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[Ronne]

Originally Posted by Zeste

haven't most guys tried that anyways, like, the "shooting" method?

Wat?

Originally Posted by Zeste

haven't most guys tried that anyways, like, the "shooting" method?

No, seriously...

Wat?

[Ether]

C'mon guys, he obviously meant this Shooting method - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Thhin]

You could in theory using a precisely positioned portal, fuck a woman's pussy with the base half of your dick, while simultaneously fucking her ass or getting a blowjob with the top half.

You could also have the top half in a guys ass... would that make you bi?

[Tyen]

1) STDs don't spontaneously generate out of nothingness. You either had one before or you're not going to get it from yourself

Say winter comes around and you get real dry lips while you are asleep. You accidentally tear your chapped lips with your teeth because you can't stop biting it like a newb. You develop a scab on your lip because you tore a chunk out of those chappy winter lips.

The next day you eat out your girlfriend with a slight scab on your lips even though you contain no STDs. She gets herpies from you eating her out.

Sooo, if you where a woman, with a scab on your lip from biting it, and you ate yourself out in a portal...you can develop herpies!

[dandrools]

Originally Posted by Malakriss

1) STDs don't spontaneously generate out of nothingness. You either had one before or you're not going to get it from yourself.

Thanks Mr. Obvious. The condom question was more along the lines of "Do you want to get your own shit all over your dick? Do you want to shoot your own cum up your ass so your lower intestines can work their magic and quickly absorb all of the fluids leaving dried sperm on the walls of your poop-chute?

Originally Posted by Malakriss

3) Physics-ly speaking, you could not perform the action of fucking yourself. You could however masturbate using your own ass by moving the portal exit forward and backwards but no thrusting is involved.

Mr. Obvious strikes again. We're all aware that when we move our hips it not only moves our cock but also our ass, thanks for making a completely unoriginal point that had already been stated like 4 posts before.

More importantly, if you're standing there naked as the day you were born somehow fucking your own ass through a magical portal, is it common courtesy to give yourself a reach-around?

[aychamo_aycono]

Are you guys really arguing about fucking yourself through some magical portal? If so, please continue.

[vurt]

I'm not down with the ejaculating into your own mouth -- that's just gross.

P.S. Tyen's a fag.

[CalhoonJugganaut]

someone say...?

[Malakriss]

Originally Posted by aychamo_aycono

Are you guys really arguing about fucking yourself through some magical portal? If so, please continue.

Among the plethora of other brilliant arguments people are trying to make, yes. Other arguments they are making include: (In no particular order)
- There's official gay Exemptions, and possibly gay Leave of Absence
- Scabs and infections are defined as "nothingness"
- Spreading a disease/virus you already have to another body part isn't actually having said disease/virus beforehand
- Eating boogers is like blowing yourself
- Eating someone else's boogers is as awkward as blowing them
- Wiggling, rocking, side-stepping is a method of fucking
- "Haven't most guys tried that anyways, like, the "shooting" method?" C'mon!
- Your woman portaling half your dick into another guy's ass makes you bi (Implied*)
- That I am Mr. Obvious
- Moving the portal exit instead of your body is completely unoriginal and I stole from someone else like 4 posts before me (Can't find it though)

[FoghornDeadhorn]

This thread is the greatest proof ever of intelligent design.

In his wisdom, God put the penis at the opposite side of same pivot-point as the asshole, thus preventing the inevitable portal-enabled self-fucking of the future. Fuck the playoffs, I'm going to church this Sunday.

[fucker]

Originally Posted by Ronne

Wat?



No, seriously...

Wat?

i agree....what the fuck is wrong you guys?

[Fediel]

you know what they say about closeted homophobes

as outspoken and outlandish as foh is, it amazes me how homophobic some of you are.

[chaos]

I'm homophobic if I don't want to take a load in my mouth?

[ruination]

If you travel back in time and fuck yourself, is it considered masturbation or fornication?

[Occido]

How about less bullshit and more pics....