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[Nendyen]

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[caekpie]

[Salshun]

Originally Posted by Deris

What?

Trigger. Handle. WOW THAT WAS FUCKING HARD.

Last I checked every single weapon with a pistol grip is used in the same manner.

Heh, I was trying to humeroustical.

[caekpie]

ok imma i jus wantd 3 posts so now i gunna make big one

















ok thank u im like josh hamilton dude i got 54 rbis

real bad images

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[Nenai]

Originally Posted by NeuadvenBonechillerr

There are 3 types of people that like a car that looks like that, and none of them are car enthusiasts. . . .

anyone who drives a pimped out civic/cavalier/focus/eclipse etc and calls themselves a 'car enthusiast' needs to be shot.

Hey I have an idea, lets spend 15k on a car, then another 10-15k making it loud (aka ricey) and somewhat fast. . and completely ignore the fact that for 35 we can get a car that looks awesome, and is fast stock!

btw, evos > imprezas.

Here is the ralliart version, pure sex.

[HalberdBlue]

thanks i could help bro

[Kormus]

Originally Posted by Salshun

He's holding the gun backwards. Tennis ball goes flying out behind him. When it was done in True Lies, funny as hell.

Fail, watch again.

[Hubelwutz]

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[FoghornDeadhorn]

Originally Posted by Kormus

Fail, watch again.

What?

Also, might have happened in True Lies but I think you're actually thinking of Commando.

[Salshun]

Originally Posted by FoghornDeadhorn

What?

Also, might have happened in True Lies but I think you're actually thinking of Commando.

Yeah, it happened in both. In True Lies, when they're chasing the terrorists as they're driving from the islands to Florida, and in Commando when the chick does it to shoot the inmate transporter Arnold is in.

And yeah, I don't think I have any fail. I watched the damn thing shoot a tennis ball backwards.

[Hubelwutz]

wow time...

[Hubelwutz]

meh

[Hubelwutz]

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[Hayrab]

Originally Posted by Screamfeeder

OH SHIT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT CARS AGAIN!!!! AWESOME!!!!!1


My new ride.
Marij THC FX34 V20

stock is around 579,561 block(crank[knob]) horsepower(BCKHP) twisting around 9000 foot kilometers(f/km) of torque(even came with a wrench)

of COURSE i totally modded it with the new Grouper 6.92(v.56)Header fuel lines and overdrove the system ratio to about .003 so just double all the first numbers and you are about 1/2(0.5) to where I'm sitting with this baby.

I was going to shave the blast ports but I went full tilt and got the Brazilian. For you non-car types that basically means the horses in horsepower are now rhinos so i am rocking Rhinopower(protip) straight through the wheels and INTO THE TIRES. Yeah thats right.

Some of the other mods

• Added a 256k torque cache so all my torques stay torqued
  
• replaced the RattleSnack12 core-bore shifter to a full double-fisted tranny(post-op with all the extas)
  
• molded a new front and rear slip-dip double tip to be hip with the drip(44xvt's to the warp center so it stays within ballast range)
  
• i disabled the brakes..fuck em
  
• Roast vegetables at 450º F. for 30 minutes, removing garlic when browned and soft, 10 to 15 minutes. Top eggplant slices with polenta slices and cheese. Squeeze garlic from cloves; mix garlic and beans into tomato mixture. Return both pans to oven and roast 10 minutes longer.
  
• carved out the center die-cast pig-irons(KLbt.03's) and duel-wielded a spork enticer with bicarbonates (had to import these from Japan) so I get that extra pep through the turns
  
• green

You sir are awarded 12 internets, this post made coming into work with a hangover worth it.

[Vatoreus]

Originally Posted by Screamfeeder

OH SHIT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT CARS AGAIN!!!! AWESOME!!!!!1


My new ride.
Marij THC FX34 V20

stock is around 579,561 block(crank[knob]) horsepower(BCKHP) twisting around 9000 foot kilometers(f/km) of torque(even came with a wrench)

of COURSE i totally modded it with the new Grouper 6.92(v.56)Header fuel lines and overdrove the system ratio to about .003 so just double all the first numbers and you are about 1/2(0.5) to where I'm sitting with this baby.

I was going to shave the blast ports but I went full tilt and got the Brazilian. For you non-car types that basically means the horses in horsepower are now rhinos so i am rocking Rhinopower(protip) straight through the wheels and INTO THE TIRES. Yeah thats right.

Some of the other mods

• Added a 256k torque cache so all my torques stay torqued
  
• replaced the RattleSnack12 core-bore shifter to a full double-fisted tranny(post-op with all the extas)
  
• molded a new front and rear slip-dip double tip to be hip with the drip(44xvt's to the warp center so it stays within ballast range)
  
• i disabled the brakes..fuck em
  
• Roast vegetables at 450º F. for 30 minutes, removing garlic when browned and soft, 10 to 15 minutes. Top eggplant slices with polenta slices and cheese. Squeeze garlic from cloves; mix garlic and beans into tomato mixture. Return both pans to oven and roast 10 minutes longer.
  
• carved out the center die-cast pig-irons(KLbt.03's) and duel-wielded a spork enticer with bicarbonates (had to import these from Japan) so I get that extra pep through the turns
  
• green

holy fucking shit, i hurt. ROFLMAO