Crazy Neighbor-- need advice - Page 7

DisgruntledOrangatang · 03-17-2007, 03:47 PM

Nono whoever said it first I think is right. SHE wants to bang you. She takes note that it's really bad WHEN YOUR WIFE IS GONE. This is (she hopes) a ruse for you to invite her into your apartment during those times so she can 'see if the vibrations are in fact coming from your apartment'. Once she is in the room and you close the door just watch she'll try and seduce you.

Then she'll cut off your penis with her ball point pen, because she really is crazy. If you bang her make sure she is entirely naked and nothing is being hidden in her anus or vagina.

Go Outside · 03-17-2007, 04:09 PM

Sounds like she might have Tinnitus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Sometimes electronics give me a buzzing headache, like TV's when left on static. She could be tuned into the frequency but most likely she's just a bitch who needs to complain.

Dom Devore · 03-17-2007, 06:53 PM

You posted some E-mail conversations you had with her, which means this crazed bitch has to have her own PC. If her own system doesn't bother her when it's 2 feet in front of her, like fuck yours would when it's separated by a ceiling/floor and is 40 feet away from her sleeping area.

I would tell her that you have tried all that you could and that you don't believe her, and if she keeps up the bullshit, you'll contact the police and put her up for harassment charges.

Must be one hell of an apartment considering how much bullshit you're willing to put up with to have it.

MrGraham · 03-19-2007, 05:48 AM

well good god man, spill it, did she pick up vibrations from your cell phone last night or what?

Menoman · 03-19-2007, 11:47 AM

Need closure here plsktks

stehle · 03-19-2007, 06:54 PM

Sorry, I didn't mean to leave everyone hanging...

Unfortunately there is nothing to share yet. I believe she is spending some time at home (TX) so I haven't had to put up with her for a few days now.

BTW, thanks for the link to frozencpu. I purchased a new thermaltake cpu cooler, 3 quiet 80mm fans and anti-vibration mounts for the fans / psu.

I should have everything installed by Wednesday--which should be just in time for return home (I'm guessing she will be back then unless she spending an inordinate amount of time in TX to get some sleep).

/edit: I didn't buy all those things above, my LL did. I wonder if I could convince him this new Dell 22" flatscreen is quieter than my old 19" flatscreen...

Drajakur · 03-19-2007, 08:22 PM

It's probably a bit weird how many of us are hanging on some kind of finality lol...but that's the boards for ya! When she comes home let us know what happens! My wife's opinion: 'She needs her pussy filled'.

lol.

D

... · 03-20-2007, 07:45 AM

it's a bit odd that I'm more eager to hear about this on the FoH board than i am about most morepig talk

Kiely · 03-20-2007, 08:51 AM

Is possible; I got a new HDD (7200rpm maxtor) and it was giving low frequency vibrations, kinda pulsating in rhythm. My Mum would be unable to get back to sleep if she ever woke up at 2am and I was doing a late nighter, ever since I got the hdd. I kinda notice it too when I'm the floor underneath it but it requires total silence...

MrGraham · 03-22-2007, 05:52 AM

oh god i need to know the next episode in this reality show about the insane neighbor

stehle · 03-22-2007, 06:41 PM

The Crazy Neighbor still is not home yet.

If silencing my computer (4 new low dba fans + silicon gaskets) then I think my wife and I have a different approach. Of course, we may do it anyway--even if the new changes do work.

We will sign up for BabyGap and Pottery Barn for Kids and "accidently" change the address from our number to her number. This should "plant the seed" and make her very paranoid for two reasons. Firstly the only unoccupied room is directly below her and secondly children (especially babies) don't come with a mute button....

stehle · 03-22-2007, 06:47 PM

To keep this thread entertaining...(although this is one of her more lucid e-mails).

Quote:

-----Original Message-----
From: The Crazy Neighbor
Sent: Wednesday, February 07, 2007 5:13 PM
To: [Me]
Subject: sound/vibration

Hi [Me],

Something that seems to be coming from your office is keeping me
awake again. This has been happening for quite some time, months and
months, actually, (my fault for not bringing it up before now,) and
I've been losing at least 1 1/2 to 2 hours of sleep a night. I'm a
walking zombie, and can barely put two words together, and both my
work and my health are suffering.

Would you please check your sub woofer, to see if it's coming on,
even though you've got the sound turned off? Or perhaps some other
piece of equipment is putting out vibrations. I've asked a lot of
engineers and a consensus seems to be that it could be the sub woofer
putting out sub aural sound, and/or vibrations. I don't hear
anything, but I do feel vibrations that are very uncomfortable, but
only when you seem to be in the office. This does not happen to me
any other time or place, i.e., Houston, or hotels, or when you're not
home, so I conclude it must have something to do with your gaming
system.

Please check it out and let me know what you discover, as I simply
cannot go on losing sleep.

Thanks,

The Crazy Neighbor

No speakers or anything inside the computer room-- she made me get rid of those in 2006.

I'm trying to find my e-mail archieves from 2005 and 2006; there are some gems in there...

... · 03-22-2007, 07:49 PM

she's got that book to write man!

Everlast · 03-22-2007, 08:21 PM

Holy fucking shit dude! You better watch out, you don't want her taking an axe to your bathroom door. It sounds to me like she is a hypochondriac that is focusing all of her energy on this vibration, or she is writing a book about how to get rid of your neighbors.

Taranatar · 03-22-2007, 08:35 PM

OK based on the continued emails and replies, it sounds like you've been far past bending over backwards for this woman. If the next thing doesn't fix it, tell her she needs to move. It's ridiculous to have to change the way you live just due to the fact that someone is abnormally sensitive to retarded stuff.

03-17-2007, 03:47 PM	#91 (permalink)
DisgruntledOrangatang Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 899	Nono whoever said it first I think is right. SHE wants to bang you. She takes note that it's really bad WHEN YOUR WIFE IS GONE. This is (she hopes) a ruse for you to invite her into your apartment during those times so she can 'see if the vibrations are in fact coming from your apartment'. Once she is in the room and you close the door just watch she'll try and seduce you. Then she'll cut off your penis with her ball point pen, because she really is crazy. If you bang her make sure she is entirely naked and nothing is being hidden in her anus or vagina. __________________ "Talk all you want, but when I say I'm going to kill you, there's nothing you can do but die"

03-17-2007, 06:53 PM	#93 (permalink)
Dom Devore Happy Trees! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Midkemia Posts: 590	You posted some E-mail conversations you had with her, which means this crazed bitch has to have her own PC. If her own system doesn't bother her when it's 2 feet in front of her, like fuck yours would when it's separated by a ceiling/floor and is 40 feet away from her sleeping area. I would tell her that you have tried all that you could and that you don't believe her, and if she keeps up the bullshit, you'll contact the police and put her up for harassment charges. Must be one hell of an apartment considering how much bullshit you're willing to put up with to have it. __________________ Don't these talking Monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around?

03-19-2007, 11:47 AM	#95 (permalink)
Menoman Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 200 +5 Internets	Need closure here plsktks __________________ 60 Shaman, Menolithoro

03-19-2007, 06:54 PM	#96 (permalink)
stehle Got crazy neighbor? Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: boston Posts: 330 +1 Internets	Sorry, I didn't mean to leave everyone hanging... Unfortunately there is nothing to share yet. I believe she is spending some time at home (TX) so I haven't had to put up with her for a few days now. BTW, thanks for the link to frozencpu. I purchased a new thermaltake cpu cooler, 3 quiet 80mm fans and anti-vibration mounts for the fans / psu. I should have everything installed by Wednesday--which should be just in time for return home (I'm guessing she will be back then unless she spending an inordinate amount of time in TX to get some sleep). /edit: I didn't buy all those things above, my LL did. I wonder if I could convince him this new Dell 22" flatscreen is quieter than my old 19" flatscreen... __________________ Making sane neighbors crazy since 2004.

03-20-2007, 07:45 AM	#98 (permalink)
... Avatar won't work. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: ... Posts: 1,806 -1 Internets	it's a bit odd that I'm more eager to hear about this on the FoH board than i am about most morepig talk __________________ Eve Guides

03-17-2007, 04:09 PM	#92 (permalink)
Go Outside Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 84 +0 Internets	Sounds like she might have Tinnitus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Sometimes electronics give me a buzzing headache, like TV's when left on static. She could be tuned into the frequency but most likely she's just a bitch who needs to complain.

03-19-2007, 05:48 AM	#94 (permalink)
MrGraham Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 988 +2 Internets	well good god man, spill it, did she pick up vibrations from your cell phone last night or what?

03-19-2007, 08:22 PM	#97 (permalink)
Drajakur I have a competition in me. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In the clinch. Posts: 667	It's probably a bit weird how many of us are hanging on some kind of finality lol...but that's the boards for ya! When she comes home let us know what happens! My wife's opinion: 'She needs her pussy filled'. lol. D

03-20-2007, 08:51 AM	#99 (permalink)
Kiely He who dares, wins Rodders. Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,097 +2 Internets	Is possible; I got a new HDD (7200rpm maxtor) and it was giving low frequency vibrations, kinda pulsating in rhythm. My Mum would be unable to get back to sleep if she ever woke up at 2am and I was doing a late nighter, ever since I got the hdd. I kinda notice it too when I'm the floor underneath it but it requires total silence... __________________ Ban deep thought.

03-22-2007, 05:52 AM	#100 (permalink)
MrGraham Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 988 +2 Internets	oh god i need to know the next episode in this reality show about the insane neighbor

03-22-2007, 06:41 PM	#101 (permalink)
stehle Got crazy neighbor? Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: boston Posts: 330 +1 Internets	The Crazy Neighbor still is not home yet. If silencing my computer (4 new low dba fans + silicon gaskets) then I think my wife and I have a different approach. Of course, we may do it anyway--even if the new changes do work. We will sign up for BabyGap and Pottery Barn for Kids and "accidently" change the address from our number to her number. This should "plant the seed" and make her very paranoid for two reasons. Firstly the only unoccupied room is directly below her and secondly children (especially babies) don't come with a mute button.... __________________ Making sane neighbors crazy since 2004.

03-22-2007, 07:49 PM	#103 (permalink)
... Avatar won't work. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: ... Posts: 1,806 -1 Internets	she's got that book to write man! __________________ Eve Guides

03-22-2007, 08:21 PM	#104 (permalink)
Everlast Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 881 +1 Internets	Holy fucking shit dude! You better watch out, you don't want her taking an axe to your bathroom door. It sounds to me like she is a hypochondriac that is focusing all of her energy on this vibration, or she is writing a book about how to get rid of your neighbors.

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