Crazy Neighbor-- need advice - Page 14

AladainAF · 04-09-2007, 08:42 PM

I just discovered this thread.

This is truly epic drama. I will return daily to observe the progress.

And I agree, you should run a scientific experiment.

Tuco · 04-09-2007, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James

Honestly there's no reason at this point not to drop a fat shit on her doorway. I wouldn't take this shit man, I'd roll up to her apartment and open up with some downright disgusting ass shit if she pulled this on me. Fuck with me, will you bitch? No sir, I don't think so. I think I'll fuck your dog and use him in my next hamburger cookout, bitch. You'll start hearing some SERIOUS vibes then as I pound his ass through the wall to the tune the Beach Boys' Good Vibrations set on MAX VOLUME with the sound fucking turbo button enabled, bitch. We're talking warp speed fucking that will shake the foundations of the very building you reside in. How about those vibrations, bitch.

Honestly, who the FUCK does she think she is.

Haha, it looks like the president of men's warehouse has access to James' account.

stehle · 04-10-2007, 10:33 AM

I still don't quite belive this, but upon landing back in Boston today I had a voicemail from my LL. I gave him a call to get the latest update on the crazy neighbor...

Last week we performed an indepently verified test to try to track down the vibrations. After going through every appliance, we could not find a single combination where any vibrations were created that were detected upstairs by either the crazy neighbor, the LL, or the independent observer.

You may remember that the LL called me immidiately after they left because the crazy neighbor was convinced we were moving something back into the apartment--something we had hidden to essentially rig the test.

The LL told me today what the crazy neighbor through the "object" was: A sex chair.

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life.

We obviously don't own one. Even IF we did, I find it hard to believe anyone could possibly use such an item from 8 pm - midnight, 7 nights a week.

This is basically the last straw. We are being harassed and we are no longer going to walk to eggshells in the attempts of being a "good neighbor". I'm writing a letter to the LL to explain that this needs to stop now. Once I have it completed, I'll post for some more creative editing.

Leid · 04-10-2007, 10:37 AM

"It has to be a sex chair. You must turn it over to me right now for further examination!"

Vatoreus · 04-10-2007, 10:46 AM

wtf is a sex chair? One of those saddle things w/ a dildo attached?

Krawii · 04-10-2007, 10:52 AM

a sex chair could be a variety of things

but im assuming the crazy lady was implying some sort of vibrating sex chair

ala a sybian or something of that sort

but really im sure the sex industry has created about 10,000 different kinds "sex chairs" at least a third of which vibrate

on another note this thread is hilarious and if i knew i wouldnt get kicked out i would buy some sort of sex chair and have the loudest sex possible right under where she sleeps

Zuuljin · 04-10-2007, 10:57 AM

I'm really pretty curious as to what her deal is. Try this. Set up one night where she will call you when she feels the vibrating. When she says she feels it, start turning off stuff one by one until she tells you its gone. Have the LL with YOU just to make sure your not moving your sex chair in and out of the room (LOL) and he can verify your not doing anything wrong. If after going through your entire appartment and nothing is causing it, your off the hook, verified by the LL.

I know everyone is telling you not to put up with this, but I think you should drag it out, for hilarities sake. This is gold!

Malakriss · 04-10-2007, 10:59 AM

All hail the Ghost Sybian, guardian of the apartment, tormenter of the insane

Kugbok_Fennin · 04-10-2007, 11:26 AM

Wait a minute....

So now were on the subject of sex. Who was it that said all she wants to do is have sex with you? That is why she is doing all of this.

Now she writes the LL about a possible "sex chair"!

Holy Foreshadowing Shit!

James · 04-10-2007, 11:39 AM

Should fly a plane into her apartment and then cover it up and make it look like the evil terrorists did it because no one in the 500 million bajillion man crew it would take to pull it off would ever leak any portion of the cover up to anyone anywhere. Fly one into her mom's house too, for misdirection.

Drajakur · 04-10-2007, 11:42 AM

What a crazy coot! Sex chair...lol. You sick fuck. That is funny as hell. What a headcase. As if we didn't have enough proof that she want's to job you...

Keep up the good work!

Everlast · 04-10-2007, 12:03 PM

Dude I bet the lonely bitch leaves her dildo on every night after she is done!

Soygen · 04-10-2007, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malakriss

All hail the Ghost Sybian, guardian of the apartment, tormenter of the insane

Haha.

Tabris · 04-10-2007, 01:42 PM

This woman wants you to take her on a trip to poundtown.

What the hell does she do when you're banging out your wife?

Sex chair, ridiculous.

Vatoreus · 04-10-2007, 01:43 PM

As said earlier, we need a pic of this broad. Camera phone go!

04-10-2007, 10:33 AM	#198 (permalink)
stehle Got crazy neighbor? Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: boston Posts: 321 -1 Internets	I still don't quite belive this, but upon landing back in Boston today I had a voicemail from my LL. I gave him a call to get the latest update on the crazy neighbor... Last week we performed an indepently verified test to try to track down the vibrations. After going through every appliance, we could not find a single combination where any vibrations were created that were detected upstairs by either the crazy neighbor, the LL, or the independent observer. You may remember that the LL called me immidiately after they left because the crazy neighbor was convinced we were moving something back into the apartment--something we had hidden to essentially rig the test. The LL told me today what the crazy neighbor through the "object" was: A sex chair. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life. We obviously don't own one. Even IF we did, I find it hard to believe anyone could possibly use such an item from 8 pm - midnight, 7 nights a week. This is basically the last straw. We are being harassed and we are no longer going to walk to eggshells in the attempts of being a "good neighbor". I'm writing a letter to the LL to explain that this needs to stop now. Once I have it completed, I'll post for some more creative editing. __________________ Making sane neighbors crazy since 2004.

04-10-2007, 10:59 AM	#203 (permalink)
Malakriss Your lack of intelligence is an insult to humanity. Get a fucking clue Join Date: May 2002 Location: Obviousville Posts: 2,366	All hail the Ghost Sybian, guardian of the apartment, tormenter of the insane __________________ McCain can't beat pre-convention numbers, Obama leads by 4

04-10-2007, 11:26 AM	#204 (permalink)
Kugbok_Fennin Iran didn't do it! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Orange County, CA "Margaritaville" Posts: 857 -28 Internets	Wait a minute.... So now were on the subject of sex. Who was it that said all she wants to do is have sex with you? That is why she is doing all of this. Now she writes the LL about a possible "sex chair"! Holy Foreshadowing Shit! __________________ Kugbok -Tichondrius "Imagination is sometimes more important than knowledge..." Eckolaker's MySpace

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04-09-2007, 08:42 PM	#196 (permalink)
AladainAF Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,716	I just discovered this thread. This is truly epic drama. I will return daily to observe the progress. And I agree, you should run a scientific experiment.

04-10-2007, 10:37 AM	#199 (permalink)
Leid Hey now! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 213 -2 Internets	"It has to be a sex chair. You must turn it over to me right now for further examination!"

04-10-2007, 10:46 AM	#200 (permalink)
Vatoreus WAAAAAAAGH! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Aviano, Italy Posts: 3,113 -4 Internets	wtf is a sex chair? One of those saddle things w/ a dildo attached?

04-10-2007, 10:52 AM	#201 (permalink)
Krawii Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5 +0 Internets	a sex chair could be a variety of things but im assuming the crazy lady was implying some sort of vibrating sex chair ala a sybian or something of that sort but really im sure the sex industry has created about 10,000 different kinds "sex chairs" at least a third of which vibrate on another note this thread is hilarious and if i knew i wouldnt get kicked out i would buy some sort of sex chair and have the loudest sex possible right under where she sleeps

04-10-2007, 10:57 AM	#202 (permalink)
Zuuljin So there's this plane on a treadmill... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,906 +2 Internets	I'm really pretty curious as to what her deal is. Try this. Set up one night where she will call you when she feels the vibrating. When she says she feels it, start turning off stuff one by one until she tells you its gone. Have the LL with YOU just to make sure your not moving your sex chair in and out of the room (LOL) and he can verify your not doing anything wrong. If after going through your entire appartment and nothing is causing it, your off the hook, verified by the LL. I know everyone is telling you not to put up with this, but I think you should drag it out, for hilarities sake. This is gold!

04-10-2007, 11:42 AM	#206 (permalink)
Drajakur I have a competition in me. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In the clinch. Posts: 605	What a crazy coot! Sex chair...lol. You sick fuck. That is funny as hell. What a headcase. As if we didn't have enough proof that she want's to job you... Keep up the good work!

04-10-2007, 12:03 PM	#207 (permalink)
Everlast Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 850 +2 Internets	Dude I bet the lonely bitch leaves her dildo on every night after she is done!

04-10-2007, 01:42 PM	#209 (permalink)
Tabris Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,379 -3 Internets	This woman wants you to take her on a trip to poundtown. What the hell does she do when you're banging out your wife? Sex chair, ridiculous.

04-10-2007, 01:43 PM	#210 (permalink)
Vatoreus WAAAAAAAGH! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Aviano, Italy Posts: 3,113 -4 Internets	As said earlier, we need a pic of this broad. Camera phone go!