Crazy Neighbor-- need advice

[MrGraham]

How long do we need to wait before sending a rescue / alien terminating squad to Stehle?

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Purge the Xenos!

[Taranatar]

Originally Posted by MrGraham

How long do we need to wait before sending a rescue / alien terminating squad to Stehle?

Heh, MIB.

[Drajakur]

Originally Posted by ashatumar

This story needs a Twilight Zone ending... like he wakes up and realizes he is a single, unemployed/unpublished writer who is kept up everynight by a vibrarting noise from his upstairs neighbor.

Who wants to take this Hitchcock ending? Someone else grab the Kubrick ending.

I'm going with the obvious option:

CrazyHag decides one night that she has just had enough, steals down into the hallway and ambushes Stehle, murdering him most hideously. Buries his body deep in the back yard...and is thereafter kept awake by the soft thud-thud-thud of Stehle's still-beating heart!

Thanks Poe.

[Roxy]

update plz

[stehle]

eerily quiet...

We haven't seen (or heard) the crazy neighbor for over a week now. I don't know where she went but the LL seems to think she is probably with her father in TX.

One wierd thing though. We know she isn't home (because there is no sound from upstairs) but two nights ago we saw a light on inside the apartment. It wasn't a light which was obvious from the outside-- you had to be at a certain angle to peer in past her second story front porch, through the door to an interior room. We have never noticed this light before.

The crazy neighbor has commented that she puts her lights on timers when she is gone, but it seemed strange that she would put an interior light on a timer that no one could actually see from the outside unless they were in a specific location. I will check tonight to see if the light is still on.

And to pre-empt the other questions-- there is no funny smell coming from upstairs (as of yet).

[masteen]

Crazy bitch probably has every, single light in the entire house on a random timer. Wonder if those were the source of the inlollerable vibrations...

p.s. If she sleeps so well when she's back in Texas, WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE KEEP LEAVING? The only thing I can come up with is that her dad knows that she's crazy, and that eventually someone would invoke Texas' coolest law, the Needful Killin' Statute.

[Kaige]

She'll probably be less uptight and sleep better after getting fucked in the ass by her father a few times. Probably why she goes.


Timers? Ummm vibration central. Especially if they're old ones. Some of those cheap plastic ones you plug into the wall can even make noise. My grandmother had some of them she'd had for years, and some of them would vibrate in the socket so much, you could hear them.


You should just tell her the vibrations are coming from her own skin. Its rebelling against her. The only way to deal with rebellious skin is by tearing it off. The next one that grows in may be more cooperative.

[Eduardo]

Originally Posted by Kaige

Timers? Ummm vibration central. Especially if they're old ones.

Worthy point. Have you talked to her about her timers and how you can hear them through the ceiling? How many of them does she use? What other sources of vibration can be found in her apartment? (haha I know what some of you are thinking.)

[ashatumar]

Take advantage and do the grease on mirrors prank while she's out. You know, she showers, and gets out, and it says "Get out" on her bathroom mirror.

[Khorum]

Dude 2 weeks in texas is a perfect alibi. I bet she's across the street dressed up as a bum with a sniping rifle tucked in her grocery cart waiting for the perfect time to take you out!

[Everlast]

Please put a dildo in her mattress while she is gone, and find a way to turn it on with a wireless control. Then during the next double blind test, turn that bitch on and lol at the results.

[Kaige]

This calls for a great Fight Club quote:


Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]

[Deathwing]

I read the book a little while back, and there were a couple scenes I can't figure out why they left out. From a money standpoint, why wouldn't you want to show the first scene where Tyler and Narrator met?

[James]

Originally Posted by Kaige

This calls for a great Fight Club quote:


Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]

Creepy. I haven't seen this movie in like 3 years and I was quoting this exact part to one of my friends the other day.