Because, I know You will all cry!

Nukkles · 12-07-2002, 10:01 AM

I'm just posting here to say that I'm quitting EQ. Ever since my grandmother died, I can't help but think about my own life, and how I've wasted it playing everquest.

But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Lovesmasher, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy.

Of course it doesn't help that just yesterday I asked Bladebuilder to transfer some items for me. I've known him for a long time, so I thought I could trust him. After I logged on my other character, Sporkflare, I found him sitting there linkdead. I waited THREE HOURS for him to come back, and he never did! I haven't seen him since. I trusted him, and he ripped me off!

Besides this, you should all know that there are martians planning to invade the planet earth. I have to start preparing for this onslaught, so I don't really have time to play EQ anymore. If you'd like to stay safe yourself, I suggest that you cover your head in tin foil so that they can't get you with their brain interception rays.

Not to mention that everyone in my guild is so greedy. Just yesterday, Bladecrow got a Super Death Sword of Invincible Doom, when she had just gotten a Mask of Discontent Housewives a week earlier. Not to mention that Sandhealer ninja'd a Bracer of Infinite Goatse later that day.

But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Bluereaper, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy.

Actually I've come to realize over the past few weeks wasted way too much of my life on this game. When I look back at all the time I've spent playing this game, months and years that I can't get back, that I could have spent in the REAL world, with my REAL friends, it almost brings me to tears. I hate this game so much now.

But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Blackfire, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy.

Anyway that plays EQ is a loser. I can't believe that all of you retards still play it. I guess you're all just jealous of my 22 inch rockstar cock and 12 supermodel girlfriends that I fuck every day (all at the same time), both of which I gained immediately after quitting everquest. You're all a bunch of fucking sad losers. Especially Lightbuilder. You really need to get a life, buddy.

I hate this game. It's so unfair. I'm never, ever coming back, so fuck you all. Especially Snowhealer. Fuck you.

Love and kisses,
Nukkles Blazzer

Thanks to Im quiting Everquest.com!

If you actually had to suffer through reading this bull shit then... just for ur tribulations, I present to you!:

Templor · 12-07-2002, 10:08 AM

Talk about new!

Tuco · 12-07-2002, 11:07 AM

obviously a joke but still I must present to you this:

aychamo_aycono · 12-07-2002, 11:09 AM

i give the porn an 8 / 10

Nukkles · 12-07-2002, 11:58 AM

I just wanted a reason to post some porn /shrug

Searyx · 12-07-2002, 12:48 PM

Naked Chicks =\ Porn

Air Tight = Porn

That is all.

Anarchy · 12-07-2002, 04:03 PM

Ok

1. You got that shit from here http://www.rockfiend.com/andrea/quitter/

2. Is that the same Nukkles that got banned from Xev?

12-07-2002, 10:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Nukkles Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 14 -1 Internets	Because, I know You will all cry! I'm just posting here to say that I'm quitting EQ. Ever since my grandmother died, I can't help but think about my own life, and how I've wasted it playing everquest. But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Lovesmasher, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy. Of course it doesn't help that just yesterday I asked Bladebuilder to transfer some items for me. I've known him for a long time, so I thought I could trust him. After I logged on my other character, Sporkflare, I found him sitting there linkdead. I waited THREE HOURS for him to come back, and he never did! I haven't seen him since. I trusted him, and he ripped me off! Besides this, you should all know that there are martians planning to invade the planet earth. I have to start preparing for this onslaught, so I don't really have time to play EQ anymore. If you'd like to stay safe yourself, I suggest that you cover your head in tin foil so that they can't get you with their brain interception rays. Not to mention that everyone in my guild is so greedy. Just yesterday, Bladecrow got a Super Death Sword of Invincible Doom, when she had just gotten a Mask of Discontent Housewives a week earlier. Not to mention that Sandhealer ninja'd a Bracer of Infinite Goatse later that day. But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Bluereaper, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy. Actually I've come to realize over the past few weeks wasted way too much of my life on this game. When I look back at all the time I've spent playing this game, months and years that I can't get back, that I could have spent in the REAL world, with my REAL friends, it almost brings me to tears. I hate this game so much now. But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Blackfire, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy. Anyway that plays EQ is a loser. I can't believe that all of you retards still play it. I guess you're all just jealous of my 22 inch rockstar cock and 12 supermodel girlfriends that I fuck every day (all at the same time), both of which I gained immediately after quitting everquest. You're all a bunch of fucking sad losers. Especially Lightbuilder. You really need to get a life, buddy. I hate this game. It's so unfair. I'm never, ever coming back, so fuck you all. Especially Snowhealer. Fuck you. Love and kisses, Nukkles Blazzer Thanks to Im quiting Everquest.com! If you actually had to suffer through reading this bull shit then... just for ur tribulations, I present to you!:

12-07-2002, 11:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
Tuco Santa Join Date: May 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 8,834 +24 Internets	obviously a joke but still I must present to you this: Attached Images

12-07-2002, 11:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
aychamo_aycono King Poster Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,381	i give the porn an 8 / 10 __________________ I run a small forum for discussion of medical topics.

12-07-2002, 12:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
Searyx I'm still the master of Mistmoore, dammit! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 2,072 +0 Internets	Naked Chicks =\ Porn Air Tight = Porn That is all. __________________ "“Education is the kindling of a flame, not the filling of a vessel.” --Socrates--

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12-07-2002, 10:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
Templor open up my eyes... flooded with daylight. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,286 +0 Internets	Talk about new!

12-07-2002, 11:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
Nukkles Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 14 -1 Internets	I just wanted a reason to post some porn /shrug

12-07-2002, 04:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
Anarchy Pirate Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: MA Posts: 552 -1 Internets	Ok 1. You got that shit from here http://www.rockfiend.com/andrea/quitter/ 2. Is that the same Nukkles that got banned from Xev?