Morons of Norrath 8

Searyx · 03-05-2003, 02:16 PM

Let me sit down and tell you The Story of Gymme...

Personal Note: Druids can't charm giant spiders.

Soldier of Fortune 2 = FUN

Shadowrunner_01 · 03-05-2003, 03:24 PM

Y 4 u not buff me? So much h8...

No I'm not that jackball. It's people like that that make me glad that they raised the ignore list to 100 people.

Altanis · 03-05-2003, 05:52 PM

That's strange, I just had to deal with an a level 5 Shadowknight applicant wanting to join our guild. . . . .
What is it with newbie ogre shadowknights? All the mage newbs are at least semi-respectful.
--Altanis Blazewielder
60 Arch Mage
Povar Tarew Alliance

Goldenrod · 03-05-2003, 06:57 PM

I read half of that, realized it was just going to go on with "Your a n00b!" "Fuck U bitc i want cloro no pp, i'm not begger" so I stopped.

Heyo · 03-05-2003, 07:02 PM

Quote:

well Gymme, your not the dumbest person I've ever met, but damnit, your trying!

that was a good peice of arguin. Next time just say right off the bat, "Get the fuck away from me you filthy beggar!" Works every time for me. I guess im a dickhead......meh what can ya do?

Devo · 03-05-2003, 09:03 PM

odd... my twink Ogre shadownight is named Crabbe...

hrmm....

Loyang · 03-05-2003, 09:05 PM

lol
that was delicious.
=0

lub
Loy

Hephalump · 03-05-2003, 09:24 PM

the best line in that whole heap is easily:

Skitzoid tells auction:2, 'PC super gear?'

Catseye_Agate · 03-06-2003, 03:11 AM

Gymme makes baby jesus cry...

Bladefury · 03-06-2003, 03:31 AM

This one is more boring then anything.

Just to save some time, here's a previous quote from Furor, which I think still holds true, and always will.

Quote:

Reading a Searyx post
always keeps me grounded. I actually send people to read them as a form of punishment in my guild.

"This is what could happen to you if you continue being a dipshit. Do you want to be one of the depraved shitstains of Everquest? Do you want to be Searyx?"

99.999% efficacy.

When you pick on retards, does it make you feel less retarded? Everytime you post a "Morons of Norrath," you prove that the true moron is yourself.

At least you are smart enough to not waste my bandwidth in your pathetic attempt at cock swinging.

Minimoi Binimoi LFG · 03-06-2003, 05:00 AM

Why wouldnt you just cloro him? he asked nicely the first time. He only turned into a retard after you denied him.

kudos · 03-06-2003, 09:31 AM

Should have just chloro him instead of acting like a fucking tough guy.

Uber Uberest ~Rathe · 03-06-2003, 10:01 AM

Why did you have to be a cock, you know you were a n00bie once, you fucking loser.

Searyx · 03-06-2003, 11:25 AM

Do you guys buff everyone that sends you a tell? I'm certain when Furor gets a tell asking for a shrink, he immediately runs across the zone to go shrink the n00b.

Why I didn't buff the n00b.

1. I was busy doing other things.

2. He was nowhere in sight. He had just seen me in the zone by doing a /who all druid.

3. I don't like helping to create Karnors n00bs.

When I was a n00bie, I didn't yell at people who didn't buff me, accusing them of being goddamn stupid and telling them everyone hates them.

You fuckers must be tanks. You have no idea what it's like to have random retards sending you tells for buffs 24/7. Truth being, if the guy was in front of me, I probably would have buffed him.

Also, he's green, which means I have to use Chloro, which is hidden somewhere in my spellbook, so I'd have to use Blessing of Replenishment, so I'd have to group with him, and go through all the bullshit of "you're not going to port me are you? you sure you no port me i no like skyfire you sure sure sure???? If i accept you no port? word of honor?"

Friendliness gets you buffs. Being Gymme gets you killed.

Hikaru · 03-06-2003, 11:42 AM

All your other posts are good Searyx, but when it comes to this Morons of Norrath shit, you always make yourself look like such a dumbass.

03-05-2003, 02:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Searyx I'm still the master of Mistmoore, dammit! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 2,080 +2 Internets	Morons of Norrath 8 Let me sit down and tell you The Story of Gymme... Personal Note: Druids can't charm giant spiders. Soldier of Fortune 2 = FUN __________________ "“Education is the kindling of a flame, not the filling of a vessel.” --Socrates--

03-05-2003, 03:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Shadowrunner_01 Nothing to see here people. Move along. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 27 -1 Internets	Y 4 u not buff me? So much h8... No I'm not that jackball. It's people like that that make me glad that they raised the ignore list to 100 people. __________________ Seeing what you see not, Seeing what you will not, Seeing what you wish were never seen.

03-05-2003, 06:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Goldenrod Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Long Island, New York Posts: 110 -1 Internets	I read half of that, realized it was just going to go on with "Your a n00b!" "Fuck U bitc i want cloro no pp, i'm not begger" so I stopped. __________________ hay

03-05-2003, 09:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
Devo I'm a fucking moron Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 168 -1 Internets	odd... my twink Ogre shadownight is named Crabbe... hrmm.... __________________ "My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute." -Ayn Rand

03-05-2003, 09:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
Loyang Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 13 -1 Internets	lol lol that was delicious. =0 lub Loy

03-05-2003, 05:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Altanis Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2 +0 Internets	That's strange, I just had to deal with an a level 5 Shadowknight applicant wanting to join our guild. . . . . What is it with newbie ogre shadowknights? All the mage newbs are at least semi-respectful. --Altanis Blazewielder 60 Arch Mage Povar Tarew Alliance

03-05-2003, 09:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
Hephalump Registered Loser Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: on the borderline Posts: 56 -1 Internets	the best line in that whole heap is easily: Skitzoid tells auction:2, 'PC super gear?' __________________ "The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth."

03-06-2003, 03:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
Catseye_Agate Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 36 -1 Internets	Gymme makes baby jesus cry...

03-06-2003, 05:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
Minimoi Binimoi LFG Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 325 +0 Internets	Why wouldnt you just cloro him? he asked nicely the first time. He only turned into a retard after you denied him.

03-06-2003, 09:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
kudos Y HELO THAR!!1 Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,417 -6 Internets	Should have just chloro him instead of acting like a fucking tough guy.

03-06-2003, 10:01 AM	#13 (permalink)
Uber Uberest ~Rathe Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 1,710 +0 Internets	Why did you have to be a cock, you know you were a n00bie once, you fucking loser.

03-06-2003, 11:25 AM	#14 (permalink)
Searyx I'm still the master of Mistmoore, dammit! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 2,080 +2 Internets	Do you guys buff everyone that sends you a tell? I'm certain when Furor gets a tell asking for a shrink, he immediately runs across the zone to go shrink the n00b. Why I didn't buff the n00b. 1. I was busy doing other things. 2. He was nowhere in sight. He had just seen me in the zone by doing a /who all druid. 3. I don't like helping to create Karnors n00bs. When I was a n00bie, I didn't yell at people who didn't buff me, accusing them of being goddamn stupid and telling them everyone hates them. You fuckers must be tanks. You have no idea what it's like to have random retards sending you tells for buffs 24/7. Truth being, if the guy was in front of me, I probably would have buffed him. Also, he's green, which means I have to use Chloro, which is hidden somewhere in my spellbook, so I'd have to use Blessing of Replenishment, so I'd have to group with him, and go through all the bullshit of "you're not going to port me are you? you sure you no port me i no like skyfire you sure sure sure???? If i accept you no port? word of honor?" Friendliness gets you buffs. Being Gymme gets you killed. __________________ "“Education is the kindling of a flame, not the filling of a vessel.” --Socrates--

03-06-2003, 11:42 AM	#15 (permalink)
Hikaru I love pajama pants Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 287 -1 Internets	All your other posts are good Searyx, but when it comes to this Morons of Norrath shit, you always make yourself look like such a dumbass.

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