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[Salshun]

Originally Posted by CreatingStyle

6 foot, 150 lbs is pretty weak and 90 mph isn't something to brag about whether it takes 8 or 80 seconds to get that fast.

Lot of dudes really hung up on my physical appearance tonight.

[Jenison]

sti to an explorer...its 100% confirmed you are retarded

no way in hell id trade my scoobies for fords

[Zeste]

jesus christ no one gives a shit about cars. I don't even have a car, I drive my wifes car when I need to but mostly just stay home.

[Salshun]

Originally Posted by Jenison

sti to an explorer...its 100% confirmed you are retarded

no way in hell id trade my scoobies for fords

Oh, totally beyond my control. I had a great job, great credit. Bought it, 1 month later my company moved out of state, so I was jobless. Then about 6 months later my grandparents offered me their explorer, free.

Trying to swing a $500/month car payment + insurance wasn't fun.

[GrobbeeTrull2.0]

This is like the 24th time some car enthusiast douchebag as fagged up this thread.

[Druixx]

Originally Posted by GrobbeeTrull2.0

This is like the 24th time some car enthusiast douchebag as fagged up this thread.

Any human male that doesn't like cars needs to have his balls re-attached.

[vurt]

I see like one picture posted on this entire page.

B)

[Salshun]

Originally Posted by Druixx

Any human male that doesn't like cars needs to have his balls re-attached.

Well if you ever wanted to buy a nice one you're a chick! Men just walk in a buy one! Boobies and football and stuff! Video game forums!

[Regime]

Originally Posted by Druixx

Any human male that doesn't like cars needs to have his balls re-attached.

You are a fucking douchebag. Clearly not getting the god damn point are we McFly?

[Occido]

Oh... this is a PIC THREAD!?!

[Druixx]

Originally Posted by Regime

You are a fucking douchebag. Clearly not getting the god damn point are we McFly?

OK, assclown. I'll play your game.


Any human male that doesn't like cars needs to have his balls re-attached.

Oh look, I found them in this REQUISITE picture that I am posting because this is a picture thread! Remove from keychain and have them sewn back on.

[Screamfeeder]

OH SHIT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT CARS AGAIN!!!! AWESOME!!!!!1


My new ride.
Marij THC FX34 V20

stock is around 579,561 block(crank[knob]) horsepower(BCKHP) twisting around 9000 foot kilometers(f/km) of torque(even came with a wrench)

of COURSE i totally modded it with the new Grouper 6.92(v.56)Header fuel lines and overdrove the system ratio to about .003 so just double all the first numbers and you are about 1/2(0.5) to where I'm sitting with this baby.

I was going to shave the blast ports but I went full tilt and got the Brazilian. For you non-car types that basically means the horses in horsepower are now rhinos so i am rocking Rhinopower(protip) straight through the wheels and INTO THE TIRES. Yeah thats right.

Some of the other mods

• Added a 256k torque cache so all my torques stay torqued
  
• replaced the RattleSnack12 core-bore shifter to a full double-fisted tranny(post-op with all the extas)
  
• molded a new front and rear slip-dip double tip to be hip with the drip(44xvt's to the warp center so it stays within ballast range)
  
• i disabled the brakes..fuck em
  
• Roast vegetables at 450º F. for 30 minutes, removing garlic when browned and soft, 10 to 15 minutes. Top eggplant slices with polenta slices and cheese. Squeeze garlic from cloves; mix garlic and beans into tomato mixture. Return both pans to oven and roast 10 minutes longer.
  
• carved out the center die-cast pig-irons(KLbt.03's) and duel-wielded a spork enticer with bicarbonates (had to import these from Japan) so I get that extra pep through the turns
  
• green

[Joelage_mcduffbot]

Originally Posted by Druixx

Any human male that doesn't like cars needs to have his balls re-attached.

Hey man you like cars, fucking fantastic. Considering every car enthusiast i've ever met were generally complete fucking morons with no idea about aesthetics, class, style, or practicality, i'm really, REALLY glad i don't like cars.

I learnt long ago that cars are a gigantic money sink if you want to do anything with them, or a gigantic time sink if you can do the work yourself. Also, women think you are a fucking moron for spending thousands on a carbon fibre bonnet, despite you and your moron mates thinking it looks 'filth'.

Also, Screamfeeder, that was one of the funniest fucking things i've read on this board hahahahahaha.

I'd rather skate to work than drive something that would probably appeal to you, such as this:

[brekk]

Originally Posted by Screamfeeder

(had to import these from Japan)

real car enthusiasts dont just import from Japan, we Overnight it.

[Screamfeeder]

Originally Posted by brekk

real car enthusiasts dont just import from Japan, we Overnight it.

Dude, don't even TRY to tell me ANYTHING about cars. Read that post. Go ahead, read it!

I obviously know what I'm taking about. Look, here are some pictures of cars so you know I'm serious.