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Old 01-03-2008, 08:42 PM   #16981 (permalink)
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You know, when I think about it, I don't know if I'd really be that uncomfortable with my kids sleeping in a tent with a gay man.
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Old 01-03-2008, 08:48 PM   #16982 (permalink)
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The self-sex by way of portal wouldn't really work. Every time you thrust, your ass moves away from your dick. Think about it.
You have no idea how happy it makes me to know I am not the only one who thought about it that in depth.
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Old 01-03-2008, 09:01 PM   #16983 (permalink)
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The self-sex by way of portal wouldn't really work. Every time you thrust, your ass moves away from your dick. Think about it.
If the portals were REALLY close it would be possible.

And I cannot believe we are really debating the possibility of fucking your own ass via portals.
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Old 01-03-2008, 09:02 PM   #16984 (permalink)
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Old 01-03-2008, 09:43 PM   #16985 (permalink)
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If the portals were REALLY close it would be possible.
No. Think about it. You'd be chasing your own ass and you'd just keep going through the portal trying to fuck yourself. Penis forward, ass forward, no buttsex. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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I want a clone of Hitler and Stalin to raise as my own children. I am going to get them into acting and at a young age. Then get Judd Aptow to write and direct a teenage Superbad style buddy/teen comedy for them.
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Old 01-03-2008, 09:53 PM   #16986 (permalink)
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No. Think about it. You'd be chasing your own ass and you'd just keep going through the portal trying to fuck yourself. Penis forward, ass forward, no buttsex. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
I had to look back at the pictures to visualize what you were talking about. I agree.
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Old 01-03-2008, 10:03 PM   #16987 (permalink)
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You have no idea how happy it makes me to know I am not the only one who thought about it that in depth.
This.
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Old 01-03-2008, 10:03 PM   #16988 (permalink)
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So is it gay to want to fuck your own ass through a portal, the pinnacle of narcissism, or both?

And should you wear a condom?
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Old 01-03-2008, 10:18 PM   #16989 (permalink)
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The self-sex by way of portal wouldn't really work. Every time you thrust, your ass moves away from your dick. Think about it.
But you could still eat your own asshole or blow yourself!
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Old 01-03-2008, 10:18 PM   #16990 (permalink)
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3 rules of gay;

1. Its only gay if you push back
2. Its only gay if youre balls touch
3. Its only gay if you get a hard on
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haven't most guys tried that anyways, like, the "shooting" method?
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Old 01-03-2008, 10:33 PM   #16991 (permalink)
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The self-sex by way of portal wouldn't really work. Every time you thrust, your ass moves away from your dick. Think about it.
you'd have to stick with Oral, which I am fine with.
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Old 01-03-2008, 10:36 PM   #16992 (permalink)
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Then you have to ask yourself, would you come in your own mouth?
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Old 01-03-2008, 10:45 PM   #16993 (permalink)
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Then you have to ask yourself, would you come in your own mouth?
haven't most guys tried that anyways, like, the "shooting" method?
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Old 01-03-2008, 10:50 PM   #16994 (permalink)
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Why waste all that time and effort to Portalate yourself when you could just get a hooker?


*EDIT* I mean, isn't half the fun killing the hooker, stuffing her in the trunk and getting a rush from wondering if you're going to get caught dumping her in the Potomac?
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Old 01-03-2008, 10:51 PM   #16995 (permalink)
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haven't most guys tried that anyways, like, the "shooting" method?
No dude.
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I'd assume penis would taste like the soap the person used, maybe add in some hormones/sweat.
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