Calhoon the EverQuest Rapper!

[Tortoise]

Haha I enjoyed it.

[The Dauntless One]

some lyrics plx?!

[Sampo]

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[aakla]

not bad realy. most of the songs I hear make me just shake my head. but yours is pretty good.

bass seemed distorted though, not sure if that was me or the song. and that whole calipso beat had me thinking of Harry Belefonte the whole time haha. not bad though. keep it up /cheer

[CalhoonJugganaut]

for any of you that enjoyed the first rap, I just thought I'd let you know that I have a new out now. This will be my last one. Some of th references are to other guilds on my server so if you get mixed up then that might clear some things up. here is the link again, this time its the rap on top and I added a hook to it. some like it better some don't, you be the judge i guess.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/8/ni...beatzmusic.htm

also here is the lyrics to the 2 raps.

(the new one)

That’s right, El’lar Dobluth done slain Mr. Rallos/
We whooped his ass like we were fighting JLO/
Next thing ya know we’re gonna kill that fool Sol Ro/
gonna dump his body in the middle of Blackburrow/
Speakin of which, I went to his temple and couldn’t zone out/
Yeh I felt like a tard but that’s what its all about/
You gotta know this game from inside out/
I need a GM baker to make some sauerkraught/
I used to roam about and kill Orc Pizzawns/
zakit says Cal watch out or you will be PIZZOWNED /
I’m like grummus eating your ass like a calzone/
When those crits come out I’m hitting for a thouzownd!/
the best kiter in EQ is Kuras the Necro/
And Shagroth sells that FD like Chezetro/
I won’t stop tanking til I get the death stroke/
Contest with ED and you’ll be swallowin egg yoke/

This is the hook to the EverQuest Rap/
Just nod your head and let your feet tap/
Don’t stop bumping this until you camp out/
Or you LD due to a blackout/
Let it play while your afk and taking a bath/
Calhoon is the pimp of the Rathe/
Don’t ever try to cross his path/
Or El’lar Dobluth will list you on the loot graph/

I made a hobbit named William Shattner
But that’s not half as uber as Paluian’s tractor/
Calhoon’s raps while raiding means the winning factor/
Any shit in our way we gonna hang from the rafters/
El’lar Dobluth bout to be on top, and the manaburnin and backstabbin just don’t stop/
We’re gonna milk the elementals of every drop/
Drain the Plane of Water and do the Flippity Flop/
After I kill you I’m gonna kidnap your alts/
Cut you with the blade of war and fill your wounds with salt/
I got two haste items chillin in my vault/
Nothing but Time like I had 3 mains in BOTS/
Big thanks to the dudes in Frayed Knot/
I put Rallos on my shoulders and did the fox trot/
And laughed at all the fuckers that said we could not/
Then I drank some dwarven ale and blazed the hemlock/

(The First Rap)

Take me to the bazaar and I’m a tycoon/
They call me Calhoon, the lyrical monsoon/
The dwarf that dropped into Freeport and caused a typhoon/
I carry dirks but I ain’t a dragoon/
Been there done that but I ain’t from the moon/
I’m from kaladim, but I’ve never touched a harpoon
I carry clubs but I ain’t ya caddy/
That baby has elven ears so I ain’t the daddy/
Fuck an ogre tank, they ain’t nothing but fatties/
Yeh im a meat shield but don’t call me Patty/
I’m a dwarf but don’t call me laddy/
Or I might turn into a dwarven baddy/
The first time we met was in West Karana/
You were fighting werewolves with a rusted katana/
You were nearly dead cause you were out of mana/
You were sweating like you were fighting a sauna/
I was on a mission to get some wood elf poonana/
That would make her the 9th baby mama/
To ever come across this 3 ft. Brahma/
I love the Oasis so fuck Bahamas/
I’ve killed over 5,000 bandits/
Prolly had over a million crippling blows landed/
When I was a newb I’d always get lost and stranded/
Now I’m an Outcast and I’ll leave you screaming damnitt/
Don’t fuck with ED should be the 11th commandment/
We’re rocking bronze, hell your still wearing banded/
So shut the fuck up before you get your ass handed/
To you in a paper bag with a ham sandwich/
With 3 water of flasks and half a stack bandages/
Treat you like a bunch of bastages/
feeding you nothing but foraged cabbages/
Once I see the elementals I’m gonna ravage it/
handled Mithaniel Marr like a band of savages/
El’lar Dobluth gonna be the EverQuest Dallas Mavericks/
And I’m going insane, somebody tell a druid to stop the rain/
made a erudite magician named David blaine, living in the fast lane/
Gotta make sure the Rathe stays maintained/
killed a crippled girl in shar vahl and took her cane/
Then I went to Thurg and took a shit on Dain, went to fear and stole Cazic Thules Brain/
First non-elemental with the sekritz of the planes just chillin in my range/
If you didn’t know, Jugganaut is my surname/
I hold it down dog and I do the damn thang/
Many say that I’m very very strange, the only dwarf known to ever carry mange/
I buy 50k shits with my chump change, pp to cp makes me very deranged/
Holla at me when I’m in the game, Rathe.Calhoon it’ll always be the same/

[aakla]

/cheer

i liked the 2nd one alot better /cheer

[The Dauntless One]

i thought the first one was catchier

GJ btw

[SssornBotS]

good lyrics bruddah. nice job, just work on the pitch of your voice. it makes you sound as if you're painfully wielding a tranquil staff up your ass. otherwise, great stuff and thanks for sharing.

[Uber Uberest ~Rathe]

Sssorn, did you ever play the game kingdom of drakkar, were in RIP, and made the guild paradigm on sol ro?

[Tortoise]

AND TELL US ABOUT THE AVATAR OF WAR

[Wurstsalat]

I really liked that haha.

Maybe its because i dont have english as my native language

[Templor]

The first one was a lot better than the second one... I liked it.

[Stragi]

Vargos is a far better dwarf, and he's half asian IRL. And gay.

[Skidogg]

This is the hook to the EverQuest Rap/
Just nod your head and let your feet tap/
Don’t stop bumping this until you camp out/
Or you LD due to a blackout/
Let it play while your afk and taking a bath/
Calhoon is the pimp of the Rathe/
Don’t ever try to cross his path/
Or El’lar Dobluth will list you on the loot graph/

Both were hella funny. Takes some kinda of differnt person to rap about eq with out cracking up. ^^


Shaiten 25blm / 12 wtm