Reason to hate Pirates or Ninjas

[Eomer]

Your insistence on blaming this theft on a "rich" person is fucking pathetic.

[Fammaden]

Originally Posted by Chips

All the evidence points to your wife being retarded and loosing the money at the track and making up a BS story

She is probably out spending your money on liquor and weed to consume with her boyfriend who your son is calling "da-da" while you slave away at work. I would probably beat her to death if I were you.

[Kaige]

Had to have been a ninja, any good pirate usually boasts about his deeds afterwards.

[Fammaden]

Originally Posted by Lucane Darkseraphim

I hate people who jump to illogical conclusions.

No shit. "Thieves" indeed!

[titan_atlas]

Did she see a suspicious looking guy with an eye patch, peg leg, and parrot on his should only moments before it went missing?

[Jubee]

I voted Claw Hammer to her stupid wife face.

[Lucane Darkseraphim]

Originally Posted by Fammaden

No shit. "Thieves" indeed!

Haha. ^_^

[GaliemVaelant]

She had her purse set on top of the car, and was buckling in our son in the back seat. She was having trouble with the buckle, and the boy, so she was well distracted.

She stood up, and the purse was gone, one of the other cars was gone, and there was nobody around.

She didn't have time to blow the money and lie. She filed a police report. On top of that, part of that money was going to be used to pay off a debt she has to the university here, so she could start graduate school for an adult education degree. She has been looking forward to going back.

If this were my ex wife, then I'd think the same thing, Chips.

I'm going with the stolen car theory. It makes the most sense, but it's not the only possibility.

Okay... So, I should be looking for a rogue pirate with an eyepatch in a nice stolen car. I don't have a screenshot now, Terial, but I'll post a pic of the pirate's bloody hook after I tear it off his/her arm if I find this shitstain.

[Samus Aran]

The only cars in the parking lot were nice ones. I mean BMWs, Porsches, NICE, new cars.

plural

No. It's wide open by that bank, and she'd have seen the thief running off. It was the person in the one car that was there when she came out and gone when she got done buckling in the kid.

singular

Nobody was in the parking lot. This wasn't a Wal-Mart type parking lot with lots of people and tons of places to hide. This was at a small bank new enough to not even have cameras outside yet, with a couple cars in the lot and no people.

Ok im done trying to figure out this story, im gonna just call bullshit right now becuase either your wife is lying her ass off or you are or you're both retards. first of all what new bank with no cameras? dont you think any bank new or old will have a security system? it is a bank afterall. second the first story you say the lot is full of cars POrsches BMWS NICE ONEZ!!! then later you ammend it to one other car there besides you're wife's. wtf. whats with the retards trying these lameass pranks. thanks for the fucktard trend you started Potam.

[Yermum Onceme]

His wife is married to the most annoying man alive, keep in mind... how much wisdom do you really think she'd display when it came to watching her purse?

Seriously though now, there's all kinds of cool alarms you can get for a purse; consider investing some cash in one.

[titan_atlas]

Originally Posted by GaliemVaelant

Okay... So, I should be looking for a rogue pirate with an eyepatch in a nice stolen car. I don't have a screenshot now, Terial, but I'll post a pic of the pirate's bloody hook after I tear it off his/her arm if I find this shitstain.

Finally we are getting to the uncensored pirate theft truth motherfucker.

[Eomer]

So your wife is fucking deaf and has no peripheral vision? Jesus.

[redav]

seriously though, how did this cousin not see the pirate either?

[Fammaden]

Originally Posted by GaliemVaelant

On top of that, part of that money was going to be used to pay off a debt she has to the university here, so she could start graduate school for an adult education degree. She has been looking forward to going back.

So one of the many places in your area so backwards that you can't use a check card or even write a local check with ID is the university where your wife plans to get a graduate degree?

I don't even know where to begin on the notion that someone can walk up to a car you are leaning into and take something off the fucking roof without detection and then suddenly flee.

[Frax]

Originally Posted by Fammaden

So one of the many places in your area so backwards that you can't use a check card or even write a local check with ID is the university where your wife plans to get a graduate degree?

I don't even know where to begin on the notion that someone can walk up to a car you are leaning into and take something off the fucking roof without detection and then suddenly flee.

Definitely internet style chris farley type ninjas.