magelo: piece of shit, or... piece of shit

FuckYou · 12-02-2003, 06:43 AM

It's cute when free software or websites don't work. Whee! However, once I actually fork some zops over for some kind of "service", it would be nice if the service in question actually fuctioned even 50% of the time.

Magelo. You flaming pile of fuck. I can't even go to the magelo forums to post a complaint that the website is down because... the fucking website is down again. Oh and who wants to get a bet going on how long the fucker is broken after the 12/16 patch? I'm thinking easter.

Fuck you magelo and Jelan. You are the lint under my ball sack. You are the dried sperm crusted to the small of my girlfriends back. You are the pebble of shit that is stuck to the side of the bowl in the office toilet.

James · 12-02-2003, 06:48 AM

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You are the pebble of shit that is stuck to the side of the bowl in the office toilet.

Harsh.

Hwed · 12-02-2003, 07:31 AM

Harsh indeed. However, I too have seen the pebble. It is one of life's great mysteries... how does this pebble get stuck to the side of the bowl? Ponder the velocity and position that this would require. And yet, it seems to happen regularly where I work. And I don't work in a coal mine, folks. These are PhDs positioning The Pebble.

James · 12-02-2003, 07:38 AM

You ever have to take a shit SO BAD that when you finally reach the toilet your ass all but explodes into it? I'm guessing that the airspeed velocity rate that the feces is coming out at is so great that The Pebble is the only piece of it left before it comes crashing down into the water as a great fiery ball of shit.

FuckYou · 12-02-2003, 07:52 AM

> You ever have to take a shit SO BAD that when you finally reach the toilet your ass all but explodes into it?

Daily. I laughed my ass off when people started talking about that "Iritable Bowel Syndrome" garbage a few years back. Haha. But today, I can't eat a tuna sandwich without producing a mississippi-delta caliber mudslide projected out of my ass at about 90 billion mph.

James · 12-02-2003, 07:54 AM

And that, my friend, is something to be proud of.

DJk_zero · 12-02-2003, 08:08 AM

I paid $12 donation and all I got was this stupid post.

ericEQ · 12-02-2003, 08:45 AM

Yea, magelo fucking sucks. HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY MAGELO! OK! OH WAIT, THE SITE IS DOWN AGAIN. I sure as fuck won't resubscribe once mine is expired.

qxx · 12-02-2003, 08:55 AM

I like when you take a shit so big, it's like iceberging out of the water a few inches. Like, you gotta do a tuck-n-roll just to break it off. Thats the moneymaker right there.

And ya, Magelo is fucking retarded.

Sampo · 12-02-2003, 09:10 AM

The EQ2 one will work great when it's up an running, well until EQ3

Szlia · 12-02-2003, 10:24 AM

Considering the bandwidth used by magelo, the tremendous coding work and the cheap as dirt premium service, I don't think it's very fair to complain about magelo's stability and update speed. It just shows you might be addicted a little too much...

FuckYou · 12-02-2003, 10:46 AM

My profile is 94k. The ebay front page is 95k. I wouldnt say the profile is disproportionally large. Perhaps if they werent serving their site over what appears to be dial-up the stability would improve.

Samus Aran · 12-02-2003, 10:53 AM

I agree, there should be better service for paying customers. Wouldnt it be logical for the free people to share one server and the paying ones get their own clean server? i bet the pay server would be much much more stable because the freebie people arent sucking up your bandwith.

FuckYou · 12-02-2003, 11:27 AM

damn rickshaw

Worfless · 12-02-2003, 02:44 PM

i think it's all the talk of shit that got the rickshaw

but yeah even tho the premium service only costs a little, all these thousands of subscribers stack up, how much does it cost to buy and maintain a few servers? even if you were to justify that the money intake magelo is getting is far too low for the cost it takes to keep magelo going, this was originally a free endeavour and the creator generally knows that there will be money loss involved

so yes, magelo is both shit and a ball sucker soon to be traded to allah for a pack of smokes

12-02-2003, 06:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
FuckYou snape kills razorgore Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,714 +1 Internets	magelo: piece of shit, or... piece of shit It's cute when free software or websites don't work. Whee! However, once I actually fork some zops over for some kind of "service", it would be nice if the service in question actually fuctioned even 50% of the time. Magelo. You flaming pile of fuck. I can't even go to the magelo forums to post a complaint that the website is down because... the fucking website is down again. Oh and who wants to get a bet going on how long the fucker is broken after the 12/16 patch? I'm thinking easter. Fuck you magelo and Jelan. You are the lint under my ball sack. You are the dried sperm crusted to the small of my girlfriends back. You are the pebble of shit that is stuck to the side of the bowl in the office toilet.

12-02-2003, 08:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
DJk_zero Internets are for faggots Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,066 -3 Internets	Waah waah waah I paid $12 donation and all I got was this stupid post.

12-02-2003, 08:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
qxx We're not happy til you're not happy. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 1,312 -3 Internets	I like when you take a shit so big, it's like iceberging out of the water a few inches. Like, you gotta do a tuck-n-roll just to break it off. Thats the moneymaker right there. And ya, Magelo is fucking retarded. __________________

12-02-2003, 10:24 AM	#11 (permalink)
Szlia Conquest Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Switzerland Posts: 4,813 +16 Internets	Considering the bandwidth used by magelo, the tremendous coding work and the cheap as dirt premium service, I don't think it's very fair to complain about magelo's stability and update speed. It just shows you might be addicted a little too much... __________________ -retrosabotage-

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12-02-2003, 07:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
Hwed Lighter of Poots Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Behind you... with an axe. Posts: 222 -1 Internets	Harsh indeed. However, I too have seen the pebble. It is one of life's great mysteries... how does this pebble get stuck to the side of the bowl? Ponder the velocity and position that this would require. And yet, it seems to happen regularly where I work. And I don't work in a coal mine, folks. These are PhDs positioning The Pebble.

12-02-2003, 07:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
James Afro Honkey Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 7,109 +25 Internets	You ever have to take a shit SO BAD that when you finally reach the toilet your ass all but explodes into it? I'm guessing that the airspeed velocity rate that the feces is coming out at is so great that The Pebble is the only piece of it left before it comes crashing down into the water as a great fiery ball of shit.

12-02-2003, 07:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
FuckYou snape kills razorgore Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,714 +1 Internets	> You ever have to take a shit SO BAD that when you finally reach the toilet your ass all but explodes into it? Daily. I laughed my ass off when people started talking about that "Iritable Bowel Syndrome" garbage a few years back. Haha. But today, I can't eat a tuna sandwich without producing a mississippi-delta caliber mudslide projected out of my ass at about 90 billion mph.

12-02-2003, 07:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
James Afro Honkey Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 7,109 +25 Internets	And that, my friend, is something to be proud of.

12-02-2003, 08:45 AM	#8 (permalink)
ericEQ FYAD FYAD LOL Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 135 -1 Internets	Yea, magelo fucking sucks. HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY MAGELO! OK! OH WAIT, THE SITE IS DOWN AGAIN. I sure as fuck won't resubscribe once mine is expired.

12-02-2003, 09:10 AM	#10 (permalink)
Sampo Banned Join Date: May 2003 Location: erm Posts: 521 +1 Internets	The EQ2 one will work great when it's up an running, well until EQ3

12-02-2003, 10:46 AM	#12 (permalink)
FuckYou snape kills razorgore Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,714 +1 Internets	My profile is 94k. The ebay front page is 95k. I wouldnt say the profile is disproportionally large. Perhaps if they werent serving their site over what appears to be dial-up the stability would improve.

12-02-2003, 10:53 AM	#13 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +2 Internets	I agree, there should be better service for paying customers. Wouldnt it be logical for the free people to share one server and the paying ones get their own clean server? i bet the pay server would be much much more stable because the freebie people arent sucking up your bandwith.

12-02-2003, 11:27 AM	#14 (permalink)
FuckYou snape kills razorgore Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,714 +1 Internets	damn rickshaw

12-02-2003, 02:44 PM	#15 (permalink)
Worfless Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,680 -1 Internets	i think it's all the talk of shit that got the rickshaw but yeah even tho the premium service only costs a little, all these thousands of subscribers stack up, how much does it cost to buy and maintain a few servers? even if you were to justify that the money intake magelo is getting is far too low for the cost it takes to keep magelo going, this was originally a free endeavour and the creator generally knows that there will be money loss involved so yes, magelo is both shit and a ball sucker soon to be traded to allah for a pack of smokes