Kate has a hoof! - Page 10

Turkish · 11-21-2004, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jinheim
"shorty wrote:
You will NOT get an answer about Kates foot!

Easy there cowboy. "Foot" is a bit of an assumption don't you think?

P.S. George Zimmer says "hi""

GEORGE ZIMMER? George Zimmer as in the guy from the Ashlee Simpson message boards, the president of men's warehouse? Is he somehow involved in this? Someone please god find his posts.

Haha, naw. I was reading that thread just before I posted that. If the Zimmer guy got ahold of her board it would be great.

Mcpickle Deluxe · 11-21-2004, 05:53 PM

for the slow::

H owever much you try to bring joy
others will always say terrible things
only you know who you truly are
forget what they say, for you are beautiful.

findar · 11-21-2004, 06:23 PM

Quote:

10/25/2004 4:58:57 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOU BETTER START PRACTICING WITH 2 LITER COKE BOTTLES BEFORE YOU RECEIVE MY EXUBERANT EPIDERMAL CORDAGE. MY AMPLE HEAD TEEMING WITH MAN HOOCH IS SO COLOSSAL THAT GOD TRIPS OVER IT. I GUARANTEE IT.

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10/25/2004 4:52:59 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, I'D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I'LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON'T CHAP. YOU'LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.

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10/25/2004 4:49:32 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

SHE'S GOT THAT ENORMOUSE JAY LENO JAW WHICH MOST PEOPLE DON'T FIND ATTRACTIVE BUT THAT LARGE JAW ALLOWS ME TO CRAM EVERY FAT INCH OF MY GROIN EGGPLANT DOWN HER THROAT WHILE TEARS STREAM DOWN HER FACE AS SHE TRIES TO LIPSYNCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. IF SHE BLACKS OUT, I JUST FLIP ON SPORTSCENTER AND CRACK OPEN A PABST ON HER BUCK TEETH. I GUARANTEE IT.

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10/25/2004 4:47:20 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE ASHLEE OUT FOR A PICNIC IN A PARK, LIE HER DOWN COMPLETELY FLAT ON THE PICNIC BLANKET, BALANCE A PABST ON HER BACK, AND RIGOROUSLY VIOLATE HER FROM BEHIND - QUIZZING HER ON BASIC GEOMETRY IN SWEDISH WHILE SHE HAS A MOUTFUL OF A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH AND ANTS CRAWLING INTO HER ARMPITS. SHE WILL CUM SO HARD HER FACE WILL MELT LIKE THAT NAZI ASS IN RAIDERS. I GUARANTEE IT.

CUNT
10/25/2004 4:45:12 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

HI.. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. AND I WANT TO BEND YOU OVER A PING-PONG TABLE AND FORCE YOU TO READ HARPER'S BIZAAR WHILE I VIOLATE A SERIES OF YOUR ORAFICES. I'LL COUNT EACH PLUNGE OF MY INVADER IN GREEK. YOU'LL COME SO HARD YOUR NOSE RING WILL MAGNETIZE. I GUARANTEE IT.

GEORGE ZIMMER LIVES
10/25/2004 4:43:09 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, BABY, I WILL BLOW LIKE A SHOTGUN THROUGH YOUR UTERUS. IT'LL SHOOT OUT YOUR EARS BEFORE YOU CAN SAY BEEF JERKY. MY COCK SHOULD BE DOING PILE DRIVERS ON YOUR TONSILS WHILE YOU HUM MOZART'S MAGIC FLUTE. YOU'D GET SO SOGGY WET WE'D NEED A MOP. I GUARANTEE IT.

Rhaiq · 11-21-2004, 06:39 PM

Whoever wrote that is pure genius.

Tingteng · 11-21-2004, 07:01 PM

Thank god for the internet

8bit Pwns y00 · 11-21-2004, 07:07 PM

Don't thank god, thank Al Gore!

Contemptor · 11-21-2004, 07:07 PM

http://www.staticnine.com/whatthehoof/

Matt the Gimp · 11-21-2004, 08:08 PM

BIG TOE AND PINKY TOE!!!

IT IS REALLY MNORE LIKE A LOBSTER CLAW!

I wonder if she could jerk me off w/ it.

Eomer · 11-21-2004, 08:15 PM

wow, I had only seen one or two of those Zimmer posts. Those are fucking amazing.

Sodami · 11-21-2004, 08:26 PM

What is the story behind those George Zimmer posts? I saw them first on this board but I really want to know who wrote them and if they have written anything else.

Phoenix · 11-21-2004, 08:28 PM

She has a hoof, case closed.

Skidogg · 11-21-2004, 10:26 PM

McPickel for the fucking win, Also Zimmer for the win as well. God i was laughing so hard when i saw that sig.. /tear

Mcpickle Deluxe · 11-21-2004, 10:28 PM

someone revealed my sig =( who was it??

8bit Pwns y00 · 11-21-2004, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mcpickle Deluxe
You guys are making baby jesus cry here.

You know you are sad when you make a lurker like myself hafta register to point out the F'n OBVIOUS !!!

Quote:

However much you try to bring joy
others will always say terrible things
only you know who you truly are
forget what they say, for you are beautiful.

See the hints I laid out for ya's all?

If you've made it this far, then I need ta help ya'll out a bit -
First letter from each line -

H ... O ... O ... F ...

That spells ... PWNED !

god dammit asshole who did that

stop trying to get your e-penis stroked... no one asked...

findar · 11-21-2004, 10:54 PM

the zimmer quotes are from the ashlee simpson messageboard... around the time of her SNL fuckup.

i remember i saw em somewhere so saved em for posterity. pretty awesome stuff.

11-21-2004, 10:26 PM	#147 (permalink)
Skidogg Street Fighter II online! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Sandpoint, Idaho Posts: 153 -4 Internets	McPickel for the fucking win, Also Zimmer for the win as well. God i was laughing so hard when i saw that sig.. /tear __________________ ScreenShots for a better world!

11-21-2004, 10:28 PM	#148 (permalink)
Mcpickle Deluxe Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 444 +3 Internets	someone revealed my sig =( who was it?? Last edited by Mcpickle Deluxe; 11-21-2004 at 10:57 PM..

11-21-2004, 10:54 PM	#150 (permalink)
findar Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,661 +7 Internets	the zimmer quotes are from the ashlee simpson messageboard... around the time of her SNL fuckup. i remember i saw em somewhere so saved em for posterity. pretty awesome stuff. __________________ -its clobbering time

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Mcpickle Deluxe Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 444 +3 Internets	for the slow:: H owever much you try to bring joy others will always say terrible things only you know who you truly are forget what they say, for you are beautiful.

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8bit Pwns y00 Desperately wants to make love to a school boy... no wait... Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Netherlands Posts: 0 +0 Internets	Don't thank god, thank Al Gore!

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Matt the Gimp sylvos is going to have my butt babies Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,792 -2 Internets	BIG TOE AND PINKY TOE!!! IT IS REALLY MNORE LIKE A LOBSTER CLAW! I wonder if she could jerk me off w/ it.

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Eomer You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 11,982 +64 Internets	wow, I had only seen one or two of those Zimmer posts. Those are fucking amazing.

11-21-2004, 08:26 PM	#145 (permalink)
Sodami Man of Steel Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 375 +0 Internets	What is the story behind those George Zimmer posts? I saw them first on this board but I really want to know who wrote them and if they have written anything else.