Funny, Strange, Random Pics - Page 1039

Lowk · 11-29-2007, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frawdo

Oh yeah, no pics on this one, but it's related to this thread, a real life story.

Last night I was trying to initiate a little sexy time with my girlfriend. It was pretty late and she already almost half asleep but I was little horny and felt like giving it a try. So I start going through the seduction motions, tried a little back massage, moved onto a little tit/ass/vag rubbing. I could tell she wasn't really going to be putting out that night, but I tried one last thing.

I grabbed her hand, put it on my cock and started talking dirty to her. Not something I usually resort to, but whatever. She kind of perked up a little bit. Anyways, I was sort of telling her a story about what I was going to do to her, but it was going a little long and my thoughts drifted for just a second, I thought of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song joke. So midway through my story I say "you put your hand on my cock, and when it comes near, the license plate says Fresh and there's dice in the mirror."

I laughed hysterically and didn't get laid.

That is definitely a gem. I'm glad it was quoted in the post before this one i would have otherwise missed it.

Since you guys are beginning to hate them heres moar Demotivational posters.

JeydaX · 11-29-2007, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frawdo

Oh yeah, no pics on this one, but it's related to this thread, a real life story.

Last night I was trying to initiate a little sexy time with my girlfriend. It was pretty late and she already almost half asleep but I was little horny and felt like giving it a try. So I start going through the seduction motions, tried a little back massage, moved onto a little tit/ass/vag rubbing. I could tell she wasn't really going to be putting out that night, but I tried one last thing.

I grabbed her hand, put it on my cock and started talking dirty to her. Not something I usually resort to, but whatever. She kind of perked up a little bit. Anyways, I was sort of telling her a story about what I was going to do to her, but it was going a little long and my thoughts drifted for just a second, I thought of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song joke. So midway through my story I say "you put your hand on my cock, and when it comes near, the license plate says Fresh and there's dice in the mirror."

I laughed hysterically and didn't get laid.

You're a true hero, son.

Lowk · 11-29-2007, 10:29 PM

pressanykey

Lowk · 11-29-2007, 10:32 PM

anykeypress

Lowk · 11-29-2007, 10:36 PM

trying to make up of the last page only containing minimal pics.....

LOL I USE DEFAULT FORUMS SETTINGS

Occido · 11-29-2007, 10:37 PM

Lowk · 11-29-2007, 10:41 PM

Probably reposts for 2 of the last 3

Ninajrr · 11-29-2007, 10:55 PM

that roleplay, omg, i am dying of laughter

Lowk · 11-29-2007, 11:15 PM

I am killing time until tonights prime time finishes downloading so heres some unfunniness

Antoine · 11-29-2007, 11:28 PM

diapointment, eh?

Alfari Keonigin · 11-29-2007, 11:39 PM

Some pages from a Warren Ellis comic. And one hilarious mistell.

Lowk · 11-29-2007, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antoine

diapointment, eh?

Oh wow i fucked that up. They need to include spell check to Paint.

Grimmlokk · 11-30-2007, 12:20 AM

Gotta give RoleplayerM points for the zombie rape line. A+ for effort=)

lendarios · 11-30-2007, 07:57 AM

it would have been funnier with the misspell.. =( sad times your edit.

Brossann · 11-30-2007, 09:52 AM

hahahaha what the fuck is that roleplay shit? thats funny stuff

11-29-2007, 10:29 PM	#15573 (permalink)
Lowk This is not a pipe. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,673	pressanykey Attached Images

11-29-2007, 10:32 PM	#15574 (permalink)
Lowk This is not a pipe. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,673	anykeypress Attached Images

11-29-2007, 10:36 PM	#15575 (permalink)
Lowk This is not a pipe. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,673	trying to make up of the last page only containing minimal pics..... LOL I USE DEFAULT FORUMS SETTINGS Attached Images

11-29-2007, 10:37 PM	#15576 (permalink)
Occido Don't get penisy Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains Posts: 2,852 -125 Internets	__________________ When a man isn't busy killing another, he spends the rest of his time killing what resembles himself the most.

11-29-2007, 10:41 PM	#15577 (permalink)
Lowk This is not a pipe. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,673	Probably reposts for 2 of the last 3 Attached Images

11-29-2007, 10:55 PM	#15578 (permalink)
Ninajrr meant to type ninjarr Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: CA Posts: 1,714 -11 Internets	that roleplay, omg, i am dying of laughter

11-29-2007, 11:15 PM	#15579 (permalink)
Lowk This is not a pipe. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,673	I am killing time until tonights prime time finishes downloading so heres some unfunniness Attached Images Last edited by Lowk; 11-29-2007 at 11:57 PM..

11-29-2007, 11:28 PM	#15580 (permalink)
Antoine Tells it like it is Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 918 -30 Internets	diapointment, eh? __________________ Antoinedruid - www.fhguild.net

11-29-2007, 11:39 PM	#15581 (permalink)
Alfari Keonigin Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 52 +1 Internets	Some pages from a Warren Ellis comic. And one hilarious mistell. Attached Images

11-30-2007, 12:20 AM	#15583 (permalink)
Grimmlokk The Clam before the Storm Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,071 +45 Internets	Gotta give RoleplayerM points for the zombie rape line. A+ for effort=) __________________ Hey man, I guess it's worth it if I can help one little white girl learn the difference between a black man and a refrigerator. - Walter

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