do i look like the kind of guy you'd like to "hang out" with?

kegkilla · 06-02-2009, 08:17 PM

lol

EmpireF4i · 06-02-2009, 08:18 PM

I know Dr. Shaw would love to see you.

Zeste · 06-02-2009, 08:26 PM

Fuck have you been saving this post all this time? That's some stone cold patience.

Snugglebear · 06-02-2009, 08:26 PM

Believe · 06-02-2009, 08:31 PM

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute to talk off-stage
And tell you how I became a victim of a thing called roid-rage.

In the fields of Canada, born and raised,
Choking other men is how I spent most of my days.
Headbuttin', cross facin', as a technical king,
All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring.
When I lost my iPod, I was up to no good.
Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood.
I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath,
I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!"

I whistled for my son and when he came near,
He still had fragile-X and the physique of a queer.
If anything I could say that this kid was rare,
But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air!

I went down to the gym around 7 or 8,
And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!"
Hung myself to death, at a very young age,
Now I'm burning in hell, all because of roid-rage.

niteflyx · 06-02-2009, 08:32 PM

i knew this was a kegkilla post. WHEN'RE WE HANGIN' OUT, BRO?

littuljohn · 06-02-2009, 08:36 PM

hey, bro rape is serious business... watch yourself

Vehn · 06-02-2009, 08:53 PM

James · 06-02-2009, 08:54 PM

Is that amputee tranny wheel porn? Man I've been looking for a good stash of that for awhile, WHERE DID YOU FIND?

HannoverFist · 06-02-2009, 09:14 PM

Soygen · 06-04-2009, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by niteflyx

i knew this was a kegkilla post.

How did you solve that impossible case!?

Al Capwn · 06-12-2009, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soygen

How did you solve that impossible case!?

Elementary, my dear Soygen. I detected the hand of our old friend Kegkilla in this nefarious bid to be teh funnies...

Al Capwn · 06-12-2009, 11:36 PM

But, alas, fail

Fubuju · 06-13-2009, 01:40 AM

Like this?

06-02-2009, 08:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
kegkilla Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: killadelphia Posts: 2,519 -205 Internets	do i look like the kind of guy you'd like to "hang out" with? lol

06-02-2009, 08:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
Zeste Oooooooooooohhhh, yeeeeeeeeeesssssss Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,378 +69 Internets	Fuck have you been saving this post all this time? That's some stone cold patience. __________________

06-02-2009, 08:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
Believe Analyst and Therapist Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,067 -14 Internets	Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute to talk off-stage And tell you how I became a victim of a thing called roid-rage. In the fields of Canada, born and raised, Choking other men is how I spent most of my days. Headbuttin', cross facin', as a technical king, All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring. When I lost my iPod, I was up to no good. Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood. I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath, I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!" I whistled for my son and when he came near, He still had fragile-X and the physique of a queer. If anything I could say that this kid was rare, But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air! I went down to the gym around 7 or 8, And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!" Hung myself to death, at a very young age, Now I'm burning in hell, all because of roid-rage. __________________

06-02-2009, 08:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
Vehn Hurm... Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,295 -3 Internets	Attached Images __________________

06-02-2009, 08:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
James You are just another normal! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,384	Is that amputee tranny wheel porn? Man I've been looking for a good stash of that for awhile, WHERE DID YOU FIND? __________________ Like a ship without an anchor, like a slave without a chain, just the thought of those sweet ladies sends a shiver through my veins. And I will go on shining, shining like brand new. I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few. Goodbye stranger, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise. Tried to see your point of view, hope your dreams will all come true. Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow, feel no shame. Come tomorrow, feel no pain.

06-02-2009, 08:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Snugglebear Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,950 -21 Internets

06-02-2009, 08:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
niteflyx Fuckin' 07er Join Date: May 2007 Location: Philly Posts: 750 +11 Internets	i knew this was a kegkilla post. WHEN'RE WE HANGIN' OUT, BRO?

06-02-2009, 08:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
littuljohn Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 78 -2 Internets	hey, bro rape is serious business... watch yourself

06-02-2009, 09:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
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