they get wet - and it doesn't happen. So when you'd normally be like "ok well, cuddle time over, I'm going to go pvp"... she's still horny and ready to go and all up on you.

It's not that you don't want it, because let's face it, it's great. It's that you really don't want to bother with FPS (Floppy Penis Syndrome) for the first 15-20 minutes you guys are messing around. And they sure as shit don't want to either.

It's a different animal really.



QFultimateT. These are the girls that you can condition to have it whenever you want it, and generally can train (it sounds so harsh, but all guys do it) to be loyal to a fault. Just don't take advantage of that loyalty.

Half the time, these girls with low-self esteem become the ultimate form of nympho - the PERSONAL nympho. These girls are usually pretty reserved, sort of mean to other guys, but around you, and for you only, they are total sluts.

Those are the best imo.
Finally somebody who understands.

Bottom line is, no good looking girl who -knows- she's good looking is going to be loyal, unless put through this said "reforming" process first. Simply put; she'll leave for the next hot dick, or next hottest guy, what have you. Where as, if you find her with low self-esteem, you show her something she hasn't been shown before: compassion. Take care of her, let her know she's not a bad person, not ugly, and if she's not a total fucking whore, she'll be completely loyal to you, because you showed her a whole new world.
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Old 09-09-2006, 02:04 PM   #2703 (permalink)
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To much emo LJ crap, not enough pictures therefore you all get a bunch of my pics.
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Old 09-09-2006, 02:37 PM   #2704 (permalink)
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Which is rather precisely the point. Seeing as how I'm not fortunate enough to get any, it's hard for me to imagine anyone who could actually turn it down. If you're that blessed to have a lady friend willing to do naughty things that often, I think it's more than willing to give up "the Cubs game" for it.

And if it isn't .. by all means .. send her to someone who is.
All I'm gonna say is, this is both the cause and result of your problem.

Especially with hot girls, they want a guy who doesn't need them, so they can feel better about themselves whenever they manage to 'get him'. This is the attraction they have to 'bad boys'.

If your pining after a girl who has guys interested in her all the time, your just like all the other guys.
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Old 09-09-2006, 02:49 PM   #2705 (permalink)
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Damn, I started quite the conversation.

On with the pics....
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Old 09-09-2006, 02:53 PM   #2706 (permalink)
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Old 09-09-2006, 06:29 PM   #2707 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2006, 11:28 AM   #2708 (permalink)
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Which is rather precisely the point. Seeing as how I'm not fortunate enough to get any, it's hard for me to imagine anyone who could actually turn it down. If you're that blessed to have a lady friend willing to do naughty things that often, I think it's more than willing to give up "the Cubs game" for it.

And if it isn't .. by all means .. send her to someone who is.
It's really sad if "getting any" is the end goal you're looking at achieving with a woman anyway. I think you're putting the pussy on the pedestal.

You're not going to get lucky if you constantly come off as a perv.
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:57 PM   #2709 (permalink)
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It's really sad if "getting any" is the end goal you're looking at achieving with a woman anyway. I think you're putting the pussy on the pedestal.

You're not going to get lucky if you constantly come off as a perv.
Oh of course not. My only point is if she wants it and you're turning it down, that's pretty sad. I cannot fathom being lucky enough to have "too much" sex.
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:32 PM   #2710 (permalink)
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Oh of course not. My only point is if she wants it and you're turning it down, that's pretty sad. I cannot fathom being lucky enough to have "too much" sex.
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:42 PM   #2711 (permalink)
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Itzena, what is that anime in the middle? Looks familiar in a "I think I saw Searyx review this" sorta way, but I can't place it.
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Old 09-10-2006, 03:50 PM   #2712 (permalink)
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The kitten-gun?
I can't remember - I saw the pic somewhere and ninja'd it. Sorry.

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