Jenna Haze Lap Dance

prescient63 · 05-15-2009, 06:47 AM

I'm facing a major decision here. Should I head down to the Foxy Lady tonight and spend $175 on a lap dance from Jenna Haze? I do love that dirty whore and how many people can say they got a dance from Jenna? Then again $175 for 4mins. Her hourly is astronomical.

Lyrical · 05-15-2009, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by prescient63

I'm facing a major decision here. Should I head down to the Foxy Lady tonight and spend $175 on a lap dance from Jenna Haze? I do love that dirty whore and how many people can say they got a dance from Jenna? Then again $175 for 4mins. Her hourly is astronomical.

You'd have to go full retard to pay $44 a minute for a lapdance.

redbandana · 05-15-2009, 06:56 AM

Don't do it.

Braen · 05-15-2009, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by prescient63

how many people can say they got a dance from Jenna?

I would say a lot judging from the amount of movies she has been in. You can count those as "lap dances"

it's not my money. GO FOR EEEEEET!

Adam12 · 05-15-2009, 07:08 AM

Yep Braen, since it's not my money I say go for it, and post pics immediately afterwards.

Tuco · 05-15-2009, 07:20 AM

No.

Being able to say "I spent $44 a minute for a lapdance." is not a positive thing.

Campari · 05-15-2009, 07:27 AM

Yeah... I'm gonna go ahead and add another "no" to the tally.

Tripamang · 05-15-2009, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by prescient63

I'm facing a major decision here. Should I head down to the Foxy Lady tonight and spend $175 on a lap dance from Jenna Haze? I do love that dirty whore and how many people can say they got a dance from Jenna? Then again $175 for 4mins. Her hourly is astronomical.

Out of curiosity what is her hourly rate? And what does the hourly rate entail?

If it's an hour of bottoms on American lap dances, just lawl

Fly to montreal and get a whole weekends worth for 175$ with fully naked chicks you can touch.

Sunder · 05-15-2009, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuco

No.

Being able to say "I spent $44 a minute for a lapdance." is not a positive thing.

This.

prescient63 · 05-15-2009, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Tripamang

Out of curiosity what is her hourly rate? And what does the hourly rate entail?

If it's an hour of bottoms on American lap dances, just lawl

Fly to montreal and get a whole weekends worth for 175$ with fully naked chicks you can touch.

I have no clue but champagne room is $1000 and that is usually 15mins if I'm not mistaken so we are probably looking at $4k/hr or $44*60 = $2460.

Heylel Teomim · 05-15-2009, 07:38 AM

Purely playing Devil's advocate, since I doubt i'd do it myself but...

It's Jenna fucking Haze. That girl was put on earth for no other reason than to give dudes boners. Her entire claim to fame is "I can suck cock like a pro", and she's one of the best at it in a very crowded field. The girl is so goddamn hot it's impossible to conceive of God ever expecting her not to get fucked ten ways from Tuesday. I'd strangle the cutest puppy in a newborn litter for a blowjob from that chick.

Look at it like this: it's not $175 for a lap dance, it's $175 for a story. In five years, what's gonna be worth more?

edit: The above encouragement assumes full-nude, Atlanta style raunchy ass lap dances. When Jenna was in town here she started going to work on herself with a lollipop on stage, so that should give you an idea what can be gotten away with.

Haus · 05-15-2009, 07:40 AM

There are places you can go and women you can pay $175 an hour to who will not only dance on your lap, but will let you roll video effectively making you both porn stars at the same time.

Soygen · 05-15-2009, 07:43 AM

I think you should wait for James' advice before making a decision.

Braen · 05-15-2009, 07:46 AM

Seconded Also i guess it matters what 175 bucks means to you. if you make 100K a year. i don't think you would miss it. if going would make you late for your shift at Mickey D's, then i guess it would hurt a tad more.

prescient63 · 05-15-2009, 07:49 AM

So let's say that $175 is equivalent to a Saturday night most weekends......

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05-15-2009, 07:08 AM	#5 (permalink)
Adam12 Hobophobic Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,292 +26 Internets	Yep Braen, since it's not my money I say go for it, and post pics immediately afterwards.

05-15-2009, 07:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
Tuco Forum Janitor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 10,721 +75 Internets	No. Being able to say "I spent $44 a minute for a lapdance." is not a positive thing.

05-15-2009, 07:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
Campari Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NYC Posts: 111 +8 Internets	Yeah... I'm gonna go ahead and add another "no" to the tally.

05-15-2009, 07:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
Heylel Teomim The Educated Fool Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,987 +19 Internets	Purely playing Devil's advocate, since I doubt i'd do it myself but... It's Jenna fucking Haze. That girl was put on earth for no other reason than to give dudes boners. Her entire claim to fame is "I can suck cock like a pro", and she's one of the best at it in a very crowded field. The girl is so goddamn hot it's impossible to conceive of God ever expecting her not to get fucked ten ways from Tuesday. I'd strangle the cutest puppy in a newborn litter for a blowjob from that chick. Look at it like this: it's not $175 for a lap dance, it's $175 for a story. In five years, what's gonna be worth more? edit: The above encouragement assumes full-nude, Atlanta style raunchy ass lap dances. When Jenna was in town here she started going to work on herself with a lollipop on stage, so that should give you an idea what can be gotten away with.

05-15-2009, 07:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
Haus Fires of Heaven WoW Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 550 -9 Internets	There are places you can go and women you can pay $175 an hour to who will not only dance on your lap, but will let you roll video effectively making you both porn stars at the same time.

05-15-2009, 07:43 AM	#13 (permalink)
Soygen 100% Pure Soy Monk Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 7,447 +107 Internets	I think you should wait for James' advice before making a decision.

05-15-2009, 07:49 AM	#15 (permalink)
prescient63 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,918 -42 Internets	So let's say that $175 is equivalent to a Saturday night most weekends......