Funny, Strange, Random Pics

[Wurstsalat]

I'm glad you view the creation of an entirely new human life for which you will play a vital role in determining his/her personality and overall quality of life with such a lighthearted, casual attitude.


Makata takes imaginary battles more seriously than you take parenthood.

Ah come on - i heared it a few hours ago. I ll be a good dad to the lil one

[Vatoreus]

Glaive that was a pretty shitty shot you took. It's a forum, we don't really need to hear how strong and able he is to raise his kid, we don't need to hear about all his grand plans. Also, he found out a couple of hours ago, more than likely, he's still a bit shocked about it and hasn't fully reacted to it. I know it took me a while before it kicked in that I was going to be a dad.


edit: pic so i'm not gaying up the thread too much.

[Ninajrr]

^ General Forum is --> way.

[Zeste]

Originally Posted by dub

Congrats. Also, if she misses a pill or takes antibiotics it really screws shit up and her "pill invincibility" fades and it takes days/weeks to build it back up again. I'm sure there are other factors that may affect the cycles, and I'm sure it depends on the type of pill.

Here's a nice dichotomy for you.

I know there was a terminator ad with Summer Glau photoshopped onto that graphic, but I can't find it anywhere.

[Wurstsalat]

Okay sorry i brought that up and thanks Vatoreus. I just thought it was random strange and funny cause well me and my gf laughed about the fact that it happend on the first fuck and i felt like sharing it with you guys cause i am also happy and looking forward to it
/topic closed

Pic of my gf to make up for all the babbling.

[Zeste]

Which was SHOOPED first?!?!?!

Remember: that which is shooped can always be unshooped.

[Gigfc]

Grats Wurst


hope your kid doesn't turn out like the image below

[SalaciousTunare]

Originally Posted by Wurstsalat

Well, Funny Strange and Random but no pic :

I managed to get my new gf pregnant with the first fuck (3weeks ago) .. no joke. Pill didnt work obviously. She is kinda rich so i guess, grats me?

BE VERY CAREFUL BRO

Sometimes a ploy so you go bareback and just continually nut in her, thus making her really pregnant.

I never believe that shit, pregnant on the first fuck, make sure, very sure.

[Lejina Bloodbath]

Sure it's yours?

[Malakriss]

Originally Posted by Lejina Bloodbath

Sure it's yours?

His situation would be better if the baby wasn't his. Marry her, find out after it's born, and since she's rich you get a luxurious divorce settlement.

[Hathe]

Originally Posted by Malakriss

Marry her, find out after it's born, and since she's rich you get a luxurious divorce settlement.

I'll have "Statements that give away you are an American" for 600, Alex!

[Algol Devilstar]

What, people don't do that in Germany?

[Wrathcaster]

god damn there are some jaded pessimistic assholes in this forum. and i'm one of them. the first thing i thought when i saw wurst's post was "she's up to something." I hope this all works out for you man, don't let people here bum you out, but still be cautious. Hate for you to raise a kid that ain't yours or to fall into a trap you don't have to...

[Javvo]

You guys are depressing.

Brb, killing myself.

[Jenison]

hurray! been a while since we've had shitting dick nipples!