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Old 07-06-2003, 06:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Man goes to jail for distributing "facial cream"

Check out this link, interesting news story.

http://www.tucsonweekly.com/tw/2003-06-05/curr.html

Also, informal poll: Was this sentence fair, in your opinion?
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Old 07-06-2003, 06:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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it was Sam!!! ....anyways that dude is fuckin sick
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol. How could they NOT have numerous criminal offenses they could tag on him? That state must have some amazingly loose laws concerning underaged, unwilling, unknowing pornographic material being sold to other perverts on the net.
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hmm

It's interesting, though. If you read the article all the way through, it explains that they basically just had circumstantial evidence. No one actually SAW this happen. They girls have one story, he says they made it up after he found out their ages and refused to pay them to be on his porn site like they originally agreed.

I will say, though, that if what the girls said really did happen, then that guy is fucked up.


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Old 07-06-2003, 07:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Also, informal poll: Was this sentence fair, in your opinion?
A fair punishment would be...putting his balls in a vice and giving them one turn per day till they popped, then sending the balless fuck to one of those federal ass-pounding prisons with his butt cheeks taped wide open and tattoo on his ass that reads, "insert here!" But, as we all know, the notion of doing what is fair, right, just or good died out long ago.
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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As disgusting as this guy is you have to admit his case is pretty much watertight in his favor. How they convicted him I don't know considering there really is no evidence against him. The girls waited a little too long to 'come forward' and it was most likely because he wouldn't photograph them and put them on his website. This is not a dumb man I don't think much of it happened the way it is told.
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Old 07-06-2003, 08:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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From what I got out of the story... the girls knew exactly what they were getting them selves into and when they found out that they couldn't be on the internet got upset and tried to file charges... Now that guy also knew the girls were underage and what he did is fucking sick, but I actually think 7 years is just for the crime. The girls probably wanted it, and it's not like they are pregnant or hurt in anyway. How fucking stupid can someone be to not understand whats going on when theres heavy breathing, fap fap sounds, and the guy saying "Hold on... I'm... er It's coming".

But yeah, 7 years, no-AOL, and probably probation for a good while would be good.
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Old 07-06-2003, 08:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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what about that one guy that got aressted for sucking on little boy's toes. he was arrested but they had to let him go because there is no law saying you cant suck on toes, you just cant sexualy get off on it or something.
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Old 07-06-2003, 09:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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He says they made it up after he found out their ages and refused to pay them to be on his porn site like they originally agreed.
I think he is telling the truth, the one girl said "She didnt even know he was black"...was she not fucking looking at him when he first supposedly came up and made the offer to try the "cream"?

I think the two girls were just naive lil whores trying to get a name for themselves in the porn industry, when it didn't work out like the planned the decided to fuck the guy over with "underaged, he touched me daddy!" bullshit.

If they are stupid enough to be willing to go to a strangers house, be blindfolded, placed on their knees and hold still until their faces are covered with "warm goo" they deserve it. He should have taken it a step further and cleaned up the gene pool a bit while he was at it. If they are underaged and their parents allow them to go off and try "face-cream" at some black mans house you sure as hell know thats a fucked up family right there and I wouldn't be surprised at all if the girls original intent was to start getting porn cred for future jobs.

There is a very good chance he didn't know how old they were either. The way these teenage girls dress and act these days you really can't tell in many cases. I've seen 16 year old girls with cars and cell phones who I would have sworn to god were atleast 20. When you have a mature looking female offering to take a load in the face you don't card them god damn it. Even if you do card them back when I was underage I could get a realistic looking fake ID for $20 bucks easy, if these girls were out looking to be cummed on for money im sure they could have gotten a Fake ID just as easy...
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Old 07-06-2003, 09:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I think he is telling the truth, the one girl said "She didnt even know he was black"...was she not fucking looking at him when he first supposedly came up and made the offer to try the "cream"?
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"Frankly, I didn't even know he was black until months into the case," [B}Roach{/B] said.
roach isn't one of the girls.

although, in many cases involving porn, the prosecutor just pulls up some moron fucks or a conservative pussy and makes them look at the porn. of course because of their personal beliefs they find the porn disgusting and BAM, the mother fucker under attack gets jail time because someone likes salt lake city a little too much.

and seriously, how naive(sp? oh fuck it) can two chicks be to get cummed on and not catch on before the magic moment? and i don't get it, did he splash one girl then get the next? if so, mad props to Tyrone for the fast recovery and enuff "supplies" to get two girls the full treatment.

arresting him because two skank bitches didn't get to be on a pr0n site is wrong. wait for the motherfucker to actually do something, then you can bring him down.
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Old 07-06-2003, 09:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 02:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Nahh... I think Tortoise holds that record, at under a minute or so. Keep up the good work Tortoise!
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Nahh... I think Tortoise holds that record, at under a minute or so. Keep up the good work Tortoise!
Wow I'm still famous here?
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Old 07-10-2003, 08:25 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Best post evah!

Those are either some stupid stupid bitches, or they knew EXACTLY what they were getting into.

/shout Paying $20 to spray cum on two underage white bitches.
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Old 07-13-2003, 06:59 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I went to the link but I couldn't find out where to download the movies and pictures. Please help me!
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