Reason to hate Pirates or Ninjas

[Jubee]

Originally Posted by GaliemVaelant

Both are wrong, with absolute certainty. She didn't notice the thief taking it. Well, people can move quietly. She would have heard a car enter the parking lot. She heard the one that left. It could not have been some one on foot. Like I said, there's no place to hide, run to, walk to, etc. Nobody was in the parking lot or the land around the bank when she found it missing, and only very nice cars were there.

A bank without any security cameras, or trees/bushes to hide behind, and mighty morphin power cars that form like Voltron into 1 super car halfway through the story and then back into a BMW/Hummer/Lexus when it's time to leave.

I lol'd, would lol again. Your wife and her cousin spent it at McDonalds. Next thread please.

[xeg_IS]

NM!

[Proctor72521]

Originally Posted by GaliemVaelant

I'm pretty pissed off, and need to vent this some where.

My wife went to the bank with her cousin, had finished her business, and was buckling the little one into his car seat when her purse was stolen. Along with it, all our money, her ID, etc.

The only cars in the parking lot were nice ones. I mean BMWs, Porsches, NICE, new cars. This means that some piece of shit who is already rich or close to it stole from a woman with an infant.

I hate human beings. If there were a God, then we'd have been killed off a long time ago. Every where I turn, I see another, bigger, uglier piece of shit, and not one fucking decent human being in the lot.

How dense can your fucking wife be to not notice someone jacking her purse in the fifteen seconds it takes to buckle a child? Unless David shittin' Copperfield decided he wanted to make an easy $20 there's no way that someone could have mysteriously vanished like your wife claims.

It doesn't suprise me that once again you deliver a pathetic abortion of a thread. Give us an update when the said thief starts calling your house and threatening to kill you. Until then, you can stitch yourself a Batman costume and scour the night looking for your invisible criminal because nobody here gives a flying fuck.

[Zhavric]

To make up for the money she lost, your wife should whore herself out to the FoH community.

[GaliemVaelant]

Some of you fuckers are sub human.

[Diwali]

Originally Posted by Zhavric

To make up for the money she lost, your wife should whore herself out to the FoH community.

Right right then even potam and coffee will have a chance.

[eXarc]

Galiem, I think you are the worst poster to ever grace these forums.


but, you're fun to fuck with

[Eomer]

aren't you a scientist or something??

I thought he was ex-military and is in school, supposedly taking physics, despite the fact he doesn't know... physics.

[GaliemVaelant]

Originally Posted by Eomer

I thought he was ex-military and is in school, supposedly taking physics, despite the fact he doesn't know... physics.

Like I've told you before, the post that you take your evidence for that from included a solution given to you by a Nobel prize winner.

Besides, like you're god damn Murray Gell-Mann.

[Eomer]

meh, I'm a university dropout turned plumber. And I still understood the problem better than you.

As far as the stuff from the Nobel prize winner goes, I'm too lazy to go back and look at it, don't remember, and don't give much of a shit because anything filtered through your intellect quickly becomes useless anyways.

[randomguy]

Ive read alot of this post and I am calling shennanigans. Am I to believe your wife had more than 60 bucks in cash including credit cards and checks ?

Thats crazy. Since you seem worried about the amount, I cant assume its something like 61 dollars or 65, but it is actually a good amount of money. Let's say she has 100 dollars on her. That could buy some decent street drugs, if it was marijuanna. If you are getting crack off the street or pcp , there are limited spots to get 60 dollars worth crack from. Not all locations would sell that.

The ninja thief probably hid till your wife left then went to get the drugs. No one takes the money and runs to spend it unless its a bank robbery. Thats how they get caught. Cops think the thief was a crackhead they goto local corners and ask questions. If you told them how much was in the purse, the police would go and find out where it was most likely bought. They can measure the difference in distance from the crime to location. With this information they can get time of crime, time travel, etc. Or it can be just filed in an investigation that would be looked at in a few months.

This is where I ask, why was she parked in this parking lot ? If she works with that many rich people, are you , yourself rich ? Are you the poor people in the town the rich spit on , or do you drive with them to that town for their daily spitting ?

You got home, finished talking to the police, i hope, jumped on the computer and wrote a rant on this forum. You probably have a American Express Black Card.

[Kaxmax]

Originally Posted by GaliemVaelant

Yeah, her cousin was with her, in the car. Maybe her cousin's the pirate, but it obviously was neither in the car nor in the bank when she found it missing.

Wait a second...your wife's cousin was in the car also, am I getting that right? So not only did your wife miss this alleged robber, but her cousin did too? Two adults don't notice someone walking up to the car and ganking a purse?

What's next in this bullshit story of yours?

[Eomer]

Dude, it's pretty tough seeing someone approach your car when you have glass on all four sides of you, okay?

[Samus Aran]

heh galiem hasnt admitted he made the whole thing up yet? his story was so full of holes i cant imagine why he is still sticking with it. also the above poster has a very good point. where is the police report?

[Kaxmax]

I'm betting the cousin turns out to be legally blind in his left eye, which happens to be the side the robber attacked from. Just a hunch.