Crazy Neighbor-- need advice - Page 20

Blumpster · 05-10-2007, 09:39 PM

Well this is fucking lame as shit.

I mean, I'm happy for you, but I wanted her to start violently masturbating outside your door with a broken beer bottle or something.

Agonizing · 05-11-2007, 06:18 PM

Me and my girlfriend are happy for you also but at same time watching this epic thread we want you to randomly beat on your ceiling till she loses her mind and attacks anything that has the slightest vibration like an attack dog.

Everlast · 05-11-2007, 07:05 PM

Start bitching about her AC keeping you awake. I need entertainment!

stehle · 05-11-2007, 07:14 PM

I can't make any promises, but my wife's 30th birthday is tomorrow. We have about 20 people coming over around 5pm for beer, burgers, more beer, hot dogs, and martinis. I doubt anythign will come from it, but who knows.

I was expecting all of this drama to end in a huge confrontation where she was kicked from her apartment. I can imagine her packing things in her car while she was yelling at me while I hopped in my car smiling as I drove to work.

c'est la vie

Kaige · 05-25-2007, 02:26 PM

Almost went two weeks without a post. wtf

Gigfc · 05-25-2007, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stehle

I can't make any promises, but my wife's 30th birthday is tomorrow. We have about 20 people coming over around 5pm for beer, burgers, more beer, hot dogs, and martinis. I doubt anythign will come from it, but who knows.

I was expecting all of this drama to end in a huge confrontation where she was kicked from her apartment. I can imagine her packing things in her car while she was yelling at me while I hopped in my car smiling as I drove to work.

c'est la vie

Yea, tell us how this went.

Hathe · 05-25-2007, 07:47 PM

Stehle killed by crazy neighbor? OH FUCK!

stehle · 05-27-2007, 03:03 PM

I'm not dead, honest! Nothing went on for the past 10 days because I finally went on my honeymoon to France (only 3 years after the actual date).

I did have a nice and cheery voice-mail from the crazy-neighbor saying she put a package of ours inside the door (which she did). Maybe she has "turned a corner" so-to-speak because she realizes she will lose this battle. Either that or her dual air-conditioners are creating more vibrations than the sex chair...

Hathe · 05-27-2007, 03:45 PM

Wrong answer, someone was supposed to die.

Congrats on the honeymoon!

Joelage_mcduffbot · 05-27-2007, 05:47 PM

Whatever she put there is poisoned. She got the air conditioner to combat the death stench after you and your wife's vibro-instanity has stopped and you begin to decompose.

But seriously, try and get a 3-way and one of those vibrating beds with a whole bunch of vibrators on a hardwood floor underneath the bed for good measure.

stehle · 05-29-2007, 07:05 AM

/cue theme music from "Rocky"

We Won! We Won!

The crazy neighbor is leaving at the end of June!

Sithro · 05-29-2007, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stehle

/cue theme music from "Rocky"

We Won! We Won!

The crazy neighbor is leaving at the end of June!

\o/

WIN!

Why is she leaving, though?

Thorpe · 05-29-2007, 08:02 AM

You should throw a party the night before she is suppose to leave.

PatrickStar · 05-29-2007, 09:24 AM

No no...

Construct the vibrating sex chair. Then before she leaves you show it to her and say, "teehee, but no one will ever believe you!"

Leid · 05-29-2007, 10:44 AM

What happens now when the vibration follows her throughout her life?

05-11-2007, 07:14 PM	#289 (permalink)
stehle Got crazy neighbor? Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: boston Posts: 328 +1 Internets	I can't make any promises, but my wife's 30th birthday is tomorrow. We have about 20 people coming over around 5pm for beer, burgers, more beer, hot dogs, and martinis. I doubt anythign will come from it, but who knows. I was expecting all of this drama to end in a huge confrontation where she was kicked from her apartment. I can imagine her packing things in her car while she was yelling at me while I hopped in my car smiling as I drove to work. c'est la vie __________________ Making sane neighbors crazy since 2004.

05-25-2007, 02:26 PM	#290 (permalink)
Kaige The Diet Coke of Evil Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 825	Almost went two weeks without a post. wtf __________________ Kaige Diplomacy: The ability to tell someone to go to Hell so that they'll look forward to making the trip.

05-27-2007, 03:03 PM	#293 (permalink)
stehle Got crazy neighbor? Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: boston Posts: 328 +1 Internets	I'm not dead, honest! Nothing went on for the past 10 days because I finally went on my honeymoon to France (only 3 years after the actual date). I did have a nice and cheery voice-mail from the crazy-neighbor saying she put a package of ours inside the door (which she did). Maybe she has "turned a corner" so-to-speak because she realizes she will lose this battle. Either that or her dual air-conditioners are creating more vibrations than the sex chair... __________________ Making sane neighbors crazy since 2004.

05-27-2007, 05:47 PM	#295 (permalink)
Joelage_mcduffbot Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: melbourne Posts: 246 +3 Internets	Whatever she put there is poisoned. She got the air conditioner to combat the death stench after you and your wife's vibro-instanity has stopped and you begin to decompose. But seriously, try and get a 3-way and one of those vibrating beds with a whole bunch of vibrators on a hardwood floor underneath the bed for good measure. __________________ Arse off.

05-29-2007, 07:05 AM	#296 (permalink)
stehle Got crazy neighbor? Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: boston Posts: 328 +1 Internets	/cue theme music from "Rocky" We Won! We Won! The crazy neighbor is leaving at the end of June! __________________ Making sane neighbors crazy since 2004.

05-10-2007, 09:39 PM	#286 (permalink)
Blumpster . Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 1,594 -2 Internets	Well this is fucking lame as shit. I mean, I'm happy for you, but I wanted her to start violently masturbating outside your door with a broken beer bottle or something.

05-11-2007, 06:18 PM	#287 (permalink)
Agonizing Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 134 -3 Internets	Me and my girlfriend are happy for you also but at same time watching this epic thread we want you to randomly beat on your ceiling till she loses her mind and attacks anything that has the slightest vibration like an attack dog.

05-11-2007, 07:05 PM	#288 (permalink)
Everlast Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 862 +2 Internets	Start bitching about her AC keeping you awake. I need entertainment!

05-29-2007, 09:24 AM	#299 (permalink)
PatrickStar Spongebob is my bitch Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 750 -2 Internets	No no... Construct the vibrating sex chair. Then before she leaves you show it to her and say, "teehee, but no one will ever believe you!" __________________ Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected! Infracells up! Mega thrusters are go! LET'S GO VOLTRON FORCE!

05-29-2007, 10:44 AM	#300 (permalink)
Leid Hey now! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 220 -1 Internets	What happens now when the vibration follows her throughout her life?

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