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[Salshun]

Originally Posted by Arbitrary

I walk around the epic booze section of a local mega supermarket for twenty minutes or so every other week or so, really give everything a good look, and leave. I'll by something every four or five months. I have a hard time justifying even those expenditures.

Yeah, I see the $4,000 bottles of Tequila at the local liquor store and think "that whole bottle better go down like water and get me drunk for a month". And it probably does. Had some $70/liter vodak the other day, Jewel of Russia. I've had rougher tap water.

[Arbitrary]

I don't look at the super hooch behind the cases, I look at the bottle of Tattoo or Disaronna or a six pack of Corona.

Honestly, that high degree of fantasizing brings about no emotions or feeling in me. It is mysterious. As far as the 4k bottle of Tequila goes, I'm sure I lack the sophistication to enjoy it, so it would only be wasteful to drink.

[Salshun]

Originally Posted by Arbitrary

I don't look at the super hooch behind the cases, I look at the bottle of Tattoo or Disaronna or a six pack of Corona.

Honestly, that high degree of fantasizing brings about no emotions or feeling in me. It is mysterious. As far as the 4k bottle of Tequila goes, I'm sure I lack the sophistication to enjoy it, so it would only be wasteful to drink.

For me, it was therapy. Owned a Subaru WRX STi for about 2 years, and no matter how bad my day was, rocking 90mph on the drive home just always made me feel better. Now I drive a Ford Explorer with a fucked transmission. Dream about having a fast, reliable car again.

[Hasto]

Originally Posted by Salshun

Office Max had some really nice ones last time I was in there. All glass with stainless steel pieces. Yeah, keeping it clean would suck, but I'm really thinking my next desk will be all glass.

As for a chair, totally stupid buy, but my dick still gets hard about Herman Miller Aeron Chairs.

Dude... I just bought 2 of those glass desks you are referring to. I am assuming you mean the tinted one that has the level for your screen, the desktop, then lower tables on the right and left side? with Stainless steal tubing for the legs/frame? I think I paid like $140 per.

[Arbitrary]

Dreams you can achieve are totally separate from pie in the sky fantasizing.

You wanted a fancy car, you bought a fancy car, great.

edit - I'm back to being very afraid of the Joker again.

[Gigfc]

Originally Posted by Salshun

For me, it was therapy. Owned a Subaru WRX STi for about 2 years, and no matter how bad my day was, rocking 90mph on the drive home just always made me feel better. Now I drive a Ford Explorer with a fucked transmission. Dream about having a fast, reliable car again.

A little Hyundai can hit 90. I am guessing you are obese and the extra stress you put on your car really slows it down.

[Druixx]

Originally Posted by Gigfc

A little Hyundai can hit 90. I am guessing you are obese and the extra stress you put on your car really slows it down.

It will go that fast... in about 15 minutes.

Spoken like someone who has never driven anything beyond Korean shit.

[Fedor]

[Salshun]

Originally Posted by Gigfc

A little Hyundai can hit 90. I am guessing you are obese and the extra stress you put on your car really slows it down.

Are you even fucking familiar with the concepts of speeds and velocity? You do know that the time in which it takes to hit a certain speed is the important part, right?

Dude shut the fuck up, seriously. Your Hyundai is coming apart like a fucking Mexican space station at 90, mine is just barely into 4th gear and the engine is growling like a motherfucker while the new BOV is squealing like an 18 year old getting ass fucked. Oh, and it got to 90 in about 8 seconds. Yours would have to be pushed out of the back of an airborne C-130 to hit 90. God does it physically hurt you to be so fucking stupid? Are the headaches getting worse?

Also let's see your Hyundai do 145mph. No max speed limiter FTW.

Oh, and if it matters. 6'0", 150lbs, 6% body fat. Now go back to your Hyundai, a fucking car where the aluminum in the frame didn't meet the requirements to be used for Pepsi cans. Someday you'll be lucky enough to drive a car where accelerating pushes you into the seat.

And how the FUCK do you put the clapping gif in? You're complimenting your own fucking post? It's amazing to see someone with such a high ego have such low self esteem. But that's the way it usually is, I've noticed.

[CabbitCabbit]

haha, story behind the dickcopter?

[zaph0dd]

Originally Posted by Fedor

What is the background story on the Cockcopter?

[Zhaun's_Shade]

Originally Posted by CabbitCabbit

haha, story behind the dickcopter?

That was actually during some kind of Russian government meeting.

[CreatingStyle]

6 foot, 150 lbs is pretty weak and 90 mph isn't something to brag about whether it takes 8 or 80 seconds to get that fast.

[Yutnopash]

The Dildocopter should have had mini-speakers playing that.

[Ronne]

Guessing it has to do with the flying dick raids made on Second Life some years (months?) back?