Crazy Neighbor-- need advice - Page 13

dechire · 04-06-2007, 12:46 PM

that bitch is batshiatcrazy for realz.

stehle · 04-08-2007, 09:22 PM

Quote:

----- Original Message -----
From: the crazy neighbor
To: LL
Sent: Sunday, April 08, 2007 2:54 PM
Subject: Easter Sunday afternoon

Hello LL,

I'm being treated to an Easter Sunday Vibra-thon. Whatever it is
that was off when you were here, is now on. It's not to the level it
once was, but it's constant and it's irritating and it's annoying,
and it makes spending a peaceful Easter Sunday afternoon impossible.
I can't even sit on the couch comfortably to watch a movie. Don't
get me wrong, I'm not being bounced off the couch. Like I said, it's
a low level, but it's constant.

I hope we can solve, and resolve, this asap.

the crazy neighbor

My wife was messing with iTunes and I was conquering the world in Supreme Commander. We both had our speakers on, but they aren't exactly top of the line (nor playing very loudly) because they are computer speakers.

Moontayle · 04-08-2007, 09:33 PM

I think we can narrow it down to iTunes because that's what Bill Gates would imply.

Tuco · 04-08-2007, 11:08 PM

Tell her that the reason she's a failed author is because of her overuse of commas.

Javvo · 04-08-2007, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuco

Tell her that the reason she's a failed author is because of her overuse of commas.

Was thinking the same thing. She's too fucking stressed out. Tell her to go out and have a fucking drink and buy a male-prostitute or some shit.

Ham's into that sort of thing, tell her to look him up.

Necrath Evilcraft · 04-09-2007, 12:06 AM

Can we start a collection to persuade you to "leak" her email? That's is the only way this can end and we all know it!

Celebrindal · 04-09-2007, 07:23 AM

You don't want her to try and bring up charges of harrassment. I would stop letting her get away with her constant complaining.

Either run a real scientific experiment to gauge the vibrating frequencies, and tell whether if there is something going on. Then if it turns out to be some sort of low frequency vibration happening, run a test on her to see whether she can feel it.

If not, then she needs to seek mental help. Or you could just bypass that and tell her she needs to seek professional help before you seek legal help. Soon, I'd bring up charges of harassment and get a restraining order.

Samflam · 04-09-2007, 07:45 AM

She's bitching about you using your computer on a Sunday afternoon?
Off with her head

Dethfang · 04-09-2007, 10:13 AM

Sundays are for church... and scouring the yard for plastic eggs full of candy.

James · 04-09-2007, 11:03 AM

Honestly there's no reason at this point not to drop a fat shit on her doorway. I wouldn't take this shit man, I'd roll up to her apartment and open up with some downright disgusting ass shit if she pulled this on me. Fuck with me, will you bitch? No sir, I don't think so. I think I'll fuck your dog and use him in my next hamburger cookout, bitch. You'll start hearing some SERIOUS vibes then as I pound his ass through the wall to the tune the Beach Boys' Good Vibrations set on MAX VOLUME with the sound fucking turbo button enabled, bitch. We're talking warp speed fucking that will shake the foundations of the very building you reside in. How about those vibrations, bitch.

Honestly, who the FUCK does she think she is.

Leid · 04-09-2007, 04:20 PM

This is a really shitty plotline for a novel.

kcxiv · 04-09-2007, 04:34 PM

I have slept with my computer on for the last 3 years or so. One day i turned it off, and it was wierd sleeping without the humming of the fans. lol It didnt keep me awake or anything, it was just different.

Anyways, that bitch is trippen thats for damn sure.

DickTrickle · 04-09-2007, 04:37 PM

I think we need to know why you continue to put up with this and haven't done something on the offensive (harasshment complaint, telling her to leave you alone, sticking your dick in her head, etc).

boozebagbeefhole · 04-09-2007, 05:03 PM

long time reader first time poster

1. call the mythbusters and see if they will do an episode on that shit
2. Teach this twat a lesson and do what my friend in LA did to his shitty neighbors. Go get a few of the cheapests subwoffers you can find and attach them to the ceiling then turn them on and play dance music of some sort so they get constant bass for a while.
3. Leave your cars there and go to a friends house turn everything off make sure she doesnt see you leave. then she if she bitches.

Rotanee · 04-09-2007, 06:14 PM

Kari Byron in PJ's trying to get vibrated. I am all over that MythBuster's episode.

04-08-2007, 09:33 PM	#183 (permalink)
Moontayle Romo is a manwhore Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 2,952	I think we can narrow it down to iTunes because that's what Bill Gates would imply. __________________

04-08-2007, 11:08 PM	#184 (permalink)
Tuco Santa Join Date: May 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 8,834 +24 Internets	Tell her that the reason she's a failed author is because of her overuse of commas. __________________

04-09-2007, 07:23 AM	#187 (permalink)
Celebrindal Spoon! Join Date: May 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 1,481 +39 Internets	You don't want her to try and bring up charges of harrassment. I would stop letting her get away with her constant complaining. Either run a real scientific experiment to gauge the vibrating frequencies, and tell whether if there is something going on. Then if it turns out to be some sort of low frequency vibration happening, run a test on her to see whether she can feel it. If not, then she needs to seek mental help. Or you could just bypass that and tell her she needs to seek professional help before you seek legal help. Soon, I'd bring up charges of harassment and get a restraining order. __________________ Join the FoH Rosetta@Home team & check out the Science Video Thread.

04-09-2007, 04:34 PM	#192 (permalink)
kcxiv Manny, Manny, Manny Join Date: May 2002 Location: Central Valley, Cali Posts: 3,325	I have slept with my computer on for the last 3 years or so. One day i turned it off, and it was wierd sleeping without the humming of the fans. lol It didnt keep me awake or anything, it was just different. Anyways, that bitch is trippen thats for damn sure. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72HNX6bJ2ag www.halcyonaffinity.org

04-09-2007, 06:14 PM	#195 (permalink)
Rotanee Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Upstate New York Posts: 836 +0 Internets	Kari Byron in PJ's trying to get vibrated. I am all over that MythBuster's episode. Attached Images

04-06-2007, 12:46 PM	#181 (permalink)
dechire /shrug Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: tx Posts: 412 +0 Internets	that bitch is batshiatcrazy for realz.

04-09-2007, 12:06 AM	#186 (permalink)
Necrath Evilcraft Worthless Incarnate Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 436 -3 Internets	Can we start a collection to persuade you to "leak" her email? That's is the only way this can end and we all know it!

04-09-2007, 07:45 AM	#188 (permalink)
Samflam That must be very tiring Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Toe-rawn-toe Posts: 1,216	She's bitching about you using your computer on a Sunday afternoon? Off with her head

04-09-2007, 10:13 AM	#189 (permalink)
Dethfang Watches the Watchmen Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 1,245 +43 Internets	Sundays are for church... and scouring the yard for plastic eggs full of candy.

04-09-2007, 04:20 PM	#191 (permalink)
Leid Hey now! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 233 +0 Internets	This is a really shitty plotline for a novel.

04-09-2007, 04:37 PM	#193 (permalink)
DickTrickle Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 305 +1 Internets	I think we need to know why you continue to put up with this and haven't done something on the offensive (harasshment complaint, telling her to leave you alone, sticking your dick in her head, etc).

04-09-2007, 05:03 PM	#194 (permalink)
boozebagbeefhole walking man Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 73 +5 Internets	long time reader first time poster 1. call the mythbusters and see if they will do an episode on that shit 2. Teach this twat a lesson and do what my friend in LA did to his shitty neighbors. Go get a few of the cheapests subwoffers you can find and attach them to the ceiling then turn them on and play dance music of some sort so they get constant bass for a while. 3. Leave your cars there and go to a friends house turn everything off make sure she doesnt see you leave. then she if she bitches.

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