Jenna Haze Lap Dance - Page 2

Zerai · 05-15-2009, 07:52 AM

Then do it np.

Heylel Teomim · 05-15-2009, 07:52 AM

There's another factor. How important is the money? Is $175 gonna break you, or is that part of your fun budget for the month? If that much cash isn't really a big deal, just go for it for kicks. If it's out of your range, why are you even considering it?

edit: Post updated while typing. Yes, if you spend that much on a Saturday anyway then fuck it.

OhSeven · 05-15-2009, 07:52 AM

If you're typically spending 175 a weekend then hell yes do it.

Blumpster · 05-15-2009, 07:53 AM

No. She's going to do so many the one you get is probably going to be horrible. She'll be all tired and shit and just sit in your lap and gyrate her ass for 4 minutes while you get to smell her neck. Not a bad time really, but for 175 dollars? hahaha.

edit: well shit if you spend 175 every Saturday who cares. Get loaded somewhere else though paying 10 bones for a beer on top of a shitty lap dance is harsh!

Heylel Teomim · 05-15-2009, 07:54 AM

If you can pay her extra to write FOH on her tits, you'll win the Internet.

prescient63 · 05-15-2009, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heylel Teomim

If you can pay her extra to write FOH on her tits, you'll win the Internet.

If we want to start a paypal fund.....

darkseid · 05-15-2009, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heylel Teomim

If you can pay her extra to write FOH on her tits, you'll win the Internet.

I voted "yes", with this in mind.

Zhaun's_Shade · 05-15-2009, 07:57 AM

I don't know who Jenna Haze is

Which Foxy Lady is this at?

The Ancient · 05-15-2009, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripamang

Out of curiosity what is her hourly rate? And what does the hourly rate entail?

If it's an hour of bottoms on American lap dances, just lawl

Fly to montreal and get a whole weekends worth for 175$ with fully naked chicks you can touch.

I don't know the official tally but I'm pretty sure there are more places in America that offer real lap dances than bottoms on. You don't need to go to Canada to get a real lap dance, I'm not sure where you went to an American strip club.

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Originally Posted by Blumpster

No. She's going to do so many the one you get is probably going to be horrible. She'll be all tired and shit and just sit in your lap and gyrate her ass for 4 minutes while you get to smell her neck. Not a bad time really, but for 175 dollars? hahaha.

She's a professional entertainer. I doubt you are right about this.

I vote no, but I'm at the point where I think a $10 lap dance is a waste of money. Either it sucks, or it's awesome and you get super turned on to have to wait a few hours to go home and masturbate by yourself. I also don't think "I paid 175 for a lap dance from THE JENNA HAZE" is quite the badge of honor you think it is. These girls are constantly out touring so it's not that unique and thing and really, who are you going to impress with it? Not to mention 3-5 years from now she'll be a complete has-been having been replaced by the younger generation of porn stars.

If you do go for it, let us know how it goes, though.

Heylel Teomim · 05-15-2009, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhaun's_Shade

I don't know who Jenna Haze is

Porn star who's built like a hot rod. Just google it. But *don't* google "Jenna Haze double fisting Bella Donna". Srsly.

Braen · 05-15-2009, 08:00 AM

Someone please educate this poster!

prescient63 · 05-15-2009, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhaun's_Shade

I don't know who Jenna Haze is

Which Foxy Lady is this at?

Brockton

prescient63 · 05-15-2009, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ancient

I don't know the official tally but I'm pretty sure there are more places in America that offer real lap dances than bottoms on. You don't need to go to Canada to get a real lap dance, I'm not sure where you went to an American strip club.

Providence for one. You can go well beyond the typical lap dance there.

Edit: So strange when I dated a stripper I never went to strip clubs, now that I don't I go fairly often (I blame my stripper addicted roomate). I must miss her =P

Adam12 · 05-15-2009, 08:03 AM

I'm at work, and this is General not SS, so here you go:

Yutnopash · 05-15-2009, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Soygen

I think you should wait for James' advice before making a decision.

James' advice wouldn't work for the rest of us mortals. For him in this situation, he'd just have to say; Hey, I've survived a wild hog attack. Look at the leg. At which point, Jenna would bend over and present herself for mounting. James would then force her to make pig squealing noises and the rest would be history.

But, if 175 is the normal deal for a Saturday go for it.

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05-15-2009, 07:52 AM	#16 (permalink)
Zerai ~ Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: An Igloo Posts: 3,871 +6 Internets	Then do it np.

05-15-2009, 07:52 AM	#17 (permalink)
Heylel Teomim The Educated Fool Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,987 +19 Internets	There's another factor. How important is the money? Is $175 gonna break you, or is that part of your fun budget for the month? If that much cash isn't really a big deal, just go for it for kicks. If it's out of your range, why are you even considering it? edit: Post updated while typing. Yes, if you spend that much on a Saturday anyway then fuck it.

05-15-2009, 07:53 AM	#19 (permalink)
Blumpster . Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 2,307 +13 Internets	No. She's going to do so many the one you get is probably going to be horrible. She'll be all tired and shit and just sit in your lap and gyrate her ass for 4 minutes while you get to smell her neck. Not a bad time really, but for 175 dollars? hahaha. edit: well shit if you spend 175 every Saturday who cares. Get loaded somewhere else though paying 10 bones for a beer on top of a shitty lap dance is harsh!

05-15-2009, 07:54 AM	#20 (permalink)
Heylel Teomim The Educated Fool Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,987 +19 Internets	If you can pay her extra to write FOH on her tits, you'll win the Internet.

05-15-2009, 07:57 AM	#23 (permalink)
Zhaun's_Shade Death Panel Supporter Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 2,633 -7 Internets	I don't know who Jenna Haze is Which Foxy Lady is this at?