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Old 01-23-2008, 10:24 PM   #17986 (permalink)
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That thing is fucking huge. I can't imagine being a woman and realistically thinking "sure, I'd love to have a 6' long, wide as fuck object stuck in me 24/7"
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Old 01-23-2008, 10:25 PM   #17987 (permalink)
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So how would a woman decide whether to use one of not.
Like she wakes up one day "I'm gonna be raped today, better put this in."

Personally, I think only the women prone to being raped would use them. In which case they may want to change the clothes they wear or job profession
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Old 01-23-2008, 10:25 PM   #17988 (permalink)
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lol I laughed so fucking hard when I saw that part of that episode.
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Long story short, im going and she starts to say stop.. like "St..." and doesn't finish, so my next thrust I went as hard as I could..

Longer story short. I didn't get any for about a month, and she said she's enver going to do anal again
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Old 01-23-2008, 11:09 PM   #17989 (permalink)
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guess ill have to give up rape and just go to the fatties to get my jollies

i mean, they wouldnt turn it down
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Old 01-23-2008, 11:31 PM   #17990 (permalink)
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that picture will haunt my dreams
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Old 01-23-2008, 11:44 PM   #17991 (permalink)
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what in gods name could have possibly needed censoring in the corner after seeing THAT.

edit: er wait was it a website logo? nm lol
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Old 01-23-2008, 11:45 PM   #17992 (permalink)
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I get the vending machine and mailbox urban camouflage (even if they break in to uncharted territory of stupid) but what the hell is this thing supposed to do?
My god japanese people are so fucking weird.

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Old 01-23-2008, 11:47 PM   #17993 (permalink)
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Those, my good friend, are supposed to really fuck up some city workers. Come on. Don't tell me you wouldn't laugh your ass off seeing some fat guy try to open one up.
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Old 01-24-2008, 01:11 AM   #17994 (permalink)
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Checklist for Anti-rape condom users:
- Used by women who have lost their virginity OR don't care about virginity and broke their hymen.
- Masturbate themselves to arousal for insertion OR have sufficient lubricant nearby
- Requires at least 8 hours a day for having a large object stuffed in the vagina AND able to restrain from using the bathroom.

So the audience is women that put out or don't care about saving themselves for marriage. They are horny and/or buy lube products frequently, and are perfect candidates for Toys, Watersports, and BD/SM play.

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Old 01-24-2008, 01:54 AM   #17995 (permalink)
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So we need to check the vagina after we blackjack her in an alley?


How time consuming...
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Old 01-24-2008, 02:24 AM   #17996 (permalink)
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I get the vending machine and mailbox urban camouflage (even if they break in to uncharted territory of stupid) but what the hell is this thing supposed to do?
My god japanese people are so fucking weird.


It is to hide your valuables from a mugger in plain view. You throw your money and jewelry on the street and cover it with a fake manhole. Of course, it relies on the mugger not seeing you when you do it.

The camoflauge as a vending machine and post office box is to hide from criminals. Rather than directly confront a criminal with a can of mace, the thinking is to hide.

The photos are from a New York Times article about two months ago about how an eccentric Japanese clothes designer is trying to make lines of clothes that help the countries growing fear of crime. Even the designer thinks they are silly ideas, but the goal is to introduce unconventional thinking into crime prevention.
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Old 01-24-2008, 03:15 AM   #17997 (permalink)
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You see what happens when guns become illegal? They think they're in a god damn cartoon and pretend to hide behind a tree, or better yet, pretend to be a vending machine.

"A criminal! Quick, put on this vending machine costume!"
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Old 01-24-2008, 03:27 AM   #17998 (permalink)
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So what happens when the criminal become thirsty for a nice, cool, refreshing beverage after all his tomfoolery? Hmm?
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Old 01-24-2008, 03:34 AM   #17999 (permalink)
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Simple, carry around a six-pack of a specific brand of soda, and mark all the others as Sold Out.

Or just bean the assailant with a metal encased beverage. Either or.
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